How do you seriously damage a car?

How do you seriously damage a car?

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If you want to brick it, drain the oil and the radiator and go for a drive. Engine will literally just fucking break.

Revolution in Petrograd usually does the trick.

Get yourself a can of deep woods off.
Spray car.
wait 24 hours
laugh as the paint peels itself off.

Sand in the petrol tank.

men's shave gel works fucking amazing for this
>ask me how I know

110 octane racing fuel is better fam

how

Because you shave your car before fucking it, you sick bastard.
And it's not even 4 years old, you goddamned pedo

driving off a cliff seems to do the trick

i just want low key shit stuff that give me time to run away should i just buy a fuel and burn it?

Potato in exhaust pipe

really?

Internally or externally?

give me both

>be me
>in highschool
>crush hard on a grill
>she drives maroon honda accord hatchback
>night before her birthday
>grab some crap to "tp" her car with buddy
>buddy too lame to go, reads shave gel and says something about damaging the paint
>ignore his lazy basement dwelling ass
>decorate car with happy birthday shit
>she comes to school pissed as fucking hell
>oh shit nigger
>ask her what's wrong, cop to doing car
>says that's not why she's mad and the car needed to be painted anyway
>never talk again

the irony is 4 years after college (8 after H.S.) she really wanted to see me, she'd moved out into some small town and dropped some kids so I met her for coffee and she'd turned into a fucking landwhale.

your dad is going to know it was you

Clogs the many filters. Mostly the sock filter in the tank.
Shit teir advice
He wants to "seriously" damage a car, not have the fuel filter changed and gas tank drained.

Sugar in gas tank
Holes in the radiator

Yeah but you would need like a stick to push it far in the pipe and it needs to be really tight

how about telling it it's a bad seed, will never amount to anything and whipping it with a belt while it's growing up?

I don't even drive so I ain't got a fucking clue.

is this why you're so mad about a car?

Power steering fluid in a spray bottle. External
Chlorine in the gas tank (run fast) entire car

Coat it with pepper spray. If the car starts the pepper spray will go through the air circulation and it will stick there forever. You can't drive the car after that.

If you really want to ruin it, stick it in a room, then wait one or two billion years. I guarantee that it will be very hard for the owner to ever use it again.

Well it's a good thing you felt qualified to give advice about shit you have no idea about. You got a great future ahead of you. Politics maybe?

Lmao

> drain nearly all oil or hole in oil filter
> expanding foam in exaust pipe
> sugar in tank( blocks injectors etc)
> brake fluid on bodywork
> light blowtorch throw into car maybe under seat

>sugar
Cars have many filters.

grenade

two grenades if you're really mad

filters that sugar will imediately clog. learn2 fuel system

chainsaw

two chainsaws if you're really mad

I did. Previously posted. It's not hard changing a sock filter in the tank. Lern to really car

i like this got any more ideas like this

hammer

two hammers if you're really mad

sugar or honey in a gas tank

>shave your car before fucking it, you sick bastard

correct

>should i just buy a fuel and burn it?

what are you an alcohol user?

banana in the tailpipe

pic related

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Thermite on hood.

ps, it ruins the banana too bonus

dude im running out of time i have like 6 hours to do it and this might be my only chance its 1.59 am here and the car is right infront of me its all dark not a single soul i might just fucking go up to it and burn it

Put gas in the sugar tank.

Yes
> any type of silicon inc spray etc in air intake will damage 02 ( lamda) sensors and they're pretty expensive

...

If you had more time, I'd give you sticky bomb blueprints

Sad story, bro

Do not do anything that will blow up the car

good call. be sure to smile for the surveilance cameras. Which ones? Where? that's the beauty of it - you don't know who has the camera that can capture it. is it this business? that house? no telling.

>buy soap on a rope tomorrow

Trips Check'd
O2 sensors not expensive for me. Like $70. Easy to replace. The fuck kind of car u driving user

cars burn all the time around my neighborhood it's probably the least obvious way

the easiest way to burn it down would be to start a fire inside of the car btw

>non car owners detected.
Read thread first retards. Have you ever done it?

give me molotov bluepritns instead and i'll fuking do it

Still 2x 02 sensor $140 just from a bit of silicon its a pretty good sabotage also
> cut abs sensor cables 4x abs sensor parts and labour getting an expensive day for like 5 mins of sabotaging

>Blueprints for a bottle of liquid

use the google it is your friend (and leaves an electronic bread crumb straight to you)

Why are you trying to trash this person's car anyway? what'd they do to you?