You retards know that girls really don't like sex right?

You retards know that girls really don't like sex right?

Maybe not with *you*...

Another reason why 2D > 3D.

Yah, but making them pretend is kinda a dominance thing, and I get off on that.

They like it better with men who know how to punctuate sentences.

Lies your mom is like a girl and she loves when I sharpen her turd cutter

Wow i feel bad for you man

Maybe you're just awful in bed, yeah? Because every girl I've ever known has had a really high sex drive and a burning lust for dick.

HAahha maybe you just suck at it?

>Worst retard ever.
Any mentally and physically sane human enjoys sex, it is part of our DNA.

sorry about your micropenis

>You retards know that girls really don't like sex right?

Do you imagine that I care?

Gee i wonder why my GF is begging me for it sometimes.

you are being manipulated.

To get it out of the way early.

If this is the case, why would girls have one night stands?

of course

You are bad at sex and prob have a tiny penis.

Well, you're doing something wrong, buddy

yeah not when youre the one doing it lol

good meme op

Cause she thinks that's what she's supposed to do. Because she's trying to get you to marry her. Retard. Go ahead and marry her, see what happens.

Free dinner?

femanon here. girls like sex, just not the first time. and the reason why we're not always up for it is because the whole insertion thing is kind of a hassle, yknow? like clitoral masturbation a girl will likely always be down for but vaginally you have to be wet and sometimes you just dont feel like getting turned on before getting fucked. it's just a whole ordeal

No, I honestly don't agree with OP, but for the sake of conversation am arguing his side for funsies.

Now, join me in this hypothetical world that OP has outlined... Consider your lady friend's actions... what would they mean?

Because they like to feel wanted and desirable. And girls rarely have one night stands. How retarded are you?

This.
Also, eat pussy like it's your fucking job. Retards

your pussy is broken if you don't get wet for the cock

Why did my idiot girlfriend just yell at me for not cumming and tell me Im supposed to go first and then storm out and talk about breaking up then?

bitch shut the fuck up and go make me a sammich...why does every thot think she needs to add relevant to a MAN conversation

Girls do have one night stands the same as men. You just dont hear about it.

Not op but you're obviously bad in bed. Sorry about your trash cock and lack of game.

I can believe that since sometimes it's too much of a hassle to even move whole fucking. Blowjobs are better.

get the fuck out NOW

1130 Saturday night and you're on Sup Forums and I'm supposed to believe you have "game" haha

You have no idea what you're talking about, and the fact that you're getting so angry means you probably can't get laid by anyone worth fucking, cause you're not worth fucking.
Go brush your teeth and go to bed kid.

Girls rarely.. what. You obviously have very little experience with girls

You'll find out some day dude. Keep believing it junior.

If they didn't like sex, then why do dildos exist?
A penis is a warm self-lubricating pulsing dildo. Plus you get the added bonus of a romantic guy dominating you as they hollow out your vagina.

Of course girls like sex.

Pussy machine broke

Nah, I've taken girls home from parties (no dinner required) and I'm pretty sure they fucked me for fun.

Eat cyanide NOW

Oh come on I don't agree with him but why use the typical "you so angry that you're surely never getting laid" bullshit argument?

I'm a femanon you sack of shit

You do know a dildo isn't sex right? I didn't say they don't like orgasms. But they don't like fucking.

my bitch is a slip and slide every time we fool around, which always ends with lots of fucking. this bitch either has a broken pussy, or hasn't been laid right

And that makes you somehow special or be always right? Calm down or fuck off you angry sack of shit with tits

Even more pathetic

That's typically the case. Anger is a useless emotion. He's using anger to hide his sadness and frustration at being a useless man.

It's definitely the latter

You know if that were true that would make you even worse. A chick not being out on a Saturday night means you must be pretty damn fat.

>believes in the girls dont like sex meme
Clearly a virgin, op

You mean YOU don't like sex
and GIRLS shouldn't be having it
and WOMEN like sex just fine, they just don't like over indulgence because then it becomes all the man wants to do
but the thing is
if they don't spend the time (a minimum of like one year's time) consistently feeding a man his daily dose of pussy (with rag weeks excluded) then she's kind of a bad person to be in a relationship with.
You grit your teeth and bare it if it's really that horrible to stay sexually involved with someone for that long because lord knows that's exactly what's expected of men for every other aspect of the relationship.
Let em get it out of their system, then decrease to like once every other day for six months, then every two days for six months, then every three, and so on and so forth until you're right where you want to be. If you're so repulsed by sex then be alone bitch, stop trying to complicate shit to accommodate your shitty expectations.

Kekkeke I'm not angry, just fucking with you. Stop being so sensitive you gaping asshole

>at being a useless man
that's where you start acting like a scumbag
yes, he obviously is hiding that, but what if he's angry because he got betrayed? what if he's not useless? what you're doing is make yourself look like the kind of asshole no man wants
I stopped talking to women that said this kind of shit because I know if things go south they're going to act like little shits instead of a mature person, just giving some advice

That's not the girl, it's your tiny dick. If they didn't like it, humans would stop reproducing and die out.

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don't project your gapes please

>2017
>still likes sex

Grow the fuck up faggot and stop wasting all of our fucking time

OP here, been married almost 15 years, was with plenty of women before I got married. My now wife and I fucked like crazy when we were dating. In the shower, in the car, at work. Anal, toys, everything. We got married and it stopped immediately. Except when we were trying to get pregnant, then we fucked a lot. But it wasn't the same. Kids came and that was that. I have many married male friends, talk to them about it and it's the same story. So keep posting about how your girlfriends love sex, not having any idea you're being played retards. Good luck guys.

You're not doing it right

Fucking causes orgasms. Since dildos exist, and girls didn't like sex, they'd just refuse to have sex at all.

>I didn't say they don't like orgasms.
Yeah, when *I* take a woman to bed, I like to make sure she gets off, you dumb stupid fuck

I'm also watching kiderusha's wizardry 8 L.P. and smelling my own farts.
No I'm not fat. Could be in better shape for sure.
I'm not out because men are all fucking nasty scum who get in my face with their stale ass beer breath looking to fuck and I'm actually too good for that trash.
Not to mention I can get fucked whenever I want as I have a boyfriend.
Kindly eat shit.

Is going out the only activity on Saturdays?

I imagined it was betrayal, I'd say that you should think not every woman is like that, but I know it's hard to believe.

Can confirm. Divorced after 14 years and after about year 3 sex became a less than 1x a month thing. While we were dating we did it multiple times a day.

But that can't be true, their girlfriends love sex haha!

Would you recommend going MGTOW?

>as I have a boyfriend
Sure you do. That's why you're alone on a Saturday on Sup Forums.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I'd suggest not getting married and just dating women. If the sex dries up, it's a lot more easy to move on. And let me tell you, I never noticed how much money I bled having a wife until my savings started rapidly growing now that I'm single again.

Hoooooooooooooly fuck I do not care. start a feels thread and cry in a circle jerk. I've been fucked with and betrayed too. I'm not on Sup Forums to cope I'm here to see what you fucking retards have been up to.

Same shit I see.

>implying I want to cry in a circle jerk
>accuses a man of hiding anger and frustation
>clearly hides anger and frustration
>has nothing better to do than spy on Sup Forumstards
kek

Some girls don't, it's true. Man, I've been with some chicks that LOVE to fuck though.

magic the gathering?

K

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You can try but you won't last. You'll meet someone and you'll think she's great and it's different than literally every other relationship in the world. She'll say all the right things and do all the right things. You'll propose, she'll say yes, everything will seem perfect. Then 5 years will go by and you'll think back on this thread. Welcome to your future.

lmao, sure they don't like sex with you fucking fatso

>twitter tier meme
teh cancer

It's been several months. This is my biannual check in.

Probably more like this.

They are acting. They are pretending. They are doing what they think you want them to do. Someday you will understand.

so you guys are what? trans nigger, bi-queernary fuckboys?

Hope the water mark doesn't give you a stroke, hun.

Hope this is more acceptable.

>OP is mad he's still a virgin
>places the blame on women for his inability to get laid
>complains to Sup Forums

>You retards know that girls really don't like sex right?
OP is a virgin...... Time to rape OP.

your girlfriend doesn't love you

Its nice hun but if you could just cut yourself like that one time, just a tiny bit, that would be swell. pretty please? xoxo

Stop posting your sisters selfies without her consent.

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friend, girls DO love sex. your wife is tired of you

No. I've been with quite a range of women and I'm telling you, there ARE those that love sex. When a girl looks at you with that delirious, blurry look in her eyes after her pussy has squirted all over your cock, you'll know she's not faking.

not instantly. girls don't get wet like how guys get hard. you can be turned on without being wet

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Lol. Waifu fag spotted

You know pornhub isn't real life right?

what about giving dudes a handjob? thats not a hassle at all. so would it be easier to try to get a handjob than to get laid for a guy?

2D waifus are beast m8