What are some good ways to get revenge without the person even knowing who did it/caught?

What are some good ways to get revenge without the person even knowing who did it/caught?

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Shoot them in the face.

I'm thinking more along the lines of how to fuck up their car from a distance. Like wait til no ones around and shoot their windshield from a distance with a BB gun. I don't wanna hurt anyone, I just wanna fuck up their day or week.

Wear a mask and throw acid in their eyes, that'll show em

One truck I know is letting all the air out of their tires but witnesses and time to do it. I want stealthy in and out ways to fuck up someones day. No trace.

Best revenge is when they know you did it but can't prove shit.

Also never mess with a mans car-that is low. What did he do to upset you?

buy liquid ass and dump it in the vents below the windshield wipers the more he uses his AC or heat, slowly but surely his car smell like shit...literally

If you want to fuck up someone's car, play the long game and weld all their wheel nuts in place.

Yeah but That opens up the door for retaliation, I'm getting even not starting a war.

>Also never mess with a mans car
Yeah yeah I've seen Pulp Fiction too. Honestly I don't see why a car is so off limits. Fucking with someone's pets absolutely is, though. It takes a real soulless piece of shit to kill someone's dog as revenge but it's definitely been done.

don't shoot their windshield shoot their tires. im sure a powerful pellet gun would do the trick

Do they make non lethal BB sniper guns?, like BAM they get shot in the neck, hurts like a bitch, look around and I'm already gone, like the wind.

I saw a documentary where someone killed a guys dog and he turned out to be some crazy assassin.

lol all airsoft bb guns are non lethal you idiot.

Do this in winter, when their house/room/etc is closed up
>get a giant bag of fine-ground flour
>or coffee creamer
>something super powdery
>find an opening that can still be accessed
>mail slot
>dog door
>bad door seal
>fill a large shop-vac with the powdery substance
>hook up hose in outlet of shop vac
>put end of hose into their house
>turn it on

I did a similar version of this with talc powder and canned in a dorm room: I used a sheet of paper to get the talc in under the door, and then canned air to disperse it.

Yeah duh but long range, I want the power for long range without the possibility of killing them.

Yeah I think there are some pretty high quality air rifles out there. Someone with more knowledge can please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it near impossible to kill somebody with one of these? I mean maybe if you put one through the person's eye and it entered the brain...?

just kill thier dog or cat or whatever

Dude that's not a documentary, that was an episode of Fargo

if you can get into their house:
>shove rag in their toilet to clog it
>fill bowl with vinegar (rice maybe, it doesn't stink)
>put a couple boxes of baking powder in the tank with the water
>put an overdose of laxatives in all their food
Foaming shit-bowl of diarrhea.

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If they are a co worker just wait for the oppirtunity and laxative their drink in breakroom... or fuck with their food some other way. Maybe fill a bottle with shit and piss blended then use a squirt cap to empty it into their locker slots.

what could go wrong?

This. Move on fag

Airsoft snipers exists you fucking spaz. I bet you're a massive fucking loser.

Nah the guys name was bill wick and he turned out to be alex jones.

Pour gelatin in thier toilet or coolant system in car.

Oh nevermind then. There was an episode of Fargo that went just like that tho. This hitman killed this guy's dog, replaced all his painkillers with Adderall, and hooked up his shower to a 10 gallon tub of pig blood.

This post just reeks of underage.

You assholes, it was Gentle Ben

How? Do tell

lol guess you havent seen john wick?

Nope

Fuck their girlfriend.

It's your insults.

You think someone whose first go-to is to anonymously vandalize a car is alpha enough to do this?

Shit in a bag and while casually talking to them smear it on their face. Lacks subtlety but definitely gives them a clue that your pissed, may prompt them to apologize for their previous behavior and then friendship.

Thats something a loser would say.

Just fight them like a man, most people are cowards and will run away after one hit.

Use the air intake for best results

cut their break lines, put thermite on the hood... it'll melt through the block.

fill tyres with concrete, put bleach in engine oil, antacids in the battery, zipties on the driveshaft, pingpong ball in the gas tank, buckets of expanding foam in the car to fill it with foam, the list goes on...

Get a knife and you can deflate all 4 tires in about a minute. You can cut the side wall, the most expensive to fix because it requires new tires, or you can pop out the valve stems.

Seduce them, tell them its water under the bridge, make them fall in love with you, then ghost them.

make up a community warning flyer calling him a pedo and then letterbox drop his neighbourhood late at night.
Make up a few false claims about him, such as '(targets name) has used social media to lure boys aged 13 and 14 to join him on late night drives for sexual contact' or '(name) has used social media to pressure boys into sending naked images'
Include some pics lifted from their facebook also car registration, make and model. The overall tone of the flyer should feel like a community warning.
This will destroy their credability and life.

Fucking lol'd

couldnt really do this without getting caught. Would work though, even if it was dismissed as fake by community leaders, people would be wary.

Why would you get caught? Like he said, do it late at night.

Drug them like bill cosbey and then rape them

super naive of you not to assume police using cctv and timestamps to work out who it was.

I'm really not naive but wtf kind of neighborhood do you live in that has cctv cameras all over it?

thats right. its the kind of allegation that willl hang over them no matter what course of action either they or the police take.
I threw the heat off myself by making up a fake child safety group, (complete with logo) and branded the flyer with it.
Forgot to mention I also included his workplace on the flyer and encouraged people to contact them to voice their disgust.
Worked for me. End result was him losing his job, moving towns and deleting social media.

CCTV is everywhere, any shop, any bank, many hidden from public view. only takes one shot of you leaving near your house and one of you near any of the houses you put posters on to get a knock on the door.

We all saw John Wick you ninny.

Not this guy you ninny.

then be smarter about it. have them ptrinted days in advance and commence the drop from a location other then your house. Planning is the key.

and then never go home? Youd have to change clothes somewhere, even then you could still be tracked after eliminating other suspects.

the burden is on them to prove it was you. dont give them any proof. if you're really unable to think outside the box and carefully plan your route, then perhaps this isnt for you.

Slander is civil anyways, isn't it? I don't think the police will give much of a shit

I cant imagine they have the time or resources to pour over cctv footage to track or eliminate suspects. That notwithstanding, I'd still take every precaution.

Every day let out a large amount of air from is tires not enough for him to notice getting in on his way out but enough so he realizes it eventually. Do this regularly once or twice a week switching days randomly. Then after some time stop for two weeks and go back but double the amount of air out. It will drive him to the brink of insanity and will cause his mornings to be filled with rage when he sees he has to take the time to fill his tires back up maybe swap them out thinking it's the tires at first.

Trust me he'll catch on so watch out and make sure to do it sneaky. He will be quite upset if he catches you but the cops won't care because no harm no foul

A logo you say?...

bullshit, you guys clearly dont know what you're talking about. It doesn't take extra resources, street cctv is monitored 24/7.

the most i think they would do is release a statement on the local police's facebook denying the flyers credability.
Not that it matters anyway. It's what sinks in peoples minds when they initially read the flyer.

What did this fag do to you to provoke this response?

>What are some good ways to get revenge without the person even knowing who did it/caught?

Forget about it and have the victim always waiting, always sensing that you are about to exact hideous blood-drenched vengeance on them. Maybe send them a pleasant Christmas card during the holidays. Just to let them know you're thinking of them. No other contact at any point. Just a Christmas card from you to them. Year after year. After year.

you fucker, it was Billy the fridge

Double tap, right to the back of the head while they're sleeping in their bed.

who sleeps face down like that?

call every bank and report their credit cards stolen with a complete name and residence.

Call from a public phone or something

Put sugar in her gas tank. It will destroy her enitre fuel system and engine itself.

So disguise your appearance..walk with a limp, hunch or with posture thats otherwise not typical for you. Don't leave from or return to your house. Don't keep a single copy of it laying around in your house or car. Again if you're that dull that you cant think your way around CCTV then why bother doing anything. Grow some balls and have a bit of confidence in yourself.

Do you live in Best Korea or something man?

He sent nudes to my boyfriend despite knowing he was already in a relationship with me. He then had the audacity to suggest he they could play around behind my back.

Nobody insults my honour.

Most people sleep on their side. A huge portion sleep on their bellies. No one sleeps the whole night on their back because their mouth opens wider and they breathe through it and it drys their throat/mouth out to the point they wake up and roll over.

Put aids blood In their food or drink
Jizz into their laundry detergent
Put glue in their shampoo
Shit in their shoes
Put mayonnaise in their milk
Drain their eggs with a syringe and replace with butter
Poke holes In all their condoms
Put heroin in their drinks
Change the password on their computer
Super glue their stuff to the tables
Hire a nasty prostitute to send them dirty vomit inducing pictures
Burn their house down while they sleep

Don't you think the list of people retaliating against him would be short?

Get a paper bag, put a cheap lighter in it or small glass container with lighter fluid. Put it on their doorstep, light it, ring the bell and run. Theyll come out and stomp it out, will probably think its dog shit till their foot catches on fire too

If they don't live at home, research their parents' address and/or find out where a sibling of theirs lives. Then murder one of them. Without a reasonable motive, no one will suspect you and it will be a devastating loss for them.

Are you literally retarded?

I poured some week old pee in the beer of this fuckboi who screwed over my sister. Mom helped to smuggle it while I distracted him.

go over to their house wearing a hocky mask and black clothes with a bag of shit.
then smear it all over their car.

make them care more than you ever will.

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Seattlefag here. Who's this person?

If they have a dog, it's super easy:

1. Put antifreeze in their food dish/water dish.
2. Dog enjoys the taste of antifreeze.
3. Gets super sick from it after a day or so.
4. Liver and major organ failure.
5. Dies

Best to do it to someone who lives far away, because assuming they even consider someone poisoned the dog, they'll usually think it was one of their neighbors. This is a great way to kill loud or aggressive dogs who bother an entire neighborhood.

And because it's their dog, it's like you're killing part of their soul. The only problem is, you need to get the right antifreeze. Do some research to find the right kind.

I hope someone feeds you some fucking antifreeze.

Piece of shit animal abuser go suck on satans shit encrusted dick you fucking mongoloid.

Someone did that to my dog they would need a funeral director the day after.

>Nobody insults my honour.

Yet you don't want to fight him.

You want to get a coward's revenge.

kek, you must be legally retarded

Fucking this. Also checked, Satan.

a fake number I was using to test whether you'd respond again
>knock knock

I'm not even the fag you were talking to, I just noticed the area code.

As you can see...it's an ultimate way to get revenge. Look at these random anons and how they're reacting.