This is how fucking insane the EU is

This is how fucking insane the EU is

"Imagine a regulated man, waking up from his regulated slumber"

You don't think you'd need a law for pillow cases, but the EU has five. But that's nothing compared to the pillow, which has 109. The alarm clock, phone, watch and sunglasses on your bedside table add up to another 373 laws and regulations. You can't be too careless with your bedsheets, as there's another 50 laws regarding them. You get up, and go into the bathroom. The bathroom has 60 laws and regulations, but that doesn't include the contents. How they ended up making 31 laws and regulations for the toothbrush is beyond me. But toothpaste is a bit scary so 47 laws sounds about right. The mirror infront of you has 172 laws. The shower has 91, the shampoo 118, your towel 454.

You're done with washing up and then you go into the kitchen to make breakfast. Your bread has 1246 laws, and your toaster has 52. You open your fridge of 84 laws and regulations, and you take your carton of milk which has A WHOPPING 12653 LAWS AND REGULATIONS.

Needless to say, EU regulation surrounds you like an invisible barbwire.

This shit has ruined our countries and we need to get out as fast as possible.

youtube.com/watch?v=eYqzcqDtL3k

>This shit has ruined our countries and we need to get out as fast as possible.
you preach to the choir

anything else?

I don't think most of the people realize just how fucked up the entire thing is

>Brexit movie
based so hard it went straight to 4th base!

Why oh why has noone hacked a network and posted this on everyone's TV screens? Fucking max headroom hijacked an analogue tv station for 2 minutes once. It can't be that hard. Someone with good computer skills must be able to do it easier with modern TV station standards.
Even a quick clip would be enough to pique interest

you are right , most people in the ordinary population don't know or care much about EU.
on Sup Forums however, there are hardly any sympathizers
I've never seen any

Those regulations are here to protect you consumer from getting lovely things like cancer.

Also if you think the american market is any less restrictive, think again : remember what happened to VW?

If it's like the phone chargers it's all good. The eu's problem is cuckoldry not law.

It's not as restricted, Pierre

I asked the same question in the original thread and got the answer I pretty much expected, it would get shut down immediately. I remember reading about Max Headroom some time ago and it was one of those things that were a lot more straightforward than you realise purely because it was analogue and not digital. We both know what would happen if there even was a quick clip

>"RACIST NAZI TERRORISTS FROM THE INTERNET HIJACK TV STATION!"

100% guaranteed.

My parents are cucked, have seizures when arguing against EU. My mother grew up in Polish communism, ironic.