Why was Australia able to gain independence from the British through peaceful negotiation, while America had to chimp out and kill hundreds of thousands for the same result?
And they seem to unironically take pride in this country wide shitfit that they threw.
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We remained subject to the Commonwealth and they didnt
Dude fuck tea-tax, seriously.
you are cucks who lost to the birds
Tea is worth going to war over? What about the taxation of burgers?
As if that's a bad thing. Whites need to be more united in whatever way possible
Where did I say thats a bad thing or a good thing you weird cunt
If it was Britain taxing our burgers, there would be no more Britain.
We would never let a foreign government tax our beef industry.
Did a dingo really eat that ladies baby?
You cunts still worship the queen.
>As if that's a bad thing
It is.
WE invented the sandwich and by extension the burger.
Get fucked Yanks.
>Beef
>2016
>Haram
Pick one
I'm too used to Yanks being Yanks.
Like this fucker
Yep. It was pretty common knowledge in the area that that rangers dingo was a problem animal.
Fuck you yank
Fuck you old lady worshipper
The American Revolution was a proxy war fomented by France.
The French armed, trained, funded, supplied terrorist radicals who espoused in fanatical fashion the anti-monarchic ideology of republicanism.
These rebels were a minority among the population and their numbers were bolstered by foreign fighters from all over Europe.
Unfortunately the British abandoned us and left us to the mercy of those bandits.
Queens>Niggers
Murica didn't HAVE to chimp out, there was was massive support for colonial autonomy in the British parliament, the government could barely maintain support for the war to suppress the Patriots, they only deployed troops because just rolling over and abandoning the colonies to a (minority) rebel group would have tanked Britain's global reputation and made us look weak at a time where Spain and France were both pissed as fuck at us and looking to strip us of supporters in Europe and India.
The British position was basically 'beat them, then give them pretty much everything they're demanding anyway' because maintaining trade with the colonies and the infrastructure there (so it didn't fall to Spanish or French invasion) was way more important than maintaining control over them and the minimal tax revenue that it brough in (the majority of which was spent on colonial defences and never benefited Britain directly anyway).
Defeat for Washington and his supporters would have basically resulted in them getting what they wanted anyway, it's probably one of the most pointless wars ever to be fought in human history because both sides basically wanted the same thing, they were just fighting over the prestige of whether it was granted or taken by force.
Yanks being yanks at the end of the day, don't do with diplomacy and negotiation what you can do with war and the blood of your young men.
elections>monarchy
Niggers>sandniggers
You live in MN, don't you? Filthy sympathizer
More like the blood of your young men :^)
Look at the west today and reconsider your evaluation of these elecetions
>Unfortunately the British abandoned us and left us to the mercy of those bandits.
You basically bankrupted them by having them fund your entire war effort, prop up the US government and had their fleet engaging the Royal Navy all over the world at great cost.
Which they did willingly in the belief that you'd turn your back on Britain and divert all your trade to France and her colonies and they'd gain all that money back in the coming years while Britain withered and would be unable to fund further expeditions in India, leaving the subcontinent to the French.
Then when the peace was signed, your merchants went straight back to trading with their buddies in London as though the war never happened.
France was kill. We didn't leave you at the mercy of anyone.
You're basically the reason the largest European empire was Britain and not France.
Constitutional monarchy>Democracy
>Yeah lets ruin our country by letting everybody vote because freedom hahhahahaha
We're only 4% Muslim but Sandniggers are way better than niggers desu it's only bad when there's a huge population of them like in France or Belgium because they're a lot smarter than nignogs.
Because the the USA's chimp out scared the UK.
You guys were a penal colony, the Crowns refuse to be discarded on a bleak giant island filled with abbos. We decided fuck the king and his taxes and gun grabbing bs. I mean take a look at this pansy.
You just elected a muslim as the mayor of your only relevant city m8
Any independence gained after WWI doesn't count.
>F-F-France and S-Spain we need your help please attack the Brits in Spain
We lost fewer men in battle than you did. Redcoats > Continental Army man for man.
Different periods in time you stupid fuck.
>americans have balls
>ausfailia is still cucked
pick both
>Black President
>Pic related
>Y..you have a Muslim mayor!
Glass houses m8.
>that's supposed to be an argument against democracy
All of your relevant cities are black or Hispanic m8
Uncultured disgusting nigger detected.
hundreds of thousands? b8
Only like 20k died from battle. Most people in the war died of disease. Which back in those days who didn't die from disease?
whats even worst is that London is 60% white and still elects a durka durka... Get it together
wise kiwi
Well you killed more of us in battle by about 1k. You had more casualties than us, for what that's worth. Plus you had 41,000 deserters, which is pretty ridiculous when you consider you only lost 5,000 to death in battle.
Meh we're both fucked. Small towns are our haven I guess. At least we aren't france/belgium
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>Why was Australia able to gain independence from the British through peaceful negotiation
because we chimped out and killed thousands of brits
the brits didn't want to deal with another fucking colonial revolt.
I am a redneck, family fought against the crown, fought against the yankees and will fight who ever is next.
>Dumb penal colonist thinks they negotiated their own independence
Protip: the Brits didn't want any ties with the scum of the earth they sent to Abo Land in the first place
No we killed way more of you than you did of us just look at the battles in Canada for crying out loud
The French did the most damage
>even though my reigon is poor,uncultured and full of blacks imma do wut ma inbred ancestors be doing aint dat rite suthan bois
yeah look at the numbers.. Team USA: total dead from battle 6k Total dead: 30 k...
Most soldiers back then died from diseases that they would have died from normally/if there wasnt a war. I get OP's point, but 'hundreds of thousands dead' is exaggerated
She killed her fucking baby
Dingo's are just fucking dogs
You faggot, we didn't want to secede but they just kept pushing our buttons and kept trying to intervene in things that they hadn't intervened in for the 100 or so years that we were just colonies.
Hell, that's how our appreciation for freedom was found. It was because Britain didn't give a shit about us and just left us to die in the harsh conditions of the lands (Such as Virginia, which was a massive fucking disaster until they found their the goldmine of tobacco), it was from that sense of isolation and barely existent rule that we prospered the most. Then the good old Crown decided to start giving a shit about what we did, got us in the war of 1763 and then taxed the shit out of us for it (Granted, the colonies were taxed a lot less than the actual nation itself, but it doesn't change the fact we didn't want the war in the first place). We tried to negotiate on some kind of agreement but the Mother country wouldn't have it, and we wouldn't have them. So we told them to fuck on off, which of course the French loved and decided to help us with our task.
Fuck off, you shitposting fuck.
I thought London was below 50% now?
No doubt, but have you ever heard of British General John Burgoyne? He was the first British general to surrender on the field of battle in over 500 years. He surrendered to colonists at the battle of Saratoga.
en.wikipedia.org
George Washingtion would accept a second British surrender to end the war.
Kinda pathetic tbqh famalam
>Send your best an Brightest to America
>They revolt
>Send thousands of Irish criminals to Australia
>Ironclad loyalty
Friendly reminder Australian McDonalds is now Halal, they have small little stickers on the drive through box to make sure you're all up to date! :^)
we take pride because we won. those fucks wanted to tax our tea leaves we grew then ship them back to us and we beat them up for it
"we will beat you up to if you try to fuck us" should be some where in our national anthem towards the end
Your penal colony got off easy because the Bongs still remembered what happened the last time a major colony wanted independence.
Below 50% British white I'm guessing. Lots of Poles and other non British whites.
At least USA is just a colony. Britain is supposed to be one of our greatest and proudest nations.
Man is the US the only former colony to actively resist the mudslime cucking? Stand up my fellow anglos
>"we will pander to you if you try to fuck us"
>If Lord North had had a stroke we, together may still rule the earth today.
Lads you got your arse kicked.
If the Americucks just acted like good English folk and stayed in the Empire the world would be so much better of a place. The Empire would have taken over even more of Mexico then America did so less dirty fucking Mexicans to worry about, no World War one in the way we understand it because the British Empire including America would be more than enough to crush the Germans or prevent the war from ever starting in the first place. No World War Two either and without the two world wars the British Empire would still be alive and well and it would be defending the white race. Instead Americukastan elected a chimp and now is about to elect a convict.
>Implying I live in the south.
How long till you have a Paki King?
Australia federated in 1901.
>the same result
last time i checked we weren't a nation full of shitposting mongoloid faggots
The British Army used flogging extensively to maintain discipline (American slaves were shocked to see white men being flogged worse than they were apparantly) and although on paper it was 'volunteer only', in reality the vast majority of those men were essentially kidnapped whilst drunk, forced to join to avoid being sentenced to death or years of hard labour, or joined because they grew up in a slum and had absolutely zero prospects.
Faced with an English-speaking country which was happy to accept new British settlers and, I believe, was offering parcels of land to Redcoats who were willing to abandon the Colours, it's not surprising desertion rates were that high.
The war was also extremely unpopular in Britain, so these men weren't going home to a heroes welcome at all and soldiers have always been derided in Britain.
>USA
>Fellow Anglos
America was far more valuable
I think you mean
>Send the unemployed and religious extremists to America
>Have to get into debt to work on land
>They revolt over taxes to pay for a war they started
>Refuse to join the Great war but still profit from it
>Send the starving and the ethnicities you don't want in Britain
>Give them free land if they farm it
>They work hard and stay loyal in the land you've given them
>They volunteer the minute war breaks out
How long till you have a black president? Oh wait.
Poles keeping London majority white. White British are something like 40% now.
Is this what we sound like when we talk about vietnam? I mean we annihilated those farmers, but shit. UK only outscored us by ~1k
Nigger my family came over on the mayflower
I wouldn't play my bets on it. Even if Lord North died and someone competent took the position and cooled down the tension, things would have only gotten worse as time progressed and the US would have most likely turned into a twin of Canada.
Wasn't Princess Diana preggers with a muslim?
Pork is haram you ignorant infidel
Jews crashed her car because of that
That's actually really sad, if you think about it hard enough.
>Is this what we sound like when we talk about vietnam?
Pretty much.
>Nigger my family came over on the mayflower
>what's an outlier
Just like Rhodesia,South Africa ect
Maybe it's gods revenge?
>posts a pic of a coal-burner
Oooh, that's ironic.
Meh, everyone gets a bad leader every once in a while, Presidents are temporary, Royalty is forever.
Yup that's true, and so is the story that she was assassinated by MI6 on the orders of the Duke of Edinburgh via the tried and tested method of getting her chauffeur slightly tipsy and then paying paparazzi to follow her car.
America tried multiple times to gain independence or autonomy peacefully, but the British king at the time wouldn't have any of it. He was intent on 'crushing the rebellion' and 'teaching us a swift lesson' so he sent his 3 best generals and a larger military force than Britain had ever sent anywhere - which resulted in standoffs and skirmishes in Boston and New York and eventually to an all out brutal war inland.
The indepth histories of the revolutionary war are very interesting, I've read a few books on it.
and what happened to her?
The Queen is based you cunts she supports Brexit
Perhaps. But as far as the map goes, my county is 66% white, but is marked as mexican there. Disregarded
There's actually a whole bunch of conspiracy theories and proven conspiracies about that. They covered it up and framed her for the murder because they thought killer dingos would be bad for tourism.
>He can't handle the facts
>America isn't 62% white
It is, but I'm talking about the county I live in, not country you illiterate fuck. My county is 66% white, but the map you posted says we're majority mexican. If you avoid the large cities, you avoid minorities. Just like everywhere else
The King (or this case, queen) of England has the power to dissolve your parliament. Even though, that is not likely to ever happen, don't be so sure to say that you have Independence in the same way that we do.
"united" as in "LETS FLOOD OUR COUNTRIES WITH VIOLENT MUD SLIMES" No, thanks
Nah, don't worry about me user., I'm a crypto-Anglo. I support monarchy, because unless a miracle happens in my country, the system of democracy, which imports new voters who will vote "the right way", will have destroyed this country.
>I've read a few books on it.
>a larger military force than Britain had ever sent anywhere
Might want to re-read those books or find some that are actually factual.
We deployed more troops to just a single battle at Blenheim during the Wars of Spanish Succession than we had deployed in America at any point during the years-long Revolutionary War.
HM can't do shit to the Australian Parliament. If she ever did, they just tell her to do one and declare a Republic, her position (in the Commonwealth at least) is entirely ceremonial.
>elections
>good
Niggers, women, and mexicans are deciding your future, m8. And it's all simply because they outnumber you. Tyranny of the majority and all that.
underrated post
Shoo, no one cares about your slightly-modified sandwich 'invention'.
You hired German merceneries for the front lines, we were barely equipped to fight a war -
The end result does not tell the whole story you need to understand what happened in 1775-1776 to understand the war. Neither side really wanted to fight the other and everytime the British attacked they would send the Germans in first who were extremely brutal and would decapitate the continentals and put their heads on spikes etc. The early battles usually ended very quickly with one side or the other just retreating or surrendering because no one really wanted to die on either side.
>You can take our freedom, but you will never take our burgers!
kek
*unzips cock*
Get to work then whore
Well I'm very open to whatever history book you consider to be more factual.
>everytime the British attacked they would send the Germans in first
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Any that aren't used in American schools really.