If you knew that you we're gonna die in a week

If you knew that you we're gonna die in a week.

What 5 things would you do before you did but normally would not do.

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Rape. A lot.

I second this

o yes

>rape one or more women
>do DMT or peyote, whichever i can find, both if i can swing it
>kill as many darkies and queers as i can
>look up and talk to some people i haven't talked to in a long time
>tell the girl i've never gotten over that i still love her
>hug my mother and tell her i love her
>leave a note explaining everything to my family
>set up the perfect death for myself
>sitting in a lawnchair on top of a skycraper, smoking a cigar, listening to the hotline miami menu music, watching the sun set
>go on to the next adventure in peace

same, but potc ost

die sooner than a week

Pretty much this, but the rape count would be much higher

I would go out with a shotgun.

Wouldn't rape but would plow as many prostitutes as I could.

what a terrible boob job

look at the scars going down from the nipples

It's botched, yes, but she didn't go too big, as most women do. Shame.

>Go to work on ambulance as usual, use my Paramedic knowledge to knowingly and brutally kill my patients and dip out before repercussions.
>Steal the fentanyl, stadol, and ketamine from my ambulance.
>Buy hookers, as I've never had a problem with pussy and feared buying dirty whores.
>Tell family I love them.
>Go out on own terms.

i think it is a good boob job. they look big and nice

Set them free.

Drugs
Travel
Eat meat
Hang out with family more

That's the thing, they look good, but the surgeon made a really bad incision.

Drugs. As Many as possible
Prostitutes. As many as possible

Also writing a will and saying goodbyes and all that shit.

Probably apologize to my ex girlfriend again (I made her feel used for sex even tho I wasn't using her, I hurt her really bad and I still feel bad about it)
Then I'd try to fuck a few friends of mine who'd probably let me
Then I'd just eat nice foods
And play my guitar

> I made her feel used for sex even tho I wasn't using her
women want to feel used for sex. they want to feel like they are highly sexually desirable always.

...

Just chill for a week (I don't own a netflix subscription).

In my heart I want to say rape but I realize that having someone crying under me and freaking out doesn't turn me on. Neither does having an unconscious girl. I would if it turned me on more but it really doesn't. Maybe in the right circumstances I could see myself doing it but being honest.. I just don't see it.

Anyway, if I only had a short time to live I'd probably buy lots of armor and gear and go to assassinate one very hard to kill, high level target. I'd get my last few fucks in even if illegal and underage by a couple of years (like 16) and make plans no matter what the costs since ill run up credit card debt. If I succeed I change the course of history. If I fail.. whatever.

first thing that came to my mind kek

heroin
heroin
heroin
heroin
heroin

neither do i! who the fuck needs that shit if they have cable or satellite.

inb4 don't get cable duh. i *must* have cable because it's part of the lease contract for my apartment. so i'm not spending extra money for more tv bullshit

Cable sucks.

On the last day i would.
Kill step sister
Kill stepmom
Fuck my cousin.
And if I am still alive/ not being pursued by cops.
I would put on a nice suit and go to a highend restaurant and eat all I could. Then kill all the niggers and muslims I can find.

>travel
>buy a hooker
>go to church
>eat like shit
>skydive

>inb4normie

and the death would be OD, 5 days of heaven finishing with actual heaven.

i understand but as i pointed out i have no choice in the matter where i live. the contract even says you can't have any other service than comcast.

try to figure out a way to get out of dying

I would instantly book a trip to saudi arabia/ Dubai, marry a 13 y.o girl for a pleasure marriage (sigheh/sigeh), and just absolutely rape the shit out of her. I mean I would legit just wreck her then divorce her before I die.

I gotta go out with a bang and a bust nigga

>comcast
I'm so sorry

I was accidentally pressuring her into sex and not respecting her wishes when she'd say no

I mean she'd say yes eventually every time but looking back I seriously fucked up and I hate myself for it

doesnt matter, u had sex. That's a win. Unless you thought she was the one, then don't even sweat about it.

1. Have sex with the prettiest hooker I can find.
2. Gamble like crazy in Las Vegas.
3. Smoke marijuana.
4. Go swimming naked at an island with crystal clear water.
5. Go sight seeing in New York.

>run a marathon; or try
>call everyone in my family and hear about their lives
>get really, really, fucking drunk on great wine, have my best friend watch over me as I drink and drive
>paint a self portrait
>start a book I know I wont finish

Find the bitch I cheated on my wife with
Empty my savings
Get a hotel room on the beach for five days
Buy an obscene amount of drugs
Mix all beforementioned ingredients

You read my mind

yea that guy is messed up. he didn't "accidentally pressure her into sex". he wanted it and got it from her. good for him. that's what a man does.

I'd repent so that my soul would go to heaven

Faggots over here killing and raping going to hell

Yea, can't really "accidently" pressure anyone into sex. You either do it on purpose or not at all.

Spend all my money paying teenagers to do rope modeling, then once tied down, Fock them with dogs and horses, buttfuck them, and tie them up in a barn with the others. Eventually they'll get loose and make it back to civilization, but I'll be in heaven by then, so whatevs.

>heaven

I like it.

Well right, but you only have to do that on your deathbed. You can spend the mean time raping and killing all you want. As long as you accept Christ into your heart while you're still on this earth, it's all forgiven.

>skydive
Without a parachute, for maximum style points.

When you die, you experience nothing. I died one time (car crash and heart stopped) there's nothing there. I can't really explain it since it was such a weird experience. You are experiencing and not at the same time. You feel that you feel, but don't feel at the same moment. You know that what you are seeing isn't real but real at the same time.

The movie, "Into The Void", is the best representation of what I felt but without the drugs and crazy ass visuals.

Steal an insane amount of marijuana from these faggots I know in my city who my friends buy off then take said marijuana and sell it for money.

Buy my family nice things and hide them somewhere in the house where they will eventually find it after I'm gone.

Overdraw my account like mad by booking a round trip flight to Vegas for 24 hours and getting one of the nicest hotels I could, fuck 4 of the prettiest hookers at once while high as shit, then fly back home.

Go to downtown Detroit in the really ghetto areas with my .22 and walk around casual as fuck into massive abandoned buildings, if any homeless pricks want to start shit I'd welcome them to. I like the scenery of destroyed/abandoned buildings/towns, it's beautiful.

And finally I'd take my .22 out to the woods and listen to the sounds of nature as if I was hunting normally, then when my time is up blow my brains out.

Probably go on a long philosophical binge about a lot of shit humanity ought to be thinking about.

Then off myself a day before my supposed "end" to have the last laugh at the cosmos.

Listen in the end I feel bad cause I hurt a girl I cared about
I know a lot of you guys just think that having sex is a win no matter what but I'm a little more old fashioned I guess

Thanks though it kinda makes me feel better

Sounds nice. But to understand something, you have to accept and resist reality.

All that, with a .22

Wild times.

I know the end of my life is coming with in the next 2-3 years (I have stage 4 congestive heart failure) when I first found out, and after all the crying and anger, I decided that I would do all the insane shit that I have wanted to do my entire life but just never got around to. After jumping out of a plane (twice), renting a plethora of high priced "escorts" and whatever dumbshit my wallet could afford I began to realize that I had no one to do any of this stuff with me...I was completely alone. For the past 6 months I've been going out as often as health will allow and try to meet people, have conversations, watch some really shitty movies with folks I had just met that afternoon. What I am saying is that once the reality of it all set in all I wanted to do is live, at least for a little while. Take any of that however you want, call me a faggot or whatever, it's all good just please remember that someone, somewhere loves you and if the time comes for one of you to have to say goodbye make sure that they know you love them too. Take care anons.

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Unfortunately it's my only gun I own. I have a bow I could have on me too but that's not as fun or scary looking.
Theoretically since I'm dying I could buy any kind of AR at my local stores but that's also not as fun if I only get it for a few days, just a waste of time honestly.

Besides, I bought an extended magazine for it so I can hold 25 rounds instead of the standard 10 it came with, which if I were to take the scope off would amount to a simply weaker (yet still effective) AR.

It's all about having fun, user. That sounds like fun and realistic.

go public with my incriminating evidence of hillary clinton. that way everyone thought i was suicided and not just another 1/100,000,000,000 people to shit on this earth

I don't think that having sex is a win at all. I've listened to so many people about their relationship problems and what not. Helped them out and shit.

At this point, you shouldn't give it much thought anymore. In this day and age, don't think about feelings of others anymore and only think about yourself. The only way to improve is to forget her and just improve yourself from now on. What happend, happend.

Reject that which is considered inevitable, yet accept the course it takes?

nothing. why would i suddenly change my habbits?

Kind of. When you die, nobody knows where we go or what we do.

At that point, you just accept the ideologies of all, but reject it because you know it'll become pointless to you once you die. Take it from someone who died himself.

to all the weirdos saying shit like "I'd grab a schoolbus of students, kick all of the (same sex you are) kids off the bus and bribe them with gold bars from the bank you robbed to keep their cunt-mouths shut, and shak up for the week with 8 lbs of stolen viagra and 50lbs of lube and rape all of the remaining students past an inch of their lives until you'd fucked yourself to death", Id say thats sick, yet inventive way to go out in style.

lol
got me

1. Clear my browser history and delete porn off my computer.
2. Make a video message to each of my dearest friends
3. Update my will. Honestly it can all go to charity as I don't have any dependents.
4. Drive a few hours away and fuck my on again off again girlfriend.
5. On the finally hours, throw a big party as the funeral I can actually go to. My naked corpse will burst out of a giant cake while strippers and fire breathers dance around the cake.

add a couple of jugglers on uni-cycles and I'd show to your shindig

How very stoic.

I appreciate your insight.

Tell my wife that I regret marrying her.
Tell my mother that she did the best she could.
Fuck my former co-worker and tell her that I couldn't get her off my mind for the last 2 months. Attempt to create a relationship pre-humously.
Suck and fuck a finely groomed trap (don't judge me, you would too, faggots).
Do a decent amount of benzos, acid, Molly and 2C-B.
Drink to my heart's content after a year of sobriety post-alcoholism.
This is more than 5. Is my life full of regret?

I'd watch a movie with you bro.

I don't get the whole rape thing.

Just steal a bunch of money and pay for some really high class prostitutes. The sex would be so much better.

if its been more than a month MAX then I would say apologize even though its too late cuz.
Niggas out here gettin addict to pussy be fiending too hard with they girls.
Chances are the girl will say whatever or nah its over but if she does come around dont matter B. U got ur feeling outta u so now you can get back to livin homie.
East side hop hop

Rape
Kill all muslims
Kill all gays
Kill all feminists
More rape

I would do my best to kill a very high level politician in my country. Preferably one that is well known that I absolutely despise.

1.Tell my family I love them
2. Go kiss a random girl
3. Rape a random girl
4. Go outside
5. Cook for myself

1.Apologize for being a dick and pussy, and talk to people from the past, from school, especially my former friends, parents, teachers, forgive them, talk to them.
2.Meditate everyday like a buddhist monk, and accept my fate.
3.Travel to the places that I might find new and unknown.
4.Use all my savings, get loan from the bank (something around 50 grand) and live the dream- eat normal and very healthy food, buy some nice clothes, go to theater, visit museums, go to nice concert.
5.Finally- be happy, and find a nice and calm place where I could end the last hours of life peacefully (no homicides or suicides intended).

it's a pretty specific and hardcore fetish, i'll admit. in fact i bet the majority of guys who have rape on their bucket list would back out or feel bad about it.

it's indescribable, to be honest. it's raw, primal, violent. the most animalistic thing we can do as sophisticated creatures.when you're being designed to breed, with breeding being the absolute endgame of life, taking that by force just feels so right. but it's not REALLY good unless you force the girl to cum too.
this applies to "consensual" sex too. basically, when sex goes to the 'next level' and both parties become desperate to orgasm, needing it with every fiber of their being, our only definite purpose, both parties ascend to a different state of mind. their minds so clouded by whatever drugs in our brain compel us to chase this feeling that nothing else in the world matters. the only thing we can perceive in those moments is our own pleasure and the pleasure of our partner, whether they want it or not. the purest, most extreme, natural form of "consensual" sex is almost indistinguishable from rape when both are done right.

it's primal. animalistic. pure. as low as humanity can get, and yet the highest moment possible at the same time.
not to mention it brings out the raw energies of both sexes, bringing both to their highest possible intensity. a man taking what he wants, needs, and cumming balls-deep inside a woman, while forcing her feel the most extreme possible pleasure, is the most virile, masculine thing possible. i wouldn't be good at describing the feminine version, but it's the same principle. at the moment of orgasm, both are brought to their most energetic, reduced to that single moment in time, while connecting to the far ancient past when we were only animals, and indulging in our most animal instinct.

obviously this is idealized to some extent. but it happens under the right conditions. i still don't really feel like i've done it justice, but it's the best i can do.