G/fur Thread

G/fur Thread

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Stop masturbating to cartoon depictions of anthropomorphic animals.

I'm the purple one just flopping my dick on his head like 'sup

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Then in the one in the middle

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'sup ;)

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ooft nice

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I like to empathize with and pretend I'm a anthropomorphized cartoon animal because fully contemplating the reality of my own existence is too crushing

thats an addictive butthole and so is the pink scrotum

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pfft iktf bro I like to imagine a world in my head where we live alongside the anthros. Helps me fall asleep tbh

fuck. Also he can fuck me any day

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oh fuck that contrast is to die for

wanna cum play some games

If you live near New Jersey, yes.

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too bad, I live a long way from Jersey

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Damn. What state?

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sure! Uk here tho :/

cali

Wow you weren't kidding.

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Cali fag here. What part?

After the great gay exodus, most gays live in communal gay harmony along the east coast.
There they worship their gay sun god.

Why do I keep seeing this pairing? Did this dude rise to the top ranks of the shadow furry government or something?

Also I'm from California too... 92504

looks like a good time

If you're into That kind of thing

>great gay exodus
Dude, not how it works. We spread and send out days, but we still stay in the host area. Also, unlike a virus, we improve the host area, especially the economy and environment.

Mark the thread, dumbfucks

Anyone near New Jersey wanna pound some ass?

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here, some fur. you're welcome.

gays, making mistakes into miracles

nice. Would suck and lick all over

Viruses can also improve the host. It is optimal for most viruses and parasites to keep the host alive as long as possible.

Hell, some viruses and parasites mankind couldn't exist without.

like

Just trying desperately to unfuck the world while scared and shamed extremists try to destroy everything

Host body, yes.
Host cell, no.
During progenesis, viruses typically kill the cells they use for incubation.

Gays just keep everything fabulous. Except tv. Tv gay is just superficial and annoying.

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Several strains of gut and intestinal parasites, microbes and immunities passed from mother to child while in utero.
Career politicians and lobbyists.

but an infection that only helps is a symbiote. only human symbiotes i know of are gut flora, which are bacteria, not viruses.

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Anyone here have all those hardblush comics they keep private?

The chickenpox virus is nonsymbiotic, but we do benefit from catching it. Similarly, the herpes virus (simplex A more specifically) helps ward off other viruses.

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That's why I said body.

Individual cells that die off are usually the weaker of the cellular group. Which is why cancers and other illnesses are highlighted as mutations.

And the original comment about this was that gays improve their local, unlike a virus. We don't destroy local areas and then move, only benefiting the state. It's just good and groovy all over.

gtfo with those gay ass vaginas

if we can't live without it,it isn't a parasite

>Not liking dick and vagina
Must suck being such a faggot.

Certain species of tapeworm and disease do feed off the host but their effects are so minor they are beneficial in the long term.

By medical definition it is still a parasite.

Mostly, we try.

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evening fellow faggots

Zonkpunch is always so squishy artstyle..

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>The WORM

Evening!

It's only a good evening if you live in the north east too.

Shove your opinion up your asshole, katia.

im on the east coast
what so special going on in the norst east

It's a good evening, weren't you paying attention?

It's where I live, so nothing special. Would've been nice to spend the evening with someone that's all.

That does sound delightful. Oh well.

it would be be very nice
but instead all i got is alcohol and dildos to try and fill that empty gap

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Heh. Filling the gap.

Well that is unfortunate

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yes god more chastity

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>that much chest hair
I'm just imaging that on a human dude. Jesus.

Has anyone tasted their own cum?

yes . i love it

yeah man you just gotta eat your fruits

im no god, just a regular ho

it could be worse, but thats no fun to think about

nah thats gay dude

I think im allergic to it

I can perform autofellatio after some good stretching beforehand, and I'll drink myself after I finish too...

fuck you

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You could have no dildos or alcohol and live with your strict parents!

But it does indeed suck. But life moves on and you can only change with it.

evens fap to fur
odds fap to trap

Its a mane

I wonder how far they'll fly too

Call it whatever you want dude. Still way too thick for me.

Is that Eric Cantona in a turban?

I cant really get myself over the edge :(