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kys

>handscomb pointing at the dressing room

kek, smith must be livid

based danny

whos that sexy boy

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>the ass-devastated shantytown of Virat Kohli

warner is terrible in India

That's game.

It's been fun Indibros

such a bullshit wicket

>asking the dressing room
What a cunt.

fuck if shaun marsh was still in australia could win but meme shit memed him out

Only 18 runs needed for each remaining aussie batsman.

2EZ

and here comes the appealing

Daniel Hay

Certified music snob and cricket tragic

The Marsh brothers will win this for us

Will Marsh get to double figures, lads?

cricket is a joke, all comes down to a 50-50 chance the toss.

>Mitch Marsh, Wade and Hazlewood in the lineup

lost already

is what Meme Shit did to SMarsh the equivalent of running your teammate out?

dw lad Starc will blast a cool 80 in quick time for the win.

Still Australia's match to loose.

Fucking hell

Only Wade can save Australia now. Can't see any other batsman scoring higher than 15 unfortunately.

don't forgrt we still have >our best all rounder srill in the sheds

That kid look like a fucking bitch yo.

I've decided to forego my Tuesday run in order to drink beer and watch >our inevitable failure.

Clarke reckons it's too high

lucky cunt Darsh

Out

>the land of Mitchell Marsh
holy shit

not out man

sweating lads

reeeee my stream stopped working

anyone got another?

Not as big a cunt as Kohli, remember that.

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>current year
>too poor for fox sports
Get a job derro cunt

fuck me

yeah not going to defend that

anyone else think that danny looks a bit like handscomb?

there's no way in hell I'm giving fox my money cunt

out of the batsman left, who can create a big partnership?

Just called the AFP on Ivan lads

all of them can but none of them will

these people always live with their parents. 100% of the time guarantee.

imagine the nerves out in the middle

Handscomb and Starc desu

thanks pal

starc walloping 5 6s is a partnership yeah?

Got invited to an orgy lads, two girls, fourteen guys

t. josh hazlewood

how many of them are lebs?

with my gf actually but it's okay, I know you're a SEETHING basement dweller yourself

What's it like having Sudanese mates

Nice of your mum and sister to invite you into the living room

based saxon

7 more from Handscomb and 13 more from Marsh to meet the quota

>earn in less than an hour what it costs for a month of fox sports.

But yeah enjoy your Centrelink mate

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Based elite SaxGOD

100% of the time

abos look a bit like sri lankans

triggered the neets lads

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double digits boyz

Someone literally posted their kid in the last thread.

Gurantee you a few people here are married and have their own houses.

3 more from Handscomb and 13 more from Marsh to meet the quota

>ivan
>married

do you really expect Lyon and Hazelwood to meet the quota? (assuming it gets to them)

Under 100. Free win from here boys.

Nah mate that shatters their fragile egos. Everyone has to be pathetic NEETs like them. Guarantee they are limp wristed lefties too.

2 more from Handscomb and 9 more from Marsh to meet the quota

I am expecting a surplus to cover Hazlewood

B3K has a missus and a house but he's not married to her.

Well last year he was engaged to a former prostitute, so he may have had the wedding since.

>LE FOUR OR BLOCK MAN
Why are our allrounders such memes

what a fucking shot

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>allrounders

Shot

3 more from Handscomb and 9 more from Marsh to meet the quota

Pretty sure third kiwi started as an umbrella term for anyone who wasn't statsy or AMS

>there's no turd man

Is he referring to the designated shitting seats?

this is now the biggest partnership of the aussie innings

casual here, what do you mean by quota?

No, I invented the term and it was the third kiwi flag that wasn't statsy or daniel

*claps*

Why is David Warne so shit?

1 more from Handscomb and 5 more from Marsh to meet the quota

18 runs per batsman to win

Marsh to get out in these two balls against spin

waiting for my pay to go through so i can get a galaxy s7

Handscomb has a surplus of 1 run
5 more from Marsh to meet the quota

why 18 runs?

DARSH

>M Marsh scores 50+ and hits the winning runs cementing his place in the Aus XI for years to come

Why is the aussie middle and lower order so clutch?

nostradamus

hmm

>Darsh

bruh