/NBA/ GENERAL: DENIED EDITION

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Daily reminder that Boston is signing Gordon Hayward in the offseason

Kawaii gets the MVP, DPOY and MIP awards when?

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REJECTING GRAVITY

BRRRBRBRBRBRBRBRRRBRBR

how would you make Brandon Ingram a hall of fame NBA player?

nigga, stfu about that bum ass dude.

>mfw pelicans win the ship

>bum
>scored 14 points vs Pelicans
>scored 22 points vs Spurs
>scored 18 points vs. Thunder

No

start him next season

if i were kawaii, i'd take it as a compliment.

Charge your phone

yeah, he's a bum

>kawhi went so god mode they are LITERALLY testing him for steroids

makes you think

>not waiting til it beeps

Oh boy the Hornets won. I wish it mattered.

>charging your battery before it completely dies

m8...

oh look lebron snitchin again

Remember Kawai cost his team a ring by missing a free throw

Dubs and he tests positive for adderall

That Ni batteries that you are supposed to let drain out. Li batteries don't need that. Ni batteries are early 2000's tech.

>being this ass ravaged
My hornets whooped the Pacers ass and I was there to see it live

hell no, you can't put that on kawhi

>/nba/ tests positive for butthurt

No

>My hornets whooped the Pacers ass and I was there to see it live
you want a cookie?

Cool bro

What scrappy white guy is Jordan drafting this year?

so who won the kings pelicans trade?

kings right?

duh

>when the blunt hits too hard

Yes, it's actually a bad thing to let lithium-ion batteries completely die.

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why is /nba/ so obsessed with lonzo ball going to the Lakers?

/nba/ is not a person

>DUDE LAKIES LMAO

It opened up minutes for Skal. Skal will be a beast in a year. He has a deadly fadeaway, he's a great rebounder and very athletic, hustles harder than anyone. He'll be better than Cousins.

Never gonna happen famalam. Hayward wants to play for a contender, not a team that's going to get dicked by Lelbron every year.

we r leegun

because lamelo ball is shitposting here

hayward either goes to the thunder or resigns with the jizz

I really think the clippers can upset the rockets in the conference finals if Austin Rivers stays healthy...

>Nicely done Aubrey, you're really getting a good sear on that
Thanks chef, haha, you really inspire me
>Thanks Aubrey, you inspire me too, your vibrancy and youth, they bring me back
That's cool chef, your word means a lot....
>Oh watch out bud, you're gonna burn that!
>Drake is something on your mind? Your drifting off the road to Flavor Town.
Oh, nothing Guy haha, don't worry about it
>You can tell me Drake, come on nigga
It's just that my Rapties got Iblocka and Tucker and the Dinosty is started. It's all I could think about as of late
>Shhh Not another word big boy *as he places his barbecue covered finger on Drakes lips. Bomston and Leaveland will fall during the Dinosty, don't worry
*Drake licks the barbecue sauce off sensually, he's firming up
>Damn Drake, I think you're heating up down there
*Grabs Drakes cock with a firm grasp
>This seems to be well done
*Throws Drake onto the salad bar and proceeds to rip his pants off and bend him over
>You wanna know my secret ingredient?
*Drake starts to moan delicately as his anus is being ravaged
>Aubrey Aubrey get on your knees I'm about to blow
*Drake gets on his knees ands sticks his tongue out
>Guy climaxes on Drake's lip and tongue while Drake yells
*SHHREEEEOOOONNK

Boston is a bigger contender than the Jazz

Not to mention that Stevens and Hayward have a connection

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It was a good move in terms of dropping their superstar and embracing the rebuild (which many teams never pull the trigger on like the Bulls) but I still think they could have gotten more out of the deal. They should have at least gotten that pick unrestricted, the fact that it's top 3 protected means the Pelicans still have a chance of keeping it which is ridiculous. If that happens it would pretty much be a Boogie for Buddy straight up trade. They should have gotten something more out of it.

Lol Hahahaha

>lamello
>lonzo
>liangello
>lingram
>lanthony davis
how many titles can this team win? litrally 8d chess on the basketball court.

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Can Jokic actually be a star? I'm worried he will get injured too much

>when the blunt hits too hard

The dude is unstoppable

>Boston is a bigger contender than the Jazz
lol, come back when you actually learn about NBA basketball.

How did the miami heat beat the fucking cavs back to back?

same/moo/

When has he been injured? He was tired for a bit this season but I think that's it

#

Quick rundown on this meme?
Im new

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the basketball gods don't appreciate the Cavs' smugness

cant wait for blake to sign with us next year

here you go friend

there's an escort that laughed on twitter about how Harden has a dick like a door stopper lmao

a twitter ho said james harden tried to fuck her and his dick was as small as a door stopper. thus le door stopper peepee man was born

i think it was 2-3 years ago. GOAT /nba/ memes. all time classic.

Miami shot the lights out while the cavs, except Kyrie/Lebron, didn't. Not much deeper than that

cavs got spooked after bogut broke his leg.

r8 my shoop

Heat are 19-4 since Jan. 17th. Best in the league. Dont act like its just a matter of them getting hot from three and being lucky to beat the Cavs. They're playing elite baskeball

>log on to /nba/
>john wall memes
>guy fiero memes
>/moo/ samefagging
>doorstops
>logs off /nba/
>logs on to /prod/

So now who will fill in for Bogut?

hoser/10

>tfw bandwagon my hometown team after they get a """""good"""""" trade in Demarcus Cousins
>get told the Twin Towers are going to be GOAT
>be fucking shit
>live in the most dangerous fucking city in America where the only good thing just ended

ipad/10 best i could do

The heat are not a 50% 3 shooting team and the cavs are not a sub 30% 3 shooting team. Shit happens

there is no one, they lucked out with bogut anyways to be honest. probably will sign some d-leaguer

Sell your computer. Now

if the heat get into the playoffs spo should win coty. look at how awful that roster is

dangerous because hurricanes or the people living there?

i've never seen a game that took someone out of the MVP conversation and replaced him with someone else but whadya know?

I wouldn't exactly call them people

Lmao thanks lads that is quality programming

How was Curry ever unanimous MVP? Guy is complete garbage? Did the NBA rig that season for hype? What a joke

>saltics literally butthumping the clippers
>food4lyfe has to go food shopping all of a sudden and is nowhere to be found

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>mfw John Wall will tear his ACL in the first round as the Switch is announced as the best console of the decade and the fastest selling Nintendo product ever

celtics just blew a 16 point lead to cloppers

why do you write like that? are you a faggot? I cant believe you type like this?

oh boy here we go

Their chances at a good life are as black as you are my friend.

Don't be so harsh on French-Americans

kelly olynyk is a toronto sleeper agent

>those flags
>dat unfunny banter

>21st century
>using the word "black" as a metaphor for "bad"

what he did last year was incredible and he deserved mvp. unanimous or not is all arbitrary so who cares

hindside is 50/05. the warriors had the best regular season of all time so everyone just gave it to curry

Go back to Sup Forums nintendrone

pretty sure spurs vs cavs is 100% certain now, should be a fun series

>unanimous or not is all arbitrary so who cares

Dont worry we have hilarious posts like yours to cheer us up ;^)

He went on a year long streak, he was never a complete sort of player though so eventually his shooting would cool down and he'd be brought down to earth.

>;^)

Don't blame me, blame stock market phenomenon.