Why don't we evaporate all of oceans' water?

Why don't we evaporate all of oceans' water?
Unlimited land for living and unlimited potable water

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Your understanding of water is shockingly basic.

No wonder you don't shit in flushing toilets.

>Wants to move near the ocean
I know what you're trying to achieve Pajeet

How about you find a way to evaporate your poo instead

Poo in loo.

Team magma tried doing that, almost dehydrated the world in the process.

where would we put that water, leave it in the air as vapors? there would be no sun then.

Be honest Pajeet, all you want is limitless DESIGNATED beaches.

Why do you need more land to shit on? Are designated shitting streets not enough?

Won't it just come back down after you evaporate it Aziz Ansari?

DATS
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First: Learn how to poo in loo.
Second: Teach your people to poo in loo.

Then we can talk science and stuff.

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>Nucleogenic particles are the constituent quantum components of an energy form found in the atmospheres of most M-class planets. These particles are necessary for the production of rain on a planet, and their absence would lead to a barren, desert-like world.

You're a genius! Maybe we should just print more money too so everyone can be rich!

form an ice ring around the equator

Why don't we drain the oceans and fill it with poo?

>Why don't we just print more money: Geography Edition

>entire empty continent still left to settle on and harvest resources from
>people still complain about """""overpopulation"""""

How do I not have your flag yet?

Gather all the poo off designated streets and make artificial islands from it. Unlimited land

>tfw lived in Toronto for a bit
>the best BF4 server ping wise was a server from Antarctica

Tbh I hate warm climate anyway, I wouldn't mind living in the north pole

niggers are a overpopulation, they should be kept under 100 million

This is literally the plot to pokemon ruby

desalination plants are already a thing in countries that have access to a toilet flush lever

Gotta wait for global warming to do it's thing a bit longer

Wow,what a genius idea! Not like algae produce 70% of our oxygen or we eat fish anyways!

I am rare as a diamond.

i personally think that niggers should be kept under 1

>India

literary shit

do you even science, hue?

what you doing bro?

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felt like I was reading something on /vip/. Thanks for the smile

Because you fuckers shit in it and now it's dirty. That and not unlimited, and teh sea critters, and shut the fuck up India. Christ, what a fucking country.

haha kill all the male niggers and only keep the sheboons that are +8/10

Because then there would be nowhere for your poo to end up, pajeet

Underrated dubs

why not evaporate all Indians to make lebensraum for actual humans?

Because it has your shit in it.

We're just one phone call away.

Give us a decade and you'll have a polder of your own.

why don't we just cover the entire earth in curry shit? that way every country will become a superpower by 2030

DUDE

FPBP

Assuming this isn't a shit(lel)post thread, there's tons of reasons but I think the three big ones ought to suffice:

1. Without the oceans, the vast majority of life on this planet would go extinct, causing apocalyptic damage to the ecosystem and likely leading to billions of deaths.
2. We don't have anyplace to store 300 quintillion liters of water except for the atmosphere, which would probably turn the planet into Venus 2.0 and render it uninhabitable.
3. The amount of energy needed to evaporate that much water in the first place - and then KEEP IT EVAPORATED - would probably be enough to cook the planet into a parched ball of dirt, if not a molten ball of glass and slag. Surprisingly, this would be bad for us.

So, I guess the single biggest reason is because it'd be the end of the world.

>Why don't we evaporate all of oceans' water?
>Unlimited land for living and unlimited potable water

And shitillions of tons of very toxic salt...

At least it will keep the global populations IQ low enough to where they never question why this was done.

Stupidity is a blessing isn't it?

Enjoy your unlimited rainfalls afterwards

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Why don't we just make water?

The Hindenburg created around 160 metric tons of the stuff and would equate to $33m in today's dollars, and we could probably half that if we didn't have to build the actual ship parts.

That's expensive sure but still cheaper than Mad Max styled water wars like people are predicting.

Its gonna be neat when greenland totally melts and leaves a whole bunch of potentially fertile grasslands.

Holy shit, thanks for the flag

Backfill ocean with poo and expand land area effectivly solving two problems at once

>DESIGNATED

>SHITTING

>OCEANS