/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

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i sure do love me those radical spinners y'all have thse days

i propose that we stop including nebraska and the dakotas in the "midwest" and instead use the "great plains" region

>You should submit from a variety of sources (a general rule of thumb is that 10% or less of your posting and conversation should link to your own content), talk to people in the comments (and not just on your own links), and generally be a good member of the community.
I guess I was at 14% LOL
fucking redshit

Just wanted to post something don't blame me

I have no idea where Nebraska is and I don't intend to find out

did you get promoted again?

FUCK you

no

right I've just arrived, am in my hotel room, what is there to do in new york city?

Eatin a slice of the good old 'za

really?

join an italian-american gang and beat up gabagools with tony n the boys

PEPEEEEE

>America has blacked.com and japan has manga called bleach
Thinking deeply right now

blacked.com is french

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>tfw New York will never be as gritty, poor and dangerous as it was in the 70s
The city was clearly better when it still had character

why is japan so cool?

unprotected sex just once doesn't result in pregnancy 100% of the time right?

I'm in a hotel room too

yes as in no it does not

i dont know, ask denver's dead child

because you're a weeb

Not always but it's not worth the risk

fuck wypipo

current feel: youtube.com/watch?v=Ku7TdLeEGsQ

There are lot of idol anime where japanese girls get franced
Thinking deeper

if you do a cummie within 100m of a girl she will become pregnant 110% of the time

Y-you're joking right? pls, I am actually getting scared now. it is my girlfriend but this can't happen yet

use a condom or you'll have to pay for an abortion

>never used a condom with that one korean and we had sex so many times
phew
i pulled out lol should be fine right

>stopped using condoms on the second date with that one taiwanese i met two weeks ago on my trip
well actually she just sat on the dicc while making out so i didn't bother anymore after that and she didn't ask for one anymore either
maybe she wanted a bebe

all the others were on the pill or i used a rubber
but sex with a condom just isn't the same

did you make a jizz in her slit?
the one time I did give a chick an accidental creamer and she wasn't on the pill...well she had a hose up her snatch a while later and the doc sucked out the fetus

it's a dangerous game

I already didn't use one.

Imagine a doctor saying:
>Congratulations, you're going to be a father. Also, you now have HIV unfortunately.

well then what are you going to do with the fetus? abort it? hope it isn't a hapa

can't stand vegetables

i am slowly starting to get used to them
but i could never eat like a straight up salad
that just too much vegetables for me
i need them cooked or grilled and with some meat on the side

are you children?

you're tellin me doing it once and forgetting to pull out will always result in pregnancy. unironically?
I don't support abortion I'm prolife

nonsensical post

>you're tellin me doing it once and forgetting to pull out will always result in pregnancy. unironically?

looks like you're gonna be a daddy

sperm can live for awhile in her

>i'm prolife!
>doesn't abort kid he doesn't want
>kid gets raised in a shitty environment, murders and steals his whole life
>but at least he didn't get aborted :^)

>this fucking post
WHY DO YOU THINK CONDOMS AND BIRTH CONTROL EXIST

Someone please explain to me how our democratic system works. As we've seen with the 2016 and 2000 elections, as well as the 2008 democratic primaries, popular vote does not matter. Does my vote really count? Why should I bother voting if my vote does not effect the outcome?

>we will have an actual cumbebe in 9 months

wow glad we can experience this together buds

The only reason to travel is to get foreign women pregnant without having to pay child support

alright buds im going to work tomorrow and will see the girl
will give you an update when i chicken out

Mentally yes

Fuck drumpf

>Does my vote really count?

Only if you live in a swing state

Reading anime movie plots on wikipedia

Wtf

friendly reminder that if you live in california or new york your vote means literally nothing

i want to beat up canada!!!

Something similar happened to me and eventually she lost interest or instead started hating me for not approaching my advice would be to take some drugs to calm your nerves.
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is there a problem?

where can I get emergency contraceptives?

If I live in a riding that always goes Liberal or NDP but I'm a Conservative does my vote count?

buy plan b at any pharmacy

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No ofc not. Jackass

just wondering if you're still trying to get banned
and weedman was supposedly going to do election reform or something

why bother voting at all then????

yeah but the mods don't care anymore I guess.
And Trudeau officially dropped the election reform thing

alri, should be good then. I didn't think just doing it once would be a big deal. I'm just hope I'm not being tricked desu, since she wants to get pregnant, I was definitely seduced yesterday.

>I didn't think having sex, which is used for reproduction would result in reproduction
user...

>he doesn't live in a swing state

Whose the REAL flyover?

How long since?
If it's more than 12h your chances are pretty low the plan b will work

FUCK if I really hurry I can beat 12 hours
DON'T BULLY ME OK. SEX ED NEVER SAID PREGNANY IS ALWAYS SUCCESSUFL

plotting my own downfall desu

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how do I fall asleep with a shirt on and wake up without one?

I took it off

>tfw i took someone's shirt while he was sleeping
one day.... i'll kill him

what'll it involve?

bridge burning and lots of drinking and smoking

dont do it lad

Im home for the summer from college staying with my parents. Im at church with them. My state rep. Happened to show up, his cousin is a regular church person here. I'm studying political science, so I really want to talk to him after. I had a campaign idea for him and I don't know if I should just go talk to him and bring it up or if I should try to take him out to lunch sometime

jump into the sea and drown with me

its one of the four ideal suicide methods i've identified

You should take suck his d

h-hi

I don't think he supports those policies

chug some hot oil from the donut fryer

drowning does seem kinda nice for an ending
the bridge burning part is especially important though

Do it bud

>political science
Damn, i wish i could study something as easy as that, tbqh

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watching x-men the last stand now buds
either watch first class next or maybe the movie carriers

>He fell for the STEM meme
>Thinks it's harder than everyything else
It's not as easy as people think, and there's a lot of writing. Well, actually it could be easier but for me it's as much work as stem stuff because I'm shoving 4 years worth of stuff into 3

never realized how disgusting my neck is until I took a picture of it

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what a stupid thing to believe

gato de miarda siiiiiiiii

on an emo binge again

you gonna cut yourself and listen to hawthorn heights

Thoughts on my state?

I ALWAYS KNEW
I ALWAYS KNNNNEEEEWWW
I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE NEVER COMING BACK
I KNOW IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE NEVER COMING BAACK
YOU TRIED YOUR BEST AND YOU KNEW IT WOULDN'T LAST

lots of f*t people
food is super cheap

...

FCC IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
I CANNOT LAUGH
I CANNOT JOKE
CBS MY HOLD CELL

BLOMPF
HAS TAKEN MY MONEY
TAKEN FREE SPEECH
TAKEN MY RATINGS
TAKEN MY CROWD
TAKEN MY JON
TAKEN MY SHOW
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!!

nah

Gonna sit on my couch and listen to sad songs with upbeat instrumentals by bands I've never heard of for a while, then go for a night drive and do the same thing in the car.