Prove you exist

Prove you exist.

Why? It's not like it would matter.
>pic related

I think

Ok. I just left a comment on this dumbass post

I think therefore I am, prove you exist op, you useless NPCfag

okay

Only Lain can tell if I exist. I am unable to reciprocate such information.

Because I am I

I'm real I think here's my number. 5592852441

Cogito, ergo sum.

You Cartesian plebeians.

1426 n Henry rd, spokane, wa 99016

What I am is what I am and what you are is what you are is

solipsism
prove i dont exist and i will prove you dont exist

I exist because OP is a fag

This guy is not aware of too many things

I know what I know, if you know what I mean?

I watch infowars and no longer a robot.

Don't let him get too deep

I don't exist prove me wrong!

if i didnt exist then a buttplug must be hovering in mid air

We don't exist. Anytime you hear otherwise just remember it's just a lime in a cereal box.

Religion is the light in the fog

...

Before he gets too deep.

I am conscious therefore I exist. How about (you) prove you exist.

What I spam is what I am.

I know that I exist, because I'm conscious. It's the rest of you I'm not sure about.

I acknowledge you. If you exist, even if in my thoughts, I am real

What if I don't acknowledge you?

because i think i'm real

My first ever comment on Sup Forums

and your last

I am not, but you are, and you are n a comma

Then you're making a conscious choice to ignore me, proving my existence.

I'm going to imagine you being tortured forever.

How do I know that you are conscious but not a byproduct of my own consciousness? In fact can I be sure the whole universe is not a giant illusion all made up by my own consciousness...

We're not supposed to talk about meaning of life in this thread. I was saving that for later.

Therefore it exists, for you

I'd be happy if I didn't. Therefore I know I do.

How do you know what's happening right now is actual genuine introspection, and not just matter trying to achieve the most possible stable state?

Is there really anyone?

We're not doing meaning of death today either

i wish i didn't

Matter can't create consciousness because consciousness is non-physical. What we can measure is simply the effects consciousness has on our brain, not the other way round. Our brains are antennas and consciousness is a signal.

>because consciousness is non-physical
citation needed

You're just gonna have to believe me.

No thank you.