Just found this shit in my mom's drawer. Is this a fuckin buttplug? Wtf

Just found this shit in my mom's drawer. Is this a fuckin buttplug? Wtf

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yes

you should try it

Yes get over it

That's yours, now put in it in your butt and timestamp it

Hahaha faggot, kys

And you're touching it????

I was too curious to not sniff it

It looks like the end of a curtain pole.

Is it glass? Then it's a lamp

Are you sure its not a perfume of sorts? Did you try to twist the metal area?

Also, whats the brown part's material? Rubber?

Its wood, doesnt smell anything in particular either. I dont feel comfortable asking her but i hope it isnt a buttplug

Sex toys aren't made of wood for health reasons. But perhaps she used it.

that's a lightbulb you fucking downy

I dont see another reason why it would be hidden, you may be right. What if i hide it from her? If she asks me then it totally had its use

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If its wood then I doubt its an actual butt plug. She may have used it as one, but I doubt it. Maybe its one of those curtain things and it broke, so she put it somewhere safe until she gets it repaired

Wtf are you doing snooping around your moms drawer anyways?

For underwear what else?

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you've been struggling with autism all your life.

But yeah, it's a piece of pic related

aren't there like these wooden buttplugs coated with epoxy or something?

I think i've seen one on a porn vid.

Retard alert. He said it is wooden feggot

It isnt a lightbulb and we dont even have those

Its a plumbob you cunt. An antique one at that

You do you I guess

Is the metal end threaded?
Looks like a goddamn finial to me. For curtain rods or bed posts or something.

Not sure, I never ran across a wooden buttplug personally

OP can you give us an actual good quality photo

Money

Why the fuck are you taking potato quality pics in 2017? Also that's not a butt plug

OP can you take a picture from underneath that thing ?

That looks like the preserved prostate of Phinial Gage. Been missing from one of the med unis for years now.

Ask your mom how she came into possession. It could be worth a shitload of cash.

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Thats fucked tbh

That woman fed and clothed you and shit

I mean I guess its okay if shes a psycho bitch, but otherwise you're being a cunt

Like this?

Thats with its piece

Yup that's definitely a finial of some sort.

Lmao no , the base side . Just a picture from the side that faces the ground on the picture before . Nice drawing btw

Wait it didnt have that white shit before

Nvm i just went full retard

Good eye

>Wait it didn't have that white shit before

The other pic was from before OP jerked off onto it.

Yeah wtf? Fuck you OP. You damn well know it's just a peice from a curtain. Stop seeking attention you fucking fag nigger.

It pops in and out, this is how i found it i dont know

Can we just get to the point here.
OP are you gonna stick it in your ass or not?