Don't care about politics, all I want to do is talk about willies and bums and poo and slags and chebs edition
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> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
screeching
just booked a table at the pub
taking my own pint glass
Imagining how angry and sweaty you must be, your big meaty paws slapping autistically against the keyboard
Creasing
have you tried 'kill all the poor'?
jewish gf sent me this
thought i'd take a stroll down reddit lane today
Lads you should try spinning a fidget spinner on ur urethra it's really good
> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
screeching
Rate
off for a shower soon
then brush my teeth
then climb in to bed
then read for a bit
then fall asleep slowly
then wake up to the clamorous alarm clock at 7am
> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
screeching
someone remind me to get the 'zza out in 15 minutes por favor
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getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads
> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
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>tfw no jewess gf
shall do if i remember x
>buying yourself something on christmas
> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
screeching
7am is but a dream
4:30 here
What happened to the janitorial staff
Use to be here 24/7 now nothing
Not happy
> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
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> It's not just Yanks. all the JFs desperate to fit in on here spam our gimmicks without REALLY understanding what they are!
> FUCKING cringe when they get involved in North/South banter...
FUCKING THIS
A child in today's world will run you 250k from 1-18. That also doesn't account for all of those middle to upper middle class kids whose free loading baby boomer parents handed their future over to the state to decide because they were too busy blowing their wads on this week's dinner party or next month's spring charity event.
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someone was hit with an axe in the runtclub i sometimes post
love when JFs jump on the north/south banter train cos they universally side with the south. It's like they sense the superiority even from half way across the world
When's the next France attack, lads
Lads, Christmas bonus posting keeps the Yanks away so keep doing it
My parents were poor as shit an had 8 kids, fuck up
It's happening now mate, Macron just got elected
genuinely bit bored of the way rorkes claim to speak for certain countries
this is a great day for france, breaking the populist trend and electing someone with policies that will actually improve things for the country
22nd May.
t. person on the inside
had a curry LAST NIGHT and my hands still smell like it
>northern people
Oxymoron
>Don't care about politics, all I want to do is talk about willies and bums and poo and slags and chebs
literally me
not even kidding
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>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!
me in the back, second from the right
to reduce some of the vitriol i feel may be aimed towards me:
i am english, i lived in england until very recently, and furthermore i lived in North/South ergo i am fully qualified to take part in relevant "banter"
spotted a london paki
any tights man in
would laugh if macron got beheaded
> love when JFs jump on the north/south banter train cos they universally side with the south. It's like they sense the superiority even from half way across the world
patrician
I jump in and support whatever side looks to be losing steam to keep the argument rolling, more oft than not an argument I began myself
You're all just pawns in my grand game
>Louvre behind Macron with his head at the top
KINO
do you live in auckland now? why are you in nz?
>would laugh if macron got beheaded
>not respecting a democratic vote
blimey
>8 kids
>poor
It's like they really are niggers with orange hair and translucent skin
phwoar don't mind the one on the right
don't mind that at all
yeh, agree. i think it's the only time northerners and southerners actually laugh together
Voting is not a legitimate form of protest
The people of France have spoken and Le Pen is the rightful president
literal Illuminati globalist iconography lad
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>sign language man
>no english subtitles
Are they taking the piss?
they arrested some more turrists earlier this week
I'd say, at one point or another, every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn!
name 3 policies of Macroon that will be improve france
He's probably severely sunburnt and it's nearing winter x
>Ermm, I didn't realise you were a virgin user..
fucking state of this arrogant self-interested kiwi cunt.
No one cares gay yankboy
Sucks to ur mum cunt
Can we talk about France and not why Brexit gave the left what it needed to fight back?
wash your hands with soap and then rub the back of a stainless steel spoon all over them while holding them under the flowing water
imagine being french right now hahahaha
love emptying me arse
I-i-i've been saving it for someone very special....
he rivals the german cuck for the worst poster here
everything employment related is good
shame he's anti nationalist
hmm, looks like the poms are whinging again
*closes tab*
Looks like a Uni of Notts hall room
no near wellington
came here on holiday to do christmas with gf's kiwi family, then events arose and now im not welcome at home
so now i live with the gf in a house obtained through nepotism and sleep all day while she works like the ant she is
'course mate
lol how is he going to get anything passed when he has no legislative support
Yeah and I didn't realise you were 35 until we got into this lighting haha
cutting corporate taxes
reducing unnecessary and damaging worker's rights
investing in the public sector
does it mate? does it really?
fascinating
Oh but I'm not!
*pulls out inflatable waifu*
>Ermm, I didn't realise you were a vegan user
Is it the Leaf with a proxy? Posts exactly the same.
Nah ur the worst by default as you're a yank
someone hacked my Yelp account and changed my name to Walksquite Limply
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>tfw have the virgin limp
BIG
bit sad that I'm looking forward to work in the morning so I can socialise again. Don't have any mates
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> then events arose and now im not welcome at home
explain
are you not getting a job there either?
Are you the butch one or is she? Who munches whose fanny - do you take turns? Do you scissor? Use a strap on?
>and sleep all day while she works like the ant she is
Genuine kek
he's definitely not english. hope he gets arse cancer, the boring cunt
Pretty funny name ngl
How do I stab myself in the heart?
all australians should be killed
same
when i get there i hate it though, it's all women talking about their soaps but i pretend to like it because there's nothing else
Family found out she's a lezzer and kicked her out
Any of them 2bh
the ASO that slag on the left's hairline
parabens in hygenics were a mistake
saw a video of some bloke try to shoot his heart with a shotgun while he was sitting at a table
not a pretty sight