Hello Sup Forums? You get 3 wishes but I can't kill anyone, I can't make anyone fall in love...

Hello Sup Forums? You get 3 wishes but I can't kill anyone, I can't make anyone fall in love, and I can't being people back from the dead.

I'd like a lot of money, say about $23 million tax-free.

I'd like good health and youth, say about 22 years of age.

I'll save the third wish, thanks.

I wish for a better genie

1. I wish you could bring people back from the dead
2. I want my precious baby girl back...

1. I want non white people to be turned white
2. want the fresh whites to be cultured like whitey
3. you're free genie

I wish for an assasin that will kill anyone i want

I wish for unlimited hot wings

I wish for unlimited amount of weed

>wish for a rope
>wish for a chair
>wish for a hearty shove

Are you building a swing?

I wish for your freedom.

For my first wish I want infinite wishes

1. A bigger penis
2. Better social skills
3. To be really fit

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ayy lmao its not suicide if an external force pushes u.
btfo god

I wish i could get dubs

>I wish I had an infinite supply of LSD, Marijuana, Peyote, Shrooms, and a plethora of other good drugs
>I wish I was on a life-long space voyage exploring the universe in a hyper advanced starcruiser (whatever that means)
>I wish the genie free

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish for robin williams to stay dead

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

1. Unlimited money

2. Ability to play any instrument I want really really well

3. Ability to freeze time with the snap of my fingers.

Please work. I know it won't but I need it to work

Make me happy

I wish i could wish a wish wishing that whish will come true wish.

10 billion dollars (certain things I want cost more than a billion

Video game powers like leveling up xp and choosing new skills

An unlimited amount of money ( cheat mode wish)

That's mean. I don't like you. You're a mean person

I wish everyone forgot about me
I wish all evidence of my existence was gone
I wish i were dead

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i wish op weren't such a fag he decided "lol lemme write 5 hILARIOUS responses to myself"

1. Hitler won
2. No tuskan raiders and vine swingers
3. Free genie

God-tier anime

Doesn't everyone wish it would work

I'm not a monster. I'm a failure.

Wish 1 would be for Money I'd want 60 million dollars.
Wish 2 would be to have like a "Healing Factor" similar to like Wolverine where I would never get sick and never age.
Wish 3 I would want to look like an extremely attractive Woman. the the picture I have in my head of the perfect woman I would want to resemble that

I wish I had a million dollars

I want all the Muslims to be thrown off rooftops by other Muslims who think they're not Muslim enough.

I want to push the last one off the roof.

Then, I want a cigarette.

>A wallet with a daily regenerating relative currency valued at 500 USD
>Immortality
>One random female in the world to also receive the same benefits I did from my first two wishes

the game is on bitch

Like the way you think.
But id be a futa, not female or male. Like an actual woman with a fantastic dick.
Plus more money!!!!!

I wish to be in a notch above peak human form (health, strength, perception, endurance, charisma, intelligence, and agility)

I wish for the ability to heal (both myself and others) back to perfect health instantly.

I wish for the ability to teleport myself and anyone/anything I'm touching to anywhere I desire without the risk of any dangers that might entail.

feelsbadman :^(

1. A gun
2. A tank
3. make it so police or anybody else can't do shit to me if I kill people

I Wish
1. Everything I do is done perfectly and better than anyone else before.
2. I want that 5 years from now, I'll be recognised, and mark history.
3. Get an alien spacecraft, which I can use to travel (space or earth) and doesn't need fuel or maintenance.

1. Infinite money
2. Infinte wisdom
3. Immortal

1. Ability to time travel
2. Always be in excellent physical condition.
3. Your freedom

wish i could grant wishes for myself with no strings and i keep my free will

i don't want to spoil it if you haven't seen it yet, but...


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that's pretty much what johan's trying to do

Oh... ill give it a watch before then.

- to be a half blood saiyan ( and get all the abilities)
- Don't need to train to get fit or get stronger
- have 1cent which doubles everyday for 2months, in my bank account.

3. you did not wish the ability to unfreeze time therefore the world is stuck forever if you snap your fingers.

That's not even that much money you fucking idiot

I wish I was better at drawing, both traditional and digital.

I wish I could get rid of my Eustacian Tube Dysfuntion and any other physical ailments that are bothering me.

And I wish my friend didn't turn into a tranny SJW.

1. economy crash your billion dollars become worthless.
2. you get the ability to level up but you have to grind for an eternity.
3. you didn't specify a currency so you get unlimited Zimbabwe money which is now defunct and no longer hold any value.

1. I wish my gfs dad would let me date her
2. I wish I wasnt such a faggot moron
3. I wish fur threads didnt exist

I wish everyone would visit this thread: I wish everyone would post in this thread: I wish everyone would love this thread:

2. You will now have to live in the fear that some secret organisation or government will try to kidnap you in under to study your healing factor.

1. Unlimited wishes.
Don't need the other two.

But what if you just wished for an on/off switch to feel high whenever you wanted

Is everyone on here a retarded druggie?

I wish for the powers of necromancy, pheromone control and power word die.
There you go, I got all three things you couldn't do all in one neat package.

1. you have the ability to time travel (second by second)

I wish for all the bad things in life to happen to you, and only to you.

1. your gun have no bullet
2. your tank have no fuel or electricity.
3. you are trapped inside the tank so the police or anybody else can't do shit.

I want to fuck my real dad! Please OP!!

Some of us like the process of going up and down, rather than having the availability of a switch for it

Honey, it's past your bedtime

A million bux.

A spaceship.

Augmented vision.

I want the ability to magically heal myself from any ailment or injury.

I want a device that can stop and resume time. I wanna take more naps.

Last wish, I wish I had two more wishes.

i want a bigger butthole.

Kek'd so hard I start coughing

I wish I wasn't banned anymore

Started*

Tell me about it, I got banned for posting literal child porno. That ban doesn't ever end...

How long ago? No party van yet?

I think a year ago. No party van, I was just being insolent. It was a try to get banned thread. People started flipping their shots. I don't watch it truly.

Damn dude that's shitty. I just posted the Mr. Hands gif. But the mods were on a banning streak that day anyway. At least they took down like 7 Andy six threads.

but then life has no meaning

Nah it's cool, it's not the first ban and it won't be the last. If you haven't been banned from Sup Forums you're a fucking normie

1.) I'd like to have the ability to shape shift into my idea of an ideal body whenever I wanted that would last until the next transformation.

2.) I'd also like the ability to grant and remove eternal life to whoever I wanted, and not just to humans

3.) Enough financial stability to afford not only a house and a car, but also my groceries and hobbies for as long as I live (which I would do for centuries until I felt that I've lived a long and fulfilling life with those I've loved)