EL CUCUY EDITION /heem/

have fun with that weight cut

Schaub is God

tiramisu desu

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News:

Tyron Woodley is the welterweight GOAT

aschaublaam alaikum my brothers

may schaub bless you

Who is your boy, /heem/?

For me, it's Mickey Gall

Econoreem is the P4P smartest fighter of all time

Reem bless

Cyborg

This get is dedicated to /heem/'s eternal boy

Sexist pig desu

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>tfw too intelligent to get KOd by Hunt

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lol

hey how was your "morning drive", did you get a lot of work done today? ;^)

>tfw the kalabeeb meme is over

Fighting is like stock market i always say

Lol

[Quacking intensifies]

He revolutionized WW game with his new strategy Stand by the Fence and Pray

He finna tryna make this nigga submit, I see the setup finna happen cuz.

i had fs1 on
ads every commercial break for the UFC this week
wtf is with colin cowherd doing 30 sponsor reads during his fucking show AND having commercials?
>SEATGEEK.COM

6(six) knockdowns

why did he duck anderson silva?

20 minutes of timidity

>0/6 scorecards

Timidity gets you 6 knockdowns huh?

is woodley the best person to come out of ferguson? he has 12 brothers and sisters and grew up in that shit hole.

I would pay $60 for PPV if it came with a snoop dogg commentary option.

he beatin you up like theres 3 niggas on you

Ferguson was never pregnant

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He could attack in the first round instead of standing around like a jackass for almost 5 rounds is all I'm saying. Thompson was never really a threat to him, Tyrone needs to get rid of his mental blockade if he wants to be a superstar

>Tyrone

>Have 13 kids
>Name one kid "Tyron Lanket"
I want to see all his siblings names, I bet they are also hilarious

obligatory webm

Thanks for worrying about me bro. I appreciate your concern.

>habeeb playing games with him put his nuts in his face

So that he can get KO'd early like Big Pigg then you can celebrate about it huh?

>Lanket

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You are the biggest loser on /heem/ cuz.

Dude, Thompson didn't land anything hard in 10 rounds, he wasn't getting KO no matter what

>destroyed FW
>redeemed loss
>embarrassed two champions
>Khabib's career is ruined because he insulted him

Is Conor God?

He would have KO'd him if Tyron played into his game like Big Pigg and Ellenberger did. Luckily Tyron is a smarter fighter than those two, something he never got credit for from h8ers like you.

It's not a mental blockade, he's standing against the fence and stalling to conserve his stamina.

Thompson also has that points karate philosophy of refusing to ever initiate, so it's really just a shit styles matchup. Fucking idiots should have given Maia his shot, they'd've gotten a better main event by doing the right thing for once.

I think he would get destroyed be Ngannou unfortunately. He was getting rocked by Hunt as it was, and Ngannou managed to KD Arlovski not even going 100%

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Schaub is God.

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>Destroyed FW

If you mean he beat Mendes on 2 weeks notice and KO'd Aldo in 13 secs (Not a fluke, but it wouldn't happen again), and didn't stay long enough to run Holloway again ; sure.

> Redeemed Loss

Nah, his head broke the record for overall strikes.

>Embarrassed two champions

This is true. Yet, he has not defended a single fucking belt once.

>Khabibs career is ruined

I wouldn't go that far considering he doesn't have a single blemish on his record other then not knowing how the fuck to cut weight and being a retarded sand nigger.

>NGannou beating Reem

I wouldn't bet a penny on that. Reem has the tools to win everywhere, Ngannou has one way and its standing ; in which Alistair beats him in every way including power.

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>Grassos face

Damn I want to shove my dick in her mexican mouth

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>Schaub got brutally KO'd several times
>Alexa loses one fight 29-28
how is this even an insult?

Grasso was -400 favorite

How is Ngannou's cardio and clinch/ground game?

Could you beat redditors in a fight?

He has good cardio and Reem isn't gonna threaten him with a takedown.

Listen, I like Reem and I picked him to beat Hunt, but he was getting tagged up by Mark Hunt, before he got the KO he'd started running away. Ngannou gets one crack at that glass chin and it's over.

If you're trying to imply that he can hang in the clinch with reem you're fucking crazy. And Reem will take him down if he decides to.

cardio is above average for a heavyweight. N/A for clinch.

reem got rocked by a point blank elbow when he had hunt against the cage, ngannous apehooks ko him in the first.

>Reem got tagged by mark hunt

Re-watch the fight user. He fucking raped Hunt everywhere the fight went. Sure he got hit a couple of times ; that happens in any fight, but he never got close to being hurt.

hmmm rly makes you think ;^)

For suureee Brandon had him hurt with that spinning back elbow my guy.

Hunt was still piecing him up farm.

>never got close to being hurt
but thats just flat out false user

By landing face first on his face, sure user.

I'll rewatch it and see, Reem always looks hurt from shit so you might be right but I don't remember him getting seriously hurt after I watched it twice.

No he wasn't. Reem did remarkably well. Hunt landed on him sure and he has heavy enough hands to do damage even with those, but Reem was heavily in control of that fight.
It was a masterful performance honestly. Good gameplan, even better execution. A TKO over Hunt is no small feat

Are you still dangerous /heem/?

>I'm very glad you won that fight, Michael
>But uhh, I'm not impressed by your performance and I look forward to fight you in the near future

/heem/ is so much better with spergOP.

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It was 1-1 going into round 3 pal. Before reem got the clinch, Hunt had elbowed him and tagged him with a straight right that made him blatantly run away and the crowd reacted.

I picked reem to win and I agree he fought really smart but that glass chin is still a factor.

>Fighter X gets one crack at that glass chin and it's over.
Where have I heard this before. Ngannou is raw, unproven, and inexperienced, no way in hell am I picking him over any of the top guys before he beats a real opponent.

t.spergOP

Reminder that Overeem heem'd Hunt with Food poisoning. He had a yuge gut and we found out why

I meant to say WITHOUT.

>Ngannou is raw, unproven, and inexperienced
Now where have I heard this before?

Oh right, before the Arlovski fight lmao.

How do you think top guys become top guys anyway? Especially in HW where anyone could knock everyone out?

I could take both those lardos at the same time.

>he will never make it to the NFL
>he will never make it on TUF
>yeah but he won't make the finals
>he for sure won't get a UFC contract though
>no way he cracks the top ten
>t shirt mogul? Sneaker experct? Fat chance!
>millions of podcast downloads a month? Not in this lifetime buddeh
>yeah but he will never make it solo as a comedian!
Must be tough being a h8r

Getting tagged doesn't mean he was getting pieced up though. I know the strike that looked like it rocked Reem, but it in no way has bearing on what happened during the rest of the fight.

I also had the first two rounds for Reem 2bh

*mumbling intensifies*

>he didnt watch ngannou arlovski
darn 209'ers get off my lawn

Fuck off Tyron's a good boy, he dindu nuffin

>this is what dindu nuffin looks like

Damn you're mad still

>>he will never make it to the NFL
He didn't make it to the NFL. :/

>>no way he cracks the top ten

I actually like Schaub but did he ever get ranked in the top ten? I don't even remember him being ranked at all tbqh

Clean your fingers.

>>he will never make it to the NFL

He literally didn't though lol

Nobody in their right mind picked Arlovski to win that fight, his punch resistance left him some time ago. Ngannou still hasn't been matched with anybody remotely competitive and there's no reason to think he can hang with a guy like Reem.

I like Big Brown ya goof I was just asking a legit question. I didn't get deep into MMA until a little bit after he retired so I don't remember the rankings

It was a crap fight, two draws in a row Tyrone should have finished him

>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phils davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phils davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
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>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>rip the chris

>Nobody in their right mind picked Arlovski to win that fight

I think you'd be surprised. I'd say about 40% of /heem/ picked Arlovski and I had this exact same debate with them about "muh inexperience" nigga it's heavyweight....all you need to do is punch hard and have marginally better technique than your opponent.

I hear Bathhouse Brendan gives great head

>Tyrone
>e