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my neighbors went inside
now's my chance to throw away my empty contains of alcohol without them finding out that i've got a problem

hey bud how about you stop drinking

non-/cum/ flags are not allowed to make the threads

>amy shumer isn't funny
>yes she is
>no she isn't
>wow, you sure convinced me with that nonexistant argument

this is what you sound like, you chapelle loving wigger

RIP dog with shirt

your analogies are even worse than your arguments

very sad

waaaaaaaah im too lazy to make threads aaa
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it's not an analogy, wigger
do you even know what an analogy is? probably not, considering that you've most likely got an IQ below 80 seeing as you think dave chapelle is funny

scarcely believe anyone finds amy POOmer funny

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>Amy poehler is bad
>therefor, when I say amy poehler is bad, it means dave chapelle is bad

really makes me think

You had one job nigger

*yells random shit related to being black*
*millennial roar*

do you really think i did not do it on purpose

What's this tool called?

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a torque wrench

6-point wrench

ratchet

>torque wrench
>can't adjust the torque it applies

that's the one that makes clicking sounds

I'm trying to do my first oil change but I don't have the tools, I don't know how to lower the jack thing

how did you raise it?

woah
genius
*accepts you to my prestigious college*
have you ever even seen a six point wrench?

You just push down on the bar, and it lifts up but now I can't get it to go down. It's a cheap brand so I can't look up how to do it on the internet.

oh shit you're right
yeah it's a ratchet

where is my pipe wrench?

>knowing how to change oil
it's like you're too poor to go to a garage

t. never even changed a wheel because there are people who will do that for money

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you rotate the bar (handle) on a lot of those to release the pressure. Think like you are turning a screw driver.

imagine being this useless

>can't even change his own tires
the absolute state of europe

>paying someone to do something you can do in 15 minutes

the sad state of Gerministan

b-b-b-but they drive standard cars over there!

Good afternoon, /cum/.

then why are americans so fat and can't cook

BAM *drops mic*

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It's about impressing the ladies and being a fucking man with hair on your balls.

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dragon maid was shit

How do you take care of your german car """maintenance"""?

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I still need to buy jack stands and a torque wrench set, gonna see if rotating the bar works.

Hi

>You just push down on the bar, and it lifts up but now I can't get it to go down.

There'll be a nut or something below where the handle fits in; it'll have a slot in it. Stick the end of the handle inside it and turn like a screwdriver.

>the waterlogged hamlet of german """"Banter"""

Agreed. I just like it for the loli.

I'm a Pro

this

wait i take that back

those are frontier places

join faggot comfy Sup Forums server
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qt black grill waitng for you+ some whites
join voicechat lads

Illinois is in the great lakes region, not the midwest

would rather eat a wet plate of shit than be grouped up with those midwestern mouth breathers

t. thinks montana has more alike with oregon than nebraska and the dakotas

Can't think of a single funny female comedian.

Dee from always sunny is OK but that's not stand up.

But the Great Lakes are the midwest

a man can dream can't he

wrong. we're a separate and distinct region

Illinois is rightful Ontarian clay

you're a homosexual who wants to have sex with paha sapa so i wouldn't necessarily call you a man

youtube.com/watch?v=ygeSQKzw6Ao
i wish i was in the land of cotton

THis worked thanks.

why do they fly the confederate flag

No it's not. The Midwest is the Great Lakes+the plains

Midwest is to Great Lakes what Northeast is to New England

you can have it

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im a traitor

Murder season is coming. I predict more dead nigs and spics in Chicago than last year. I need to find some betting action on this.

PLYMOUTH
COUNTY IS
BETTER

Does this video make you want to visit Taiwan?
It's just random snips I took over there.
It was my first attempt at video editing and that reverse part at the end is only there to fill 10 seconds until the music starts getting mellow again. Didn't know what else to do.
The song is pretty gay but it was the only song on my hard drive that had somewhat of a fitting tempo and length. Some of the cuts are pretty abrupt though but then after fiddling around I didn't really feel like spending more time on it in the end so I left it at that before having to retime every clip again.


youtube.com/watch?v=5laqOVjS84k


Open for feedback and criticism!!! I know my /cum/buds will be harsh and honest.

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I think we will be able to civilize the land

don't remind me

canada isn't a real country

gee what a shithole, its like poormans japan

This is the second time I've sen you post this and I have literally no idea what you are talking about. I don't give two shits about Plymouth

footfag

what why
just send mike myers after them
looks interesting but maybe call it something other than "art". if you want to make people interested in the place maybe call it something like "glimpses of taiwan" or "glimpses of [cool nickname taiwan has]

drank a handle of vodka
cant handle this anymore

Congrats on the promotion lad

this actually looks good

>giving it (you)'s

Thank you

been in /brit/ a lot

>he fell for the "meme magic" meme

EDGE DETECTED
*DOGES BLAD*
*DRAWS PLYMOUTH ROCK*
*PARRIES UR 2ND STRIKE*
*HOLLER AT THE TOP OF MY VOCAL RANGE*
PLYMOUTH COUNTY
IS BETTER

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Making some sopa

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It is Japan's little bastard child after all.

yes, i like them

just uploaded it 4u, it's unlisted as well

wish i had more motivation to do things like get a gf, pass all my classes, make friends, etc

if it inspires you to get those female #s post in even luso if u must

gay

Gtfo here you weren't invited

Who here /sorethroat/

>picks one of the most plebian Tswift songs

Nap time

what's your favorite?

Take antidepressants

it's this change in weather