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>Sanders 13%

Wake me up inside

I am now a #cruzmissile

Third parties always get 10% in polls, it's a meaningless protest vote.

That being said, if the NeverTrump shit works out for him and he gets a huge boost, I'd actually be okay with that. I only hate neocons and evangelicals.

Because getting Hillary elected is what libertarians want, right?

Seriously what the fuck is the appeal of Clint? I get people might not be too fond of Trump when compared to Clint, he's a saint.

She is a woman.

That's all.

She has a (D) next to her name.

Implying we trust Clinton News Network.

Based Clinton.

pretty much this, although if he gets to 15% then he could get into the Presidential debates and have a Ross Perot moment

Trump and Hillary each have the highest Unfavorable ratings of any presidential candidate ever by FAR. I think we'll see third party candidates break 20% of the vote this year.

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Oh fuck, i'm #FeelingTheJohnson now

Uh oh for criminal Hillary
m.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/white_house_watch

>A woman who can GET THINGS DONE in politics
>Centrist policies that remind you of the good ol days of bill Clinton
>Policies more realistic and likely to be enacted than policies from other democratic candidates.

Reminder that the Koch brothers just announced to give a couple million to Johnson to help Hillary win

Hillary verses Gary!!!! We need this to happen!!!! #ImWithHer

She would be the first woman president of the United States. It's called progress. It's 2016. It's time we have a woman in power.

>libertarianism

I used to like Gary Johnson until I watched him on the Joe Rogan Experience, he sounds like he's trying to become a Democrat + guns to poach Bernouts and disillusioned Republicans

>Iran is our enemy because they fund terrorism
>what terrorists do they fund?
>[blatantly incorrect doublespeak and misdirection]

Don't feed the paid shills

This is the only reason.

People get it in their head.

>VOTE BLUE
Doesn't matter who it is

Are these the same "polls" that kept insisting that Kasich was the man to run to beat Hillary?

Even the "polls" that I admittedly kek about where Trump kills it are really just broken clocks, right every so often entirely by accident.

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Despite all my Trump memancy, I'm voting Johnson.

Also compared to Trump this race
>Hilary has a clear plan to cover all Americans healthcare, Trump does not
>Hilary is less beligerant on trade
>Hilary was more experience in congress
>Hilary has a more serious affect, Trump can come off as buffoonish and overly beligerant, barking like a dog aside.
>A WIMMEN AS PRESIDENT??!? WHY NOT ITS CURRENT YEAR

and a hole between its legs. Both are necessary to secure votes from the brain damaged majority in swing states.

God damn nigger. Meme spelling is fine but I'm convinced you are dumber as fuck

No, same polls that had these results

Can't throw away polls when they're not convenient

This is a valid point. Johnson is politically far from "libertarian", but he is the protest vote from the shit beef (Trump) and shit chicken (Hillary). Waaaaaah I'm mad that Trump doesn't get votes from people who realize both Trump and Clinton aren't good

The Republican Party knew that the LP and the neo tea party was growing, but they ignored it anyway.

Forgot pic

What with the streets?

she's in bed with healthcare companies. if she had a plan she could've pushed it while she was in the Senate. she's pro-corporate status quo on every issue.

she belongs in a prison cell for selling us out to corporate lobbyists (Clinton Foundation $) and dragging us into more pointless wars (Iraq, Libya/"we came, we saw, he died").

not gonna lie, this meme makes me kek

Iran funds Hezbollah.

If Hezbollah is a terrorist group so is every national military.

he tried to blame the Molenbeek terrorist attacks and ISIS on Iran, and said absolutely nothing about Hezbollah

I'm a #JohnsonJerichoMissile now

Imagine how great it would be if Clinton was attacked from two sides on her foreign policy in the debates.

wait who tried to blame Molenbeek terrorist attacks and ISIS on Iran?

on a side note, Americans have been pumped with 36 years of anti-Iran propaganda it's no wonder they have the most ignorant dumb shit to say about anything that goes on there

Gary Johnson on the Joe Rogan Experience
>Gary says that the Iran deal was a bad idea because Iran is hostile to America
>Joe asks him how
>Gary says because they fund terrorism
>Joe asks what terrorists they fund
>Gary dodges answering directly and starts talking about Molenbeek, then goes back to talking about Iran

unless he hurts clinton, get the fuck back to your libertarian cuck shed johnson.

>74541925
>hezboolsah
>government run organisiotnats....................
lay off the mapel syrup you syrop nigger

I'm categorically throwing away these news-reporting polls as a whole as tools with any real predictive power, convenient or otherwise. They're like weather reports, but instead of charting currents in the atmosphere they're charting the human whims of people in limited sample sizes.

You fucking leafs. Hezbollah has killed more Americans than Isis and probably retarded leafs too.

I don't give a fuck which of the 2 clowns win as a result, I'll always support the Libertarian candidate; and for that matter any candidate who expresses deep loss over how many times the feds have wiped their ass with the constitution.

get the fuck out of Lebanon then, Hezbollah doesn't go to foreign countries to nig like every other Muslim group does, and they're one of the few groups actually fighting ISIS

I am now a #SonOfJohn

Fucking damn it!!!!

Nice logic burger.
Americans have killed more Americans than Hezbollah. Therefore, Americans are the worst terrorists of all

CAN'T BURY THE GARY

Blind party loyalty is always retarded.

you only have two parties in the USA it's the fakest democracy the world has ever seen

Duh we aren't a democracy we are a republic.

#VeryGary

>blind
I'm not a Libertarian because of Ron Paul memes, dumbass.

I'm a Libertarian because I've seen enough of this willingness to allow the federal government to overstep their constitutional boundaries.

The American Experiment isn't over until I'm done with it.

Lolbertarians seriously need to be rounded up and executed if this happens.

Libertarians are retarded and believe in open borders.

The minorities that you are letting flood America, won't vote libertarian. You are suicidal.

Best case scenario
(R) 30% turnout
(L) 25% turnout
(D) 25% turnout
(Sanders) 20% turnout

4 party system split between the anti-white socialists, the Libertarian constitutionalists, the oldguard Republicans, and the neo-con Democrats wouldn't be a bad thing.

Why don't you gobble down some more Muhammad semen?

>Libertarians are retarded and believe in open borders.
States have the right to close their borders, and you're a cuck.

Final answer.

America swallows enough Saudi semen for everyone

Not even Ron Paul believes in open borders.

It's a nice ideal, but I'm voting for Trump because I don't think immigration control is fascism.

You believe in open borders. You want to let in a bunch of minorities who only vote left. You're a cuck.

Also, Congress gets to set naturalization laws. Not the states. See Article 1.

Lolbertarians cry about "muh constitution" but don't know anything about it.

>Trump only 1 point behind in the 2 biggest swing states this election

I can only hope.

Gary Johnson believes in open borders.

>A: My vision of the border with Mexico is that a truck from the United States going into Mexico and a truck coming from Mexico into the United States will pass each other at the border going 60 miles an hour. Yes, we should have open borders.

quin polls slightly favor trump

>A: My vision of the border with Mexico is that a truck from the United States going into Mexico and a truck coming from Mexico into the United States will pass each other at the border going 60 miles an hour. Yes, we should have open borders.

They do the jobs we don't want to do.

The Libertarian party has been completely dissolved by the gop and reincarnated as tea party Republicans. Just like every other third party it doesn't really exist because they will always get swallowed up by one of the two parties.

Will he be in the debates?

I am now a #jebhead

But the Fox News poll shows Trump up by 3% too.

Then how did America survive when it was 90% white before 1965?

The reality is that illegal immigrants lowered wages. "We" don't want to work jobs at shitty, below minimum wage. But they will, and do.

Lolbertarians believe in open borders. They even admit this!

>mfw a pleb cites the 14th Amendment near me
Northerners are Redcoats. Choke on a cock.

>You want to let in a bunch of minorities who only vote left.
You seem to think that I don't believe that it is not only my duty as a citizen of this country to utterly destroy all threats to the constitution as written by the founders, but that it's not your duty to do the same.

>not only not*

Is nobody going to point out that the OP pic is obviously fucking fake? No? We're just going to continue with our little anti-libertarian temper tantrums? Alright.

Article 1 Section 8

"Congress shall have the power to... establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization"

Congress sets immigration policy. Not the states.

Lolbertarians believe in open borders (lol!), and they don't even read the Constitution.

>literally not old enough to understand the election process

You need to be 18 to use this site and 270 electoral votes to win or congress shoehorns in whoever they want.

Libertarians are fucking retards.

Haha, underrated

Why do you type like a passive-aggressive campaign aide trying to astroturf on Twitter? Talk like a normal person, you faggot.

Sup Forums has never even been that libertarian

Enjoy Rotherham and your Muslim London mayor, chap. Open borders are full retard, which is why Lolbertarians and Brits believe in them.

Underrated post

I think Milo should write an article about Stefan Molyneux or something. "Meet the Libertarian Who's Pro-Trump". I don't have a problem with libertarians being against Trump, on principle, but it'd be a shame if the NeverTrump cucks hijacked it. We should do something to fight back early.

The 14th Amendment passed completely legally, abiding by the instructions set in the Constitution by the founding fathers. But that's not even what he's talking about, retard.

You can't talk about how much you love the Constitution and ignore it when it's convenient.

>my duty as a citizen of this country to utterly destroy all threats to the constitution..
Migration is not a threat to the constitution. It's a threat to your family and nation.

Why do you fucking cucks replace your love of family, race, and creed with a mythical idea of this pristine legal framework that can do no wrong (after conveniently ignoring parts you don't like)? Why don't you just fucking accept reality and the problems facing you?

Muslims are calling for a global jihad to slaughter your friends and rape your family. Your identity is under attack from all sides because of far left ideologies whose adherents do not give a single fuck about what Article they can use to string you up with shoelaces. It's not happening because the government mandated healthcare or limited the sale of automatic weapons made after a certain date.

It's happening because you're too busy philosophically masturbating to a document while the world burns around you.

Too many libertarians are more interested in being an ideologically pure libertarian than actually making society more libertarian. The libertarians who would vote for Johnson over Trump are simply too stupid to see the big picture. You really don't have to be that intelligent to understand that you will never stand a chance at shrinking the government for as long as there is high immigration.

>third parties
>winning a state

Isn't Johnson the guy who admits to being a pot smoker?

No thanks senpai

>Clinton News Network
>Hillary has the biggest lead
>Tries to push an anti-establishment alternative to sway Trump voters

CROOKED

Conservatives are stupid because they are stupid poopoo pants! I talk about the people I am arguing with in the third person for some reason because I am a faggot! Sad!

It's fine when Trump does it, but you sound like a pathetic, mindless follower. Wait, sorry- user is gay and sounds like a pathetic follower! LOL!

Don't be mad just because you support open borders. It's okay, lolbertarians do too.

Hillary Clinton? More like Hillary Clit, son.
Bitch got a pussy. I mean she got a REAL pussy you can stick loose change inside.

Britain doesn't have open borders with anybody. but okay whatever.
>this is your brain on Sup Forums, folks

Gary Johnson is the logical only choice for those who believe in economic conservatism, capitalism, and free enterprise.

Meh, neocohens like Kristol usurping the Libertarian Party is a kind of divine justice. They're already either weedlmao fags, NAP autists or Cuckleyite fusionists anyway.

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