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what are those bottom right hand and bottom middle flags

Jersey and Guernsey

>saffers
>kiwis
>aussies
>paddies
>brits

m8 fuck off with this shit.

Amazing how the level of serfdom in the UK is actively encouraged by the serfs themselves.

If you're a patriot you're a fucking loser.

Being comforted by the presence of a gold throne and being naturally subservient is not something to be proud of.

straight up murdered a nap followed by a satisfying dump
how's it going lads

the large girl i consider a fwb keeps messaging me the day after we hang out and have sex asking to hang out again. when i make excuses not to she gets cold like i'm hurting her feelings. i hang out with her like twice a week and it's not enough for her apparently, we need to be together 5 hours every day

This is a dingo. Say something nice to it

Voter turn out was less than 30%

A win for Macron is barely a mandate at all

haven't left my bed all day

Cute doggo

marion

watching Steve1989 eat some norwegian porridge to cheer me up

any manx here?
gonna beat you up

why do you hope that
why have you been so personally hurt by these results
think you need a chill pill

yeah by the nerds who run twitter maybe

>Irish
>Brits

Nah not a fan

Here's how Le Pen can still win

The british serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested imperialist conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him personally material gain nor liberation from his own exploitation.

He'd sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from the table of his lords and gentry. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepid societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper eschelons of society. And like any good syncophant, his delusion means he is inclined to try to make sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification to the elite.

does le pen want to bring back the monarchy

not interested in her otherwise

aussies kiwis and staffers are not british and I don't think they like being referred to as such

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NO THIS CAN'T HAPPENING

hahahaha le pen lost hahahaha fuck rorkes

why do you keep posting this

>french people want to get killed by muslims

couldn't make this shit up

the radical centrist engine is chugging along

>That white cross on the black background
What the fuck is that?
The English flag in the top left covers all the English regions, I think you'll find.

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Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them im reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him.

Excuse me, in what way South Africans are Brits? Even their white part is more Netherlandish than British.

Cornwall is a proud sovereign nation, not a "region" of England

>travel down to Peterborough to stay the night before the Rat Race
>see literally 3 (THREE) white people, everyone else is either a paki or a coon
and the english have the cheek to call scotland cucked? lmao

pls don't take my baby

Nigel Farage has endorsed Marine Le Pen - and the globalists should be worried

Need an Xbox gf

Did your footy team win this weekend?

>gif
fuck off

>bbc talking about projections like final results

why are centrists so arrogant

>Cornwall

>proud
>sovereign
>nation

absolute kek

The British Middle Class, the aspirant runts. The AGA oven, the private school, the rugby-following, landrover driving, durham-studying runts.

Surely shopping at waitrose and marks' leads to a truly enormous sense of well-being. Keeping up with the jones's with prosecco stains on your lips.

You've got it all figured out, your hard work has made you free! You spend your weekends in artisanal shops, making your home a house, sweet sweet freedom!

they're half JF (dutch) half british like canadians

don't know why they're in the brit section

good dogger
good post

just did a very long, dry and loud trump

You should go to Swansea. Hardly a single white face

tell me about that girl that you like but have never spoken to

i duno. did man united win? i dont follow football but if i had to choose a team it would be man united

Anglo Exceptionalism is an ultimate truth

Oh I'm sorry did Le Pen Already lose? Oh that's right all the votes aren't even counted yet. In fact, it's only 15% counted. Does not having the lead at 15% of votes counted count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong.

Zees cannot be 'appening, I'm een charge here!

that's the upper middle class

snorting

>Oh I'm sorry did Le Pen Already lose?

According to the BBC News site, yes

i'm sure every single uncounted vote cast is for le pen
kek wills it
praise kek

Realised yesterday that I'm really uncool.

How do I deal with such a fact.

The lower middle class. Quiffs and watching boxing with the lads in a hotel-bar in Ibiza, truly ascended to a state of real happiness haven't you?

The beamer, the nandos, the banter, the missus, the barratt. Why read books when you can earn 27 grand a year doing management?

Lower taxes? Ah yes great I'll spend that another ralph lauren shirt/

retched beast.

>ALREADY CONCEDED

wish there was a massive island country like that in the middle of the atlantic

the projections were based on an exit poll not the count

JFs rorkes grasping as straws and avoiding reality
since forever results have been given at 8pm
so shut it

if they wanted to be killed by Muslims they would've elected a divisive leader that would indirectly cause radicalization via their bigotry

fake news

that scotland is about 16 times bigger than it should be

But she already aknowledged that she lost, does that mean she had no real intension to win?

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Tell me to fuck off one more time and I will end your existence with a swift punch to the base of your nose and put the bone through the back of your skull.

not over yet but are lads are smashin the scunny 3-1

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Threads mean something else on twitter you mongs
It's when someone replies to themselves 20 times in a row about a certain topic, to get around the character limit

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more mexicans in los angeles than in utah

what if they counted los angeles first

polls only closed at 6 how the fuck does france do their count so fast

al gore tier

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>Emmanuel Macron is France's next president after a decisive win over Marine Le Pen - ᵖʳᵒʲᵉᶜᵗᵉᵈ ʳᵉˢᵘˡᵗˢ ˢʰᵒʷ

Ah yes, the self-styled "unbiased" BBC

fuck off

>Americans are niggers because we imported them to work in our cotton fields
>Euros invite them in for free

LMAO

no
lost 2-1
been a very underwhelming season

yeah whatever i dont spend my life on twitter alright

put my splintered pelvis through my bollocks and we've got a deal x

France colonized African countries. Those Africans later moved to France. karma's a bitch

no but we cucked Brighton

the french flags will be flying high tonight

brexit negotiations just got harder LOL

no it fucking doesn't you fully rigged, grade a, ocean going, pillock

>"This second round is also a referendum on the euro and Europe!" - Jean Quatremer, correspondent for French daily Libération.

what did he mean by this?

>/brit/ was pro-Brexit when Leave won
>/brit/ was pro-Trump when he won
>/brit/ was pro-Macron when he won

get the feeling you lads just bandwagon on anything that ends up winning

YOU JUST KNOW

>tfw Britain will never be friends with the Continent.

Not even the fault of Brexit. The people of the Continent have been warring for thousands of years, but they can all get on fine. What is it about the British that stops us, as a nation, properly getting on well with our neighbours?

Even when we were in the EU there was no enthusiasm, just a begrudging sense that the current state of affairs was, due to economics, probably 'the right thing to do'.

yeah well the man kicked the ball several times and i hear it went in the net now and again and we'll just have to wait and see really

>colonized
FOY

can say quite confidently that with a bit of effort I could have been the next Messi

yeah, 3-0 win against Huddersfield
nice solid mid table finish

White South Africans are split between Anglo (British) and Afrikaans (Dutch)

France blew it
They surrendered to pakis yet again
It's over
Blunder of the century
They could've retake their country but they blew it catastrophically

What do you think is demonstrating bias here?

yeah mate they've already got a predicted 2 - 1 based on 15% of the match

yuros are just gay

>tfw incredible intellect and talent lay within me but alas i'm too lazy

brexit is diamonds

think the Tory plan after May boosts majority in GE is NOT to negotiate

rorkes utterly bum blasted over today's results

MONSIEUR PRESIDENT
/brit/ has been pro-macron for a while, being a radical centre general