You wake up a morning and your skin have changed color, what you do ?

you wake up a morning and your skin have changed color, what you do ?

suicide

kms

What does a mixed Person become?

you can only change from black to white

Burst out into song, in at attempt at establishing what the rules are.

check my privilige as a white male

Asian

Probably join a gang, start raping white women, and get HIV

I go the loo grab sum toilet paper and finish da job
WHATCHU GON DO WIT DAT BIG FAT TURD

Collect welfare.

Smoke crack and rape

I got re-vitiligo... It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got... Lucky bastard...

Every day my skin just gets darker and blacker and den more darker.....

Two possible options:
1) became a nigger: kill myself
2) became a whitey: be happy

>Get shot

Sure?

rob someone

Chimp out and get gibbs

...

win the world record for the Black person with smallest dick.

Jk, I'd kill myself.

My brother has this on parts of his hands and face, no matter your race the patches are always white. The cells can't do the melanin and sheeeiiiittt. He is white so it just makes those parts whiter. Only obvious in the summer, because it can't tan.

Ok then get a fuck ton of rice

>i guess I'd really be blacked, hurr hurr

Apply to Princeton. Get accepted on full scholarship. Then, go to law school on full scholarship. Then, get high paid affirmative action job, and become best nigger president ever. I know the bar for that is low, but they would wind up putting my face and BBC on mount rushmore.

Wake up black.
Go apply for free house in white neighborhood.
Hope I turn white again before I throw out all my classical CDs.

go steal something asap