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Don't care about politics, all I want to do is talk about willies and bums and poo and slags and chebs edition

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> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

just booked a table at the pub
taking my own pint glass

Imagining how angry and sweaty you must be, your big meaty paws slapping autistically against the keyboard

Creasing

have you tried 'kill all the poor'?

jewish gf sent me this

thought i'd take a stroll down reddit lane today

Lads you should try spinning a fidget spinner on ur urethra it's really good

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

Rate

off for a shower soon

then brush my teeth

then climb in to bed

then read for a bit

then fall asleep slowly

then wake up to the clamorous alarm clock at 7am

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

someone remind me to get the 'zza out in 15 minutes por favor

youtube.com/watch?v=y009W-4WYTw

getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

>tfw no jewess gf

shall do if i remember x

>buying yourself something on christmas

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

7am is but a dream

4:30 here

What happened to the janitorial staff
Use to be here 24/7 now nothing
Not happy

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

> It's not just Yanks. all the JFs desperate to fit in on here spam our gimmicks without REALLY understanding what they are!

> FUCKING cringe when they get involved in North/South banter...

FUCKING THIS
A child in today's world will run you 250k from 1-18. That also doesn't account for all of those middle to upper middle class kids whose free loading baby boomer parents handed their future over to the state to decide because they were too busy blowing their wads on this week's dinner party or next month's spring charity event.

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/axe-attack-bijou-nightclub-salford-12903208

someone was hit with an axe in the runtclub i sometimes post

love when JFs jump on the north/south banter train cos they universally side with the south. It's like they sense the superiority even from half way across the world

When's the next France attack, lads

Lads, Christmas bonus posting keeps the Yanks away so keep doing it

My parents were poor as shit an had 8 kids, fuck up

It's happening now mate, Macron just got elected

genuinely bit bored of the way rorkes claim to speak for certain countries

this is a great day for france, breaking the populist trend and electing someone with policies that will actually improve things for the country

22nd May.

t. person on the inside

had a curry LAST NIGHT and my hands still smell like it

>northern people
Oxymoron

>Don't care about politics, all I want to do is talk about willies and bums and poo and slags and chebs

literally me
not even kidding

gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

me in the back, second from the right

to reduce some of the vitriol i feel may be aimed towards me:
i am english, i lived in england until very recently, and furthermore i lived in North/South ergo i am fully qualified to take part in relevant "banter"

spotted a london paki

any tights man in

would laugh if macron got beheaded

> love when JFs jump on the north/south banter train cos they universally side with the south. It's like they sense the superiority even from half way across the world

patrician

I jump in and support whatever side looks to be losing steam to keep the argument rolling, more oft than not an argument I began myself
You're all just pawns in my grand game

>Louvre behind Macron with his head at the top

KINO

do you live in auckland now? why are you in nz?

>would laugh if macron got beheaded

>not respecting a democratic vote
blimey

>8 kids
>poor

It's like they really are niggers with orange hair and translucent skin

phwoar don't mind the one on the right
don't mind that at all

yeh, agree. i think it's the only time northerners and southerners actually laugh together

Voting is not a legitimate form of protest
The people of France have spoken and Le Pen is the rightful president

literal Illuminati globalist iconography lad

youtube.com/watch?v=hSSTDEWZF2o

>sign language man
>no english subtitles
Are they taking the piss?

they arrested some more turrists earlier this week

edition.cnn.com/2017/05/02/europe/france-terrorism-arrests/

I'd say, at one point or another, every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn!

name 3 policies of Macroon that will be improve france

He's probably severely sunburnt and it's nearing winter x

>Ermm, I didn't realise you were a virgin user..

fucking state of this arrogant self-interested kiwi cunt.

No one cares gay yankboy

Sucks to ur mum cunt

Can we talk about France and not why Brexit gave the left what it needed to fight back?

wash your hands with soap and then rub the back of a stainless steel spoon all over them while holding them under the flowing water

imagine being french right now hahahaha

love emptying me arse

I-i-i've been saving it for someone very special....

he rivals the german cuck for the worst poster here

youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8

howling

everything employment related is good
shame he's anti nationalist

hmm, looks like the poms are whinging again

*closes tab*

Looks like a Uni of Notts hall room

no near wellington
came here on holiday to do christmas with gf's kiwi family, then events arose and now im not welcome at home
so now i live with the gf in a house obtained through nepotism and sleep all day while she works like the ant she is

'course mate

lol how is he going to get anything passed when he has no legislative support

Yeah and I didn't realise you were 35 until we got into this lighting haha

cutting corporate taxes
reducing unnecessary and damaging worker's rights
investing in the public sector

does it mate? does it really?

fascinating

Oh but I'm not!

*pulls out inflatable waifu*

>Ermm, I didn't realise you were a vegan user

Is it the Leaf with a proxy? Posts exactly the same.

Nah ur the worst by default as you're a yank

someone hacked my Yelp account and changed my name to Walksquite Limply

...

...

>tfw have the virgin limp

BIG

bit sad that I'm looking forward to work in the morning so I can socialise again. Don't have any mates

apsolute state of this thread

> then events arose and now im not welcome at home

explain

are you not getting a job there either?

Are you the butch one or is she? Who munches whose fanny - do you take turns? Do you scissor? Use a strap on?

>and sleep all day while she works like the ant she is

Genuine kek

he's definitely not english. hope he gets arse cancer, the boring cunt

Pretty funny name ngl

How do I stab myself in the heart?

all australians should be killed

same
when i get there i hate it though, it's all women talking about their soaps but i pretend to like it because there's nothing else

Family found out she's a lezzer and kicked her out

Any of them 2bh

the ASO that slag on the left's hairline
parabens in hygenics were a mistake

saw a video of some bloke try to shoot his heart with a shotgun while he was sitting at a table
not a pretty sight