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Posh Tesco edition

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aeropress

serious second-hand embarrassment

though i doubt tim felt a thing

why are there so many qt boys in eurovision this year

nth for cuteboys

xth for Anzu

should I buy a Nespresso? Don't really like coffee but want to feel sophisticated

post the one with nigel in it

Anime

anime anime

just a heads up lads, evidence shows that it is very probable that there's an anime nonce posting in this thread

>your best mate will never do this
:(

Dunno 'bout that one lad

anime anime anime

>try to post something anti macron
>"connection error"
HMMMMMM

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Anime?

not a fan of the ol' 'cron desu

macron is gay

Really genuinely angered by the amount of people in my society that are allowed to continue living with my disapproval.

there he is! there's the anime nonce!

lets beat him up

macaroni > le penne

favourite pornstars right now:

Bella Rose
Gia Paige
Luna C Kitsuen
Jillian Janson
Skye West
Dolly Little

love fanny, hate women, 'nuff said

what kind of music does /brit/ boys like?

LE PEN WINS

Anzu is a waifu for laifu

hate pints, love whiskey and cigars
simple as

bizarre that the modern left has decided mass migration is the hill they want to die on. Macron is for all intents and purposes a thatcherite

rate this morning's brekkie chaps

1,285 calories

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Bit gay
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My mum is watching paki crap on freeview channel 77 again

I keep telling her she's uncivilized and not acting British but she doesn't get it

Hard to believe she was born here

love women with cute feminine cocks, not gay just how it is

dont care

is that toasted Ezekiel bread?

cannot get the concept of a "roast egg" out of my head and it makes me feel physically ill

anything to stop them being nicked?

I agree she won't win BUT there's a higher chance of a big swing as there's no establishment candidate

Nobody has any loyalty to En Marche

Allsorts m8

NEED a chubby goth welsh gf

your conflating everyone in the world who disagrees with you into people that all think one thing. its easy for you to make sense of the world sure, but its not true.

why does poolaboo think it's acceptable to speak to his parents like that

>likes men
>not gay
hmm

yeh

the vast majority of leftists are supporting macron in this election.

Persona games are really bad

Licorice?

what are you on about

Imagine actually being a paki

what

bagels

The first Lady of France

what have you been listening to lately?

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No thanks I've got pizza on the way.

like you put an egg, in it's shell, in the oven until it's cooked through. I had a dream where i had to eat one and it was disgusting, now i can't stop thinking about it

umm i said WOMEN with feminine cocks sweety x

don't have to haha

lost all respect for tim when he was so rude to those passersby

love pints
love whiskey
love guns
love cars
love the road

hate the EPA
hate college wankers

Macron:

Recruit 10,000 new police officers
Expand prisons to house an extra 15,000
Give all religious leaders comprehensive training in France's secular values


Le Pen:

Recruit 15,000 new police officers
Create 40,000 extra prison places
Automatically deport all foreign criminals and foreigners with Islamist links

Various Artists.

That's not a thing. It'd explode surely

t-minus 1 hr 15 minutes until extreme buttblast whoever wins

*makes coffee*

me on the right looking concerned at the utter state of my country

>male visitors are first required to strip naked and perform a cleansing ritual, and must never disclose the details of their trip

cannot fathom
used to feel bad for my indian mate knowing his dating pool was significantly limited just cause of his skin colour

...

you are worthless

Might play pokemon go

Because I thought my mother was better than this because she was born here

Turns out she's the same as all the other useless paki women who don't work, watch paki dramas and act 30 years older than they actually are

Doesn't even matter that she speaks English and went to school

Could you try any harder at being funny yet fail miserably

*buys ticket to Japan*

alri 2016

was crying and wanted to kill myself earlier but i've done a few hours of exercise now and i feel fine again. Those spartans had it right imo

is Guam a good tourist destination

wasn't intended to be funny, just honest.

why are anglos so shit at competitive counter strike compared to northern and eastern europeans?

health and safety m8, you need to let me past

probably not

edgy

rickle

yes im sure someone here has the answer to that question. fuck off dickhead.

wanna play with me

'You're going to have to move sir I'm coming through'

lower unemployment rate

because they have better things to do

Steam name?

>Lefties shit all over Melania Trump yet will YAAAAAAS over THAT???

shocker of a post

good post

fucking hate the Swedish bender

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The Falkland islands are argentinians

strawberrysoup i think

i don't actually play very much

want to bet?

>Macron
>leftist
Retard
Shit post

WHEN DO WE FIND OUT WHEN LE PEN WINS?

got a willy like a lucozade bottle

soz lad just being lazy. I'll check out yours in a bit.

I mostly do podcasts and was drunk the last week or so (birthday) so I don't remember, but when I get that wasted I usually listen to military marching songs, patriotic stuff. I'd been listening to J-pop, Ye-ye, synthwave and psybient before then.

Carbon Based Lifeforms, for example. I'll post links and stuff when out of bed and at my desktop. Might be a while.