I ruined my life and I need to kill myself. I have Wellbutrin pills and I'm very drunk, I also have a couple belts...

I ruined my life and I need to kill myself. I have Wellbutrin pills and I'm very drunk, I also have a couple belts. Any ideas? Please I need to die

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What'd you do this time user

I violated probation. Was planning to kill myself awhile ago but didn't pan out. How do I hang myself with a belt?

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I don't know, but even if I did I wouldn't tell you. You shouldn't pussy out of life for something as gay as violating probation. Don't break the law next time

Cut others off best revenge and forgiveness is to get back at others by helping or forgiving or isolating urself op not that bad be happy chase ur dreams follow ur heart.......

Don't be a pussy .......slit your wrists up and down

What happened that's so bad that you want to do something like that? That won't fix anything.

Lol just go smoke some weed and look at your hands and think, whoa man whos hands are these this wellbutrin makes weed feel different. Just smoke up tonight, turn yourself over to authories tomorrow, everything is gonna be fine OP a little probation violation isn't anything to end your life over mate

Probably not a serious post but if it is I'll tell you to lay the fuck off Wellbutrin. It's really not an anti-anxiety or depression drug. I and a few of my friends were on it for a bit and it only made things worse. Really fucked with our heads.

Really now? And how did you manage that?

Also this. Just a minor set back if you ask me.

Just tell me how to hang myself with a belt. I tried but it won't work.

>I ruined my life and I need to kill myself. I have Wellbutrin pills and I'm very drunk, I also have a couple belts. Any ideas? Please I need to die
Please post tits/ass/pussy/feet dick pics before you go OP. Godspeed, you prince of New England.

Find the biggest cliff you can find climb it and jump, atleast you will die with little dignity.

If you help me set up a belt and hang myself definitely will send

Gonna tell us what you are on probation for and how you violated it?

Wellbutrin while drunk can do it I overdosed by taking 5 pills all at once and had a seizure, I imagine if you are deunk and do the same it would happen

For drinking and driving

What kind of time are you facing?

send me all your money via paypal then pull the trigger piglet

>If you help me set up a belt and hang myself definitely will send

And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Will you be streaming it?

No clue. I have 4200mg of wellbutrin though so thankfully I won't find out

Don't be a fucking retard OP. It's not the end of the world, and I'm sure you'll come out of this a better person. You didn't kill a man or rape a bitch, so you shouldn't be in there too.

Think about it logically, an eternity of nothingness or a sliver of your existence in some gov. run shithole?

too long* Sorry. I'm tired right now.

>5
might make you fart,

Retrieve large amount of nail polish remover or Superglue. put in glass cup. Get copper wire, tape it so it extends down through the cup toward the center, making sure not to directly touch the contents inside. Heat copper wire till glowing red towards the middle from the other end. Collect precipitate using a coffee filter, repeat untill you aquired about a half a pound. place in circular CVC tube around neck, attatch fuse leading to inside. detonate using lighter. Instant, painless death. Kaboom!

Wtf

JUST HANG OUT ON Sup Forums

You should demonstrate for us user. I'm more a visualizing kinda guy.
:^)

yw

What is the chemistry behind this one?

Where abouts do you live so I can check the Moturary article in the paper

do you have a strong support at all in your house? (Wood beam, metal pole etc..)

also what kind of belts? Any have buckles like pic related?

No I don't, I have a belt with a metal buckle. I was planning to use a door handle and just lie down so I'm partially hanging on the handle

Why not just take responsibility for your actions, take the punishment, and then clean up your life and become a fucking productive member of society?

good luck. just find a wedge maybe and put weight on it to make sure you don't accidentally become an vegetable instead of an hero

coercion is illegal so MODS.

I was thinking of putting a belt on my wooden chair and leaning forward, how could I use a weight to make it go faster

Oh piss off you faggot. If OP wants to kill himself, he's gonna find a way with or without our help.

Well I'm making my last meal. Just some nachos. Anyone have any requests that I can do? Also recommend some good suicide songs.

>calling the mods for an hero post

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This of course.

Really JUST nachos? Come on OP, glam it up a bit.

go get acetaminophen and alcohol.
use these together and it will wreck your liver.

you got caught?
fucking noob

Eat a sandwich. Go to sleep. Think it over in the morning.

Yeah sorry man. I'm really poor. Normally nachos would cost too much for me to make.

Seriously though, you shouldn't off yourself. At least wait till you're sober to really think this through?

how is that even possible?
a big bag of tortilla chips is $1 and a bag of shredded cheese is like $2.
i bet you buy your food at a grocery store like a cuck. have fun paying $10 for $4 worth of food.

pussy stab yourself in the throat

Usually I just eat ramen. 25 cents

Try Benny Hill theme

>Wellburtin

Lol, flush that shit.

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This. You need to rest your head dude.