California cop. AMA

California cop. AMA

Ever kill a nigger?

Nope

Aww :(

Just a standard beat cop, I suppose? Or more specialized?

Tomorrow is a new day.

Haha just a regular cop I guess.

I'm 19, living in San Diego County. Should I become a cop?

If I crash into a cop will I get shot? Or will I get my ass beat? Or will I just owe a big fine

How do you feel about motorcycles

Ever touch a suspect's cock? Ever like it?

No. Be a fireman. Chicks dig firemen.

What's goodie?

What about em?

you ever stolen drugs from someone and smoked them?

what kind of sidearm do you carry and what is your departments preferred ammo?

Just your mom's.

Nah. Not my scene.

Sig p226 .40 Cal. We use federal.

what's the worst crime scene you've seen?
maybe greentext it?

Hm, like if a douche wearing gloves, a helmet, tshirt and shorts wheelied past you, would you be the type to body slam him and take him to jail.
Just realized im high and assuming youre assigned to patrol.
Are you a cruiserdoosh?

HSTs? or just hydra shok? also damn you must be in an extremely rich part. 226s are not cheap. thanks dude and plz kill a nigger

Do they have you doing much simunition training, or at all?

Man who hacked his mom and daughter with hatchet. Daughter was less than a year old.

My old department used them. Current one does not.

I'm probably not gonna catch ya if you're on a motorcycle. So have fun.

Unless it's a street bike and the fucker hits a tree and hopefully dies. All crotchrocket wiggers deserve death.

you were just here, needy fag. did you not have friends in hs?

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Do you follow the blue code of silence? Some scumbag off duty cop broke my window and he never copped to it

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Kill yourself nigger we're asking a pig questions without him shooting us for being scared for his life.

Do cops still give a fuck about weed in Cali anymore?

I'm bored at work again. It's slow.

I never did.

Haven't been put in that situation yet. Not sure.

do you have any green text stories?

Only good cop is one that turns in their badge

How do you like being a police officer?

Hope you die faggot. Like today.

do you side with antifa?

I don't. Haven't for some time, least the last 5 or so. So much has changed. Very difficult to do job effectivly anymore.

Thanks!

Do you hate niggers?

No. They bunch of sissies

Some. Not all.

Fucking boring ass AMA, kill yourself

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ever arrest ice poseidon?

Hard to do this shit on my phone. You're here aren't you? fuck off

How often do you stop niggers for quota and or fun?

I work at night so it's kinda hard to tell what race people are, but most in my beat are black so...there's that

What's changed or is more difficult nowadays?

Hey fuck you, I hook up your kind with fucking free lattes and coffee, the least you can do is fucking type something up that's more than a sentence.

I'll try and do better, just for you. Fag

Admin mainly. Constantly down our necks with BS policies. Media hates us. That kind of thing.

Anal probing faggot pig. Feels nice talking shit to a cop. Hopefully you're not from the 562 area

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They throw that shit away because it's "probably poisoned"

don't shoot me

You call that "talking shit?" Ok..

do you sell off-roster handguns to supplement your income?

What would be example of some of the new bs policies or micromanagement you face in your line of work?

That's why I don't do drive thru. I never get free coffee either so ...

I am so turned on by uniforms that if i'm around a man in uniform I will freeze up and literally be unable to speak.

How do I explain this to cops? It just makes them more suspicious of me, and never, ever goes down well.

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Nah. Have have Glock ,27 for off duty.

Yup, that's why I help out the same dudes that stop by daily, just so they can take time to prepare their coffees, walk out the store and dump it in the street just to do it again the next day. Not worth risking my job tampering drinks for decent people that are cool to talk to.

Timestamp with badge or uniform or something

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hey pig. I'm a member of Antifa. When the time comes you better make the right choice. I bash nazis and I have no problem bashing a fash like you. to everyone else: stay strong comrades.

There's a company that writes policies for departments that is written by attorneys to cover departments asses. They don't give a fuck about reality. Some departments policies are over 700 pages. No way to remember all that shit. So they catch you on shit like that.

lol okay commie

Police explorer Industry sheriff station post 712 whats up sir.

Well we appreciate it. Thank you. Most are dick to us.

Pigs don't trust civs. They're trained to do so. It's in the panflit when you enroll. "Never trust civs" Your loss barista pussy.

Hey what up! I was explorer before I became a cop. Great program.

smells like burnt bacon in here

Go huff some airduster with your squarer pad friends and write sumore nihilist poetry hippie faggot.

I'm kind of glad I changed my mind about becoming a cop. Almost applied to CBP after working on a fed training base as a roleplayer for 5 years. The instructors wanted me to sign up. I know I could do it, but the fucking social stigma nowadays.... sheesh. You gonna try and keep with it, or try something else?

Squater*

Hey man, don't knock airduster.
It's a good buzz.

Eh, I've gone this far (16 years) might as well stick it out another 11 till I hit 50 and I'm done. Retirement is great for us.

Cops lives dont matter. You only exist to serve interests of those who own property. Your existence daily fucks over the working class. Everything cops do good are not specific to police. Everything cops do fucked up, is only done by cops.

Wait, it's my loss hooking up dudes that get bashed on by many people in Southern Cali? Use your fucking brain mate, I'm not trying to make friends with cops, I'm just doing my job and trying to make their work days less shitty with a free cup of joe.

oldfag

>to everyone else: stay strong comrades

I think you're talking to the wrong "everyone else".

I'm not your comrade, friend.

Yup that's me haha

Hey, I visited your station before to file a police report when you guys were hosting some kids halloween thing at your place, took me 2 hours to get to someone

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Why am I $2000 dollars in debt do to marijuana possession because of court fees and diversion courses? Why are pigs so money hungry? Why is the south still living in the 1800's when it comes to pot?

You think we work off commission dipshit? Talk to the courts and your lawyers about that shit. Nothing to do with me.

Hey look at me im an asshole with lots of insecurities that manifested themselves in a desire for authority, because wearing a badge will make up for the time Chad Bigdick held me upside down in a toilet for an entire period and then his friends made me eat two urinal pucks

Ps: ask me about my subjective understanding of the law and how shittily I enforce it

Do you know cops who were hired despite having prior convictions/bad moral standings?

I have a misdemeanor conviction for a non violent crime

Yeah, makes sense. Good luck with all the bullshit, brother.

Dumbest excuses you've heard at a traffic stop/ best traffic stop stories/ things that's made you laugh at traffic stops.

Used to date the daughter of the chief of police. He said if you can make cops laugh at a traffic stop you're pretty much free to go. How true is this?

Some things are automatically disqualifications. What we're you convicted of?

It's your loss for them pouring it on the street everyday, and them calling you a barista pussy hipster behind your back everytime they walk out of your faggot friendly california socialist owned coffee shop. How soft are your hands btw?

Appreciate it. Thanks.

Just want to say thanks for your service, even though nobody likes cops.