ITT: We act like 10-13 year olds, I'll start.
> hey man wanna walk 2 the gas station?
> we can get a can of arizona and smoke this bud i stole from my parents bedroom
> if you want we can play halo at my house after, my mom is getting publix chicken tenders for dinner
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>we can get a can of arizona and smoke this bud i stole from my parents bedroom
Go home.
Tell parents.
Parents call Child services.
Wave bye to nigger as CPS drives away with him.
Nigga eat shit.
you must have had a lot of friends when you were a kid huh
on foe nem grave lets hop inna whip and pop opps on 79th
So regular Sup Forums then?
>hey all my 10-13 year old peers
>you know how we have nothing to do during summer break?
>check out this website I found called Sup Forums
I was doing acid at 12 you fucking pussy.
That will fuck you up for the rest of your life.
Hope you're enjoying it.
>Any of us will feel greater in the future
what is that? hey look at this video my brother showed me
> get on big vacuum tube monitor
> go on newgrounds/ebaumsworld
youtube.com
i went on Sup Forums, its pretty gay
i heard of acid, dude. Fuck you, i heard its the same as triple Cs and ive done those plenty of times
Well I'm 21 now with no signs of any mental illness. I guess D.A.R.E was full of shit.
But then again, I am on Sup Forums
When I was 10 I wasn't black.
You know that old man up the road who's always outside looking at us?
You can tell him to suck your dick, and he will. Free blowjob. I'm going first.
Sup Forums?
> yahoo search Sup Forums over internet explorer
> goes on Sup Forums
I'm 12 and what is this?
nice computer dude
the one who always has popsicles covered in frost that taste like pedialyte?
i never went on Sup Forums before, isnt that like rotten dot com or nothingtoxic? sites like that you can only see pictures like this or pain olympics
Oh my god bro, search "the jetsons" on yahoo and turn safe search off
Does anyone wanna throw rocks at cars?
You're also a giant faggot LOL
sure, but let's also light this can of hairspray on fire and see if it explodes
dude that's nothing, you should watch the hbo channel late at night...but keep cartoon network on the "back button" trust me
>publix chicken tenders
Sandwich
You put them in the sandwich with honey mustard. You do this all the time. You don't do anything else. You have royally pissed me right the fuck off you little shit.
OP Is a Florida fag 100% and I Kekd.
I peel the fried bread and skin off my publix chicken and eat the meat on the inside. Dipped in ketchup.
Yeah mon
You're 100% right, Broward County
I do this with my dick
No sign of how different you would be had you not dropped acid while at peak levels of spacial growth of the brain?
What sign do you think you'd find? Obviously you would have no idea what you're missing...
But if you claim that you are a perfect individual in every sense then I guess maybe it did nothing, or it changed you for the better.
Lucky Mr Perfect!
Say hi to your wife.
what is this kid talking about?
>skips scout meeting and goes to the local public toilets to get fucked by dirty old men again..hopefully that cop comes back
Is this a new neo-noir masterpiece or just pretentious garbage?
Bump
do you guys wanna have a sleepover? first one to fall asleep gets pissed on
>stumbles out of the toilet block, grinning ear to ear and straightening up his uniform
>uniform
See this post for context
>Wanna come round mine and drink some of my dad's beer
>We can also wank to the hot girls FB for school
>Play COD after
lol sup hey man wanna come browse Sup Forums with me? xD it's this hidden epic site on darkweb
i was using wet wipes to clean my dick once and it felt really good, then my friend told me you can just spit in your hand and that works too
Woao, have done exactly the same with my best friend during 12 - 15.
Now I get melancolico, thanks user.
I got molested by a teacher when I was 11 A LOT.
haha hey man is that the guy from malcom in the middle? I love that show
nice, my Science teacher has big boobs
Okay cool. My teacher was a man in his early 50's.
> we can get a can of arizona and smoke this bud i stole from my parents bedroom
>wait at least 2 hours to have normal eyes.
>go home, mom ask : "wtf happen to your eyes?"
>me, you : worst excuse ever.
> Be me
> Have sleepover with friends
> Bring over fat kid who has no friends because we feel bad for him
> He falls asleep first
> I piss on his crotch so he thinks he wet the bed
> Mom wakes us in morning for breakfast
> He is in a panicked state
> Trying to hold back laughter as he stuffs his shit in his bag
> "Hey, want to stick around for breakfast?"
> "No no I have to go"
> Fat pisslord scuttling down street with poorly packed bag .gif
> Eat a nice breakfast and go about my day
What was the excuse?
Hey guys does anyone have the serial number for Macromedia Flash 8 Professional? I'm trying to make a webtoon and my 30 day trial expired (same with the FLash MX trial). I don't have enough money to buy it.
If you can please p.m. it to me, thanks.
have you tried downloading it on limewire or pirate bay?
Sure, but then I gotta go to my gf house, gunna get laid again. She goes to another school so you probably don't know her.
I heard limewire gives you viruses and my mom doesn't let me download torrents. Plus I don't want the government knocking on my door lol.
all you have to do is click on the button at the top and hit "inprivate browsing" and the government or anyone cant see what youre doing on the internet
i dont have any weed but i have my brothers pipe and if you hit it for a while it still gets you high
>Smoke n sniff pills
>grope a sexual damaged slut
...
Man I miss Halo
want to come over and try to beat it on legendary?
actually, acid wouldn't have affected him that much. Stuff like weed or alcohol would, even tobacco. But acid, acid just makes your brain do stuff that it's already doing. He would have ended up fine.
>Yo I just got that new game, Left 4 Dead 2. It's really fun man. I like being the charger.
is that an rpg? i like rpg games like Morrowind,
It's kinda like runescape except with zombies
are you talking about medievil? thats ps1 bro
#karatekid
>be me
>be 13
>No interwebz
>Played a lot of morrowind on OG xbox
>Jerk off to paper porn
>no smokin dank
>cigs occasionally
>GTA vice city pretty cool.
>setting fires in alley
>Thought slipknot and korn were cool.
>It's another day in the slums of Newhaven. East sussex's deadliest ghetto
>Get up wearing my freshest tracky
>ride around popping wheelies with the crew
>after night fall pool our money together to buy cream cheese, butter, hard candies, eggs, and whatever else we can buy to throw stuff at houses and wipe over cars in our own neightbour hood.
Gotta love shitting on your own doorstep
> (OP)
Got a long one for yous
>Be me
>Be 13
>A friend and I heard about some old bunker in the city we live in
>Friend tells me its haunted
>Ghostbusters feeling coming up
>LetsExploreThatBitch.mpeg
>We grab our arsenal of Nerfguns for protection and head in
>Arrive
>Its an overground bunker that was used for a while after the war as a storagespace/art gallery
>Run down, grown over and generally looks like a crack den
>Front door wide open
>Lets do this mofos
>We both load our nerfs and head in
>Dark AF
>Turn on flashlight
>The place is basicly as filthy as you would imagine a place thats been empty for 20+ years in an ok part of a big city
>Smells of piss, shit and other bodily excretions
>Head further in
>See a door
>Open the door
>Room is full of bottles and smells even worse than the rest of the bunker
>In the middle lies the most filthy and disgusting looking hobo in all of fucking germany
>Me and my friend both scream and start firing our nerfs at the guy
>He wakes up and stands up amids our hail of foam
>Starts stumbling towards us screaming incomprehensible shit at us
>FuckThisShit.webm
>Bolt for my fucking life
>Never ran that fucking fast and long ever again
>My home was a good mile away from the bunker
>arrive home totally out of breath
>Mom asks what we were doing and why were so done
>Nerf stuff ya know
>Go into my room with my friend and play smash on my GC
>Never told anyone about the hobo in the bunker
Pic related: That's the place a few years back.
