You just know

You just know

Oh no, she's a horsechick.. Never date one. The amount of attention and love they have for you is NOTHING compared to their love for their horses and you'll have to hear about it all day long and she'll probably try to get you involved.

Of course. How could you ever compete witha horse cock?

how can white bois even compete

Plus they never have any money left and a bunch of other problems because of their critter

Fact. Horse bitches are nuts.

Agreed.

Not only are horse women expensive and high class, they won't shut up about how great horses are.

Great fucks though.

what the fuck is that on the horse's leg?

Horse chicks becoming increasingly easy to spot...

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>Great fucks though.
This is so true. Their pussies are so stretched from fucking the horse my dick actually fits.

i dated a horse chick once. She tried to get me to fuck the horse

nice moar!

not sure if want

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Once you go black, you go to prison for bestiality?

nigga how can any bois even compete

should have done it m8. a pussy's a pussy.

I'm pretty sure the people in these threads have never been around a horse, or girls that have horses.
Horses are awesome, horse girls are awesome.
not high maintenance, laid back, not afraid to get dirty.
I'll take a horse girl any day.

Why does this turn me on?

The horse wants it more than the JB.

t. A horse girl.

is bestiality a criminal offense?

t. ?

Virgin.

most places yeah.

Depends on where you live.

that horse killed my son

Me?
lmao wow............
I really did lmao.
no not even close.

Spot the newfag

That would be you my frien.
If only you knew.

but ... me living in Europe I thought it wasn't. I mean, I've never heard any article of someone condemned for that.

Those fresh, clean, leatherly lips look so inviting on a regular girl, don't they? Imagine pulling a girl's pants down only to be greeted by such a sight!

What the fuck happened to debauchery, that was Sup Forums?
All I see is shitposting

arguing on Sup Forums hahaha

depends on where you live, give it a google. I think about 3/4 of the world it's specifically illegal, and in even more while it's not specified they will try to get you on some kind of animal cruelty.

This is 100% true

Something underage newfags imported from Reddit. It's just a blatant sign of newfaggotry. People either post it ironically to troll or because they're newfags.

Was legal to fug the bunni in Sweden until 2014 or sometime. The sentence used to be death until capital punishment was abolished. Then they legalised bestiality at the same time as decriminalising homosex. Now it's animal abuse. Pissed off Swede muslim community though. Can't ever please everyone.

This is true I dated one in high school every conversation somehow ended up about her goddamn horse plus she never put out. They're goddamn bullshit.

Women can obsess over horses in a way that would make the waifu of a dedicated otaku jealous. Why? Who the fucks knows. It's a mystery of the universe.

why are they staring?

Is this how it starts?

fuck thats masculine

training demonstration.
Horse people really dont even notice the horse cock, its you non horse people that stare and make a fuss over it.
To us, it's just a normal part of horses

...sure...hahahaha!

Just giving you a horsemans perspective.

>Pissed off Swede muslim community though.
So 80% of the country.

WTF you on about? Most horse chicks I know aren't batshit crazy like y'all describe. I mean most women are crazy in their own right but it's not the horses..

Oh and I haven't ridden in years.. Probably don't even know how too any more Desu.

>decriminalising homosex
Still technically means homosexuality is illegal

Saw a Video of 3 or 4 little girls grooming a horse.
The horse got hard of course and showed them his huge cock.
Guess what the girls focused on. ;^)

Sure thing, Vlad.

Why am I not surprised to see you here.

show off. I mean we all know he has a big cock, he doesn't have to flaunt it in front of all those girls

To you it's big but the horse knows better. Perhaps it's actually really tiny in the horse world and he's really conscious of his micropenis

No reason you should be, I'm the most well known horse fuckers on here.

Hey it's Bojack

True. I have mixed feelings on the matter. I'm not opposed but I don't know if I could.

>Great fucks though.

never stick your dick in crazy

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my sister and mother are both horse owners

I can barely stand either of them

In terms of relative size, the human has the largest penis.

The human penis is about 1/10 of the body, not sure what the horse is though.

>TFW I'm the horse

Then you probably would if you liked horses and worked with them enough to develop a relationship.
I would never do anything with just any random horse. Only one of mine that I know and like.
Same with dogs.

>tfw you enter itt with the hope to see shitloard of horse porn
>it's actually discussion,not even on horses,but on batshit crazy bitches
>tfw i lost hope on Sup Forums

This is the last you will fool me you fucking retards

I'm fucking a horse chick.
She wants to suck the horse off.
Not saying that I wouldn't want to see it.
She let her dog eat her out once.

Yeah. I'm too poor and allergic for animals. Plenty of them around me though.

Send proof

>I'm fucking a horse chick.
They're called mare's, user

Alright, in the future, if you see a blonde chubby slut sucking off a horse cock, with a timestamp, that will be her.

which one?
they've owned like 5 fucking horses

Well, you dont have to be poor forever.

>or you could send dog pics. Both are cool with me.

But I'm middle class it's what we do best.

That's not poor. Middle has plenty money for horses.

Damn anybody got the source on those pics? For educational purposes of course

TOPKEK

>spot the horse chick

Doesn't it seem weird how everyone in the family is a horse owner except you?
>You're the horse.

Closer to 1-2% or so but sure.

There were a couple webms of some dogs fucking their owners posted on Sup Forums before. No idea who posted them though.

HORSED

I have 2 horses, 3 german shepherd, 3 race cars, a bunch of street cars and trucks.
I only make 50k-80k a year depending on how much I feel like working.

PONIED!

they're the only women in the family wealthy enough to afford horses, the rest had kids early and fucked their lives over.

and yes I am the horse, I secretly have a system where I neigh and stamp my hoofs to dictate my posts to my handler who gets paid in horse cock.

I don't have any of her with the dog. She did it before we met. She said she wants to get spitroasted by her dog and I.

STALLIONED

You could own half of my area with money like that. We are literal peasants. The poor ave no money, the middle class make minimum wage if that. The rich own Perdue.

gotta send em when it happens boi.

I've done that.
Also dp'd a girl with a dog.
Also dp'd a dog with another dog.

How can black bois even compete???

What's dog pussy like mahng?

Do it, you'd be absolutely dominating her and degrading her. By fucking her you're asserting your dominance and superiority over her, and by letting her dog fuck her the dog is asserting its superiority over her. She'd be a lesser being than her own dog. That's hot.

hope you meant to say that they notice but ignore it. otherwise horse people are the most unobservant people in the world.

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Roccoed

I talked about posting stuff on Sup Forums with her before so she as no problem with it.
Be ready, user, when I'm OP, I will deliver.

Very warm. totally different feel from a human because of the shape. there are different tightness depending on how far in you are.

>OP is always a fag.
I'll keep an eye out. Just don't get b& or 404

Weird.

She's into being used to the level of FacialAbuse type stuff.
She's literally into EVERYTHING.

that horse is pregnant

Definitely

The 2 main things with dogs is for one, most are too small, and 2 the positioning can be a challenge.
oddly enough, you can almost never do a traditional doggy style. the heights between you and them pretty much never line up that way.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'd fuck up a dog if I tried. I fuck up people already.