Try to come up with something scandalous yet believable

Try to come up with something scandalous yet believable.

i have no idea

North Korea is secretly researching cloning in order to resurrect Hitler

If you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Huffing ammonia and bleach mixed together will get you high. Let's spread it on Twitter with a hashtag that will appeal to niggers.

OP here. I kinda hate my mother these days, so this isn't as scary as it should be. But thanks for the free bumps.

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Justin Bieber had an affair with the queen of england

bob the builder was actually racist

iPhone ex is built to last 8-10 months

Jews didnt do 911

earth is flat

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joe rogan died in a car crash

OP is a fag

Jake Paul has connections with white supremacy groups

pope francis is homosexual and he worship satan

Anal warts are actually real warts

The iPhone X has a hammerproof glass casing, trick normgloids into hammering their phones

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Jews did not do 9/11

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Apple's new iPhone is stock absorbent and can be dropped from a building without breaking,

we can make people believe the us govt is corrupt and spies on people

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Apple's new phone is indestructible and can withstand being runover by a car.

rollerino

Rerolling for both of these

BLM is an alien venture ruled by the crab people

evil roll

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rollerino

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this is incredibly cruel

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rollino

Rollerino

rolling

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come on 77

roll for the niggers...

hehe

kek

Yep

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zozzle

rollin this bitch

I second this. Roll

shit we were so close

rolling this bitch

Russia warns United States to back off from North Korea

ROLL

Roll Bitch

zozzlee

"D... did you know? It's been officially confirmed that Traps aren't gay, if they have a feminine penis?"

come on please we're so close to a nigger genocide

so close

faggot

boii

So how shall we begin

Kim jong un launched a nuclear bomb to the heantai lovers

this

can we average these to ?
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Can we start it without 77

Doing good acts, like donating to charities, release hormonal responses that make you lose weight way faster

lad

Boy, this is what we are rolling for

Due to concerns about child activity on the internet, all forms of cartoon pornography have been made completely illegal. Even possessing CP (get it) is illegal.

barack obama was lynched

you fool only dubs decide if we take action
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Donating money to poor people triggers a part of your brain that's not used very often, but when activated make you smarter.

come on please

This

rolllerino

where do u even get ammonia from

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piss

This has been off by 1 TWICE

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This shit please

Heavens Gate had a recent upsurge in membership due to the doom and gloom of American politics, inparticilar the narcissistic pre-teen autism that is the Left. Exit polls suggest that drinking kool aid and dying to jump on "any other moving object in space, literally, it doesbt have to be a comet, maybe even space dust " besides Earth .

Also, naturally, air jordans and Mysterio capes start trending.

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Donating blood changes the concentration of nutrients in your body which causes many harmful microorganisms to die. So donating blood makes you healthier and less prone to diseases.

Let's spread the rumor that Sup Forums isn't full of neckbeards

Plwase

isis chops off the head of dicks

all niggers are faggots

It's in stuff like Windex etc.

lucky 7's

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New scientific evidence points out astrology is actually real. Let's see how many pseudo-intellectuals fall for this one.

Donald Trump got head from his daughter in the Oval Office

#whitedream

Rollin'

Sup Forums is actually cool

st louis riot conspiracy

fuck

that's no rumor!