Can we get a penis reaction thread going?

can we get a penis reaction thread going?

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at least those micro dicks have no problem getting hard and they can cum in seconds after some rabbit-humpin' fuckery.

> be me
> 6.5 inches when hard
> not a porn snake
> still I need cuddling and touching to get full way erected
> many woman lose their drive if you not present them a hard bone just from kissing
> me not liky depending on womyn feeling
> and I need 20 min at least of intense pounding to blow my load
> many women cannot stand that longer than 5 min and skip

To sum it up: I can see where having a micro dick may have benefits.

who's the girl?

Rubbery Dolla aka Flesh Silicona.

It's a RealDoll.

fuck that is a good looking realdoll

You sound like a fagoot, keep fapping to traps on here pretending you're not gay.

>You sound like a fagoot
how come?

Agreed, that is impressive. Not in the uncanny valley that I can tell in the least.

It shouldn't take anywhere near that much effort, maybe you're just not experienced enough. The alternative is that you are just repressing the fact that you are gay, maybe you could easily get it up with a dude.

no, I am just shy af

when being in a longer relationship, things go much quicker.

but I am talking about ONS

I've heard a previous fuck buddy mention that big dicks don't usually get as hard, that they are usually more like a fluffy full sponge except in some rare cases.

And as 5 incher, I can pound as hard as I (she) likes. Sometimes chicks like to get nailed hard and it's much more convenient with a smallfag. Generally girls have to get worked up to and used to a bigger dick, and they do get stretched out and used to them over a short period (usually).

oh, it's getting hard. but only if the goal is right ahead.

Have you ever had your doc check your testosterone levels?

>testosterone levels
what does this have to do with my personality?
do your parents know that you are at the interwebs again?

Quite a lot actually. I was actually trying to give a bit of potentially good advice. Young guys shouldn't have any trouble fucking.

> says the 30 yo virgin

There's nothing wrong with user, just the perception that porn has created that (some) people don't need a real connection to initiate sex. Pussies are always wet and Dicks are always massive and rock hard.

Not everyone is the same, some people need physical contact and emotional connection to have sex. Men included.

It's true. I am 8 inches and need a ring to get fully hard. It needs alot of blood and unless I get blown before sex it's hard to get and maintain a good erection

Thanks for chiming in. I know it's all anecdotal, but still.

I am a bit below 8 inches, around 19.5cm but I get as hard as a rock. Srsly. Although my heart is a bit enlarged and I've got high blood pressure because of it. Also, I am a grower, meaning my dick gets like 2.5x larger when its hard.

On a side note it usually takes me upwards of 5min to cum when I decide i want to.

Forgot to mention. Once the vag gets too wet and loose (and every one does no matter the initial size) maintaining an erection is hard. Like really hard.

How about girth? I'd imagine total volume makes a difference.

Interesting bit about the blood pressure/heart stuff.

re: growing I bet that's a winner in the bedroom when you surprise a chick.

kek

How old are you? I'm 34 and when I was 16-25 I had no issues

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Girth is not bad, Haven't realy measured. It may be a bit less than length, but honestly im not sure.

Blood pressure is a real thing. I am more suited for colder climates, and can go out in -20 with just a wool coat jeans, leather shoes and a bit thicker socks for hours without a problem, but when summer comes, nosebleeds are almost daily.

I usually get hard well before pants go down. It is afterwards that they get surprised. One girl thought I was using a penis enhancing drug.

Turning 24 next month... aaaand scared my dick will gradually stop working by the time im 40. Fuck.

For a second I didn't see the phone in his hands. Had a hearty laugh.

Lmao yea my phone is the same color as the wall

Take care of yourself now and you've likely got little to worry about. Don't become a fat fuck and stay mobile (movement is medicine). And fuck it, the drugs out there are pretty awesome with minimal side effects. But that brings up a point. Can you even take Cialis or Viagra with the BP issue?

Jesus your dick is pretty goddamn impressive, and also illustrates another problem: Finding a chick who can reliably deepthroat is hard. Most are sucking the first 4 inches and jacking the rest.

OTOH, still sucks to see your dick engulfed in a chick's hand, even if she can take you in whole with no issue.

My wife is getting better. Last couple months she has been trying hard to do it. I do like blowjobs much more when I'm not fully hard though, feels good when she can go deep

what do chicks prefer, rock solid or a bit soft?

Rock hard it seems. Females think hardness has to do with them and don't understand some dudes need a little work to get hard. But that's nothing new because females make everything about them

Shit, if you could figure out what women wanted you'd be typing this shit from your private space yacht modeled after Space Battleship Yamato.

Depends on the chick, her preference, her past experience, the day, the hour, her mood, phase of the moon, quantum entanglement, etc.

As long as there's some spoof in those bollocks, I'd suck his cock.

>ywn know the feel of your whole dick in a girls mouth

>spoof in those bollocks
English is a beautiful language

I want a longer penis..

Although I noticed since I started working and deadlifting after a year, I measured my penis to be surprised with being 5'3 and 5'3 girth, meaning I probably didn't reach my potential in getting hard until I started boosting my testosterone.

Is there any actual methods to increase the length of the penis? I am satisfied with my girth, although I would like my dick to be longer, it pokes put just beyond a toilet roll tube and just above when I cup it with two hands, girls say it's good but I don't think so

Forgot to say I could only ever reach 5 inches by 5 girth before I started lifting, and I grew another .3 inches (I think I just didn't reach my potential until my test boosted)

manual stretching works but over a long period of time, and you gotta be very careful

Nothing reliably or safe. I'd rather have a working little dick than a floppy useless slightly less little dick.

what this user said. A bunch of internet bro science on this but no real research. I'd be careful.

>and you gotta be very careful
This 100%.
My dick was 4.6 inches, was pretty fucking reckless with stretching, physically bruised my dick from the amount of stretching, and now I'm about 4.1 inch.
I'd imagine it'd probably work, but I was pretty excited to try something to potentially get muh dick growing any amount.
Either try jelqing (That's a legitimate term), or learn how to either finger a woman, or eat her out.

I had a similar experience like you. Before I started lifting I could barely grow a beard and a year into lifting I went from peach fuzz @ 22yo to a full beard.

My balls also get bigger along with my dick by about .45 inches.

I honestly think penis length and girth lacks in the average male who don't do work to achieve higher testosterone.

Working out has been like natural viagra for me and i'm constantly horny and hard.

I combined it with no fap for 2 weeks and cured my dead dick I used to experience from the death grip I used everyday.

Now I fap every 4 days, (I read testosterone peaks at the 4th day after an extensive week of working out)

Ever since doing this I no longer get flaccid during sex. I've increased my stamina during sex or fapping, and can also go rounds.

Legit, when I used to fap everyday i'd be physically weak, (my deadlifts increased by 40k in 4 weeks), my erections would be thin and soft and i'd last under 10 minutes.

But this is my experience

What is your ethnicity, race?

I once bruised my dick from fapping, and now I have a giant purple vein that holds more blood, (according to my doctor), it felt like it made me flaccid for a while, until it healed

Want an easy cure to limp dick and reach your full potential in getting hard?

Drink more water.

I drink about 3 litres a day, (depends on your height) and my dick has never been more hard.

I used to take creatine when I worked out and was a great responder. I remember the first time I took it I responded within seconds, (which is apparantly not meant to happen).

It went straight to my dick and made me rock solid hard, so i continued it. I assume it added extra water to my dick. Up until the effects stopped working and gave me dead dick for some reason, I have no idea why, so I stopped it, and my dick went back to normal and functioned again after some time.

So I started drinking more water, combined with adequate sleep and my erections have never been so fat in my life.

>TL;DR Dehydration causes erectile dysfunction and weak erections. Drink more water than usual, your penis will get fatter, and you'll get slimmer in the process. Profit

Who the fuck came up with the testosterone equals hard erections bullshit?

if anything, the opposite is true. extreme lifting decreases testosterone production provenly and men who have been there never recover.

>extreme lifting
>healthy workout

>body produced testosterone
>injected testosterone

I think there is a difference

Where did you hear this? This is bullshit, you have obviously never lifted a weight in your life or felt how horny you get after a workout.

You're probably thinking of steroids because it shuts down your natural test.

Before I worked out I fapped everyday and could hardly maintain an erection and was completely desensitized to the touch and porn didn't satisfy me. My erections would be weak and pathetic and I would cum on partial semi's

Until I started working out, I now get horny everyday without the dead dick, although I leave it until the saturday to fuck and I can now cum more than once consecutively.

Testosterone is what gave you your balls and dick in the first place, it's the very same reason why females get enlarged clits on testosterone.

Blood flow in general has been a lot better since I started working out and my sex life more active than ever

Have you ever touched a weight in your life? If I miss gym days (that are not rest days) i'm less horny than i would be if I had a hard workout the day before

personally? the harder the better. feels like a soft banana when it's half-half, not very arousing

I dunno man when I'm injecting test my erections are probably even harder just because I get more aroused more easily.

If you keep your estrogen at a reasonable level, otherwise you're cruising for random erection letdowns.

since when does "hornyness" equal testosterone level?

I think you've heard/ read something somewhere that a TOO LOW level of tests can decrease your sex drive and from that you put the (wrong) hypotheses that more tests always equals more sex drive. But thats total utter BS if you are a healthy person.

9 years a med fag now and you should really see someone to talk to personally.

Well good on her for making an effort

Body's produced testosterone in the gonads (balls) e.g natural test has better affects on your sex life opposed to injecting it. Injecting testosterone doesn't go to your balls, nor your dick. Your body tried hard to get rid of it because it's artificial, and sacrifices the natural production of the hormone to maintain homoeostasis in the gonads.

That's why some men experience extreme erectile dysfunction while on test, whereas others get horny on it, because the body tries to eliminate the artificial testosterone through various methods of secretion.

E.g higher amounts of estrogen is released to balance out the artificial rest and eventually build ups causing flaccid erections

If it's naturally produced in the balls, it's a different story. Your body can maintaib it because it's not a dramatic increase.

Stop bullshittinf on topics you know nothing about

>9 years of medfag

And you learned nothing

Probably a femen university, where they think testosterone is a toxin.

troooooll someone else, kid

Explain hormone replacement therapy?

Yes, people with low T get on HRT to get back to normal levels of T so that they can maintain an erection.

DHT plays a big role in maintaining an erection and working out increases DHT.

When I experienced erectile dysfunction I had low T, doc offered me HRT but I said no, and here I am today, woeking out and I cured my erection issues, and I put it down to the increase of T from working out.

Okay you fat couch potato, we get that you have high T levels because of your cholestoral levels being high. Being a med fag, you should know this.

Without T, or DHT you would have shit erections. Show us your big mighty estrogenic penis that you apparantly have there, and timestamp it.

Let me just leave this here

yes but still, 99% of the fags complaining about erectile dysfunction have some mental issues being the reason why their dicks behave like a bunch of frightened turtles.

I have just to meet the (otherwise healthy!) young male, i.e. below 40, who has a real erectile dysfunction.

Doing something for their body, sports, eating healthy, following special diets to maintain their health ...
that are all very typically feminine strategies to cope with the brain damage, just saying.

82 kg at 1.82 cm.
Yes I am metric and healthy you bitch

Cited from where? Give Ref. you fag, or it never happened.

If working out decreased testosterone production then how would one build muscle?

The main anabolic agent at work in muscle growth is testosterone, GH

It's a myth that "males who work out have weaker erections"

I'd believe that if they supplemented it with a shit diet, where they're making no gains both in muscular decelopment and sexually

Are you saying testosterone isn't at work for good erections?

What is then?

45, old fag here

Lifting all my life, erections are huge and wife is satisfied.

It's funny because most medfags are in the worst shape of their lives that not even pills can save.

sauce on gif what animoo

You need the correct amount. If you have to less of it you simply are not in the mood for fucking and hence you have no erection.

it has no direct impact of whether or not you dick stands up or not.

trolling confirmed

Testosterone has an effect on how hard your dick can get. why'd you think most traps have soft looking semi chubs?

Sorry dude, but it's hard to believe that a 45 old man who is sportive as fuck and who knows how to bone his wife well and to her satisfaction, would lurk in a penis reaction thread at 4chans Sup Forumsoard in the first place.

What most people are missing here is blood flow to the penis.

Higher testosterone won't help males in the erection department if they already have normal test levels.

Higher testmakes you more horny, yes. But in terms of how hard your erection it is determined by various factors such as time of day, mental stimulation, diet, and blood flow.

Working out does cause more blood flow to the penis and is most effective in extensive hard workouts.

I feel my hardest after eating a big meal on the day where I had a good workout, as blood flow is usually increased due to said reasons.

Someone mentioned water too, water helps with blood flow ofcourse, try it, you might be dehydrated.

But for real erectile disfunction sufferers, test might or might not save you.

If they are on hormons, their bodys are unter heavy stress, That is the cause for the problem. But not directly the reduced tests level.

you're all permanently mixin up causality and correlation. I start to get tired debating you, believe what ever floats your boat but be prepared, one day reality will kick in and I mean it is kicking your butt.

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I'm 32, and can get hard as a rock within 30 seconds without the need of a blowjob. I'm about 6.75 inches, and plenty girthy. Wife fucking loves how hard it gets, but her jaw gets tired quick because of my girth.

Sex is typically 5 minutes from first penetration, the first minute going slow so I don't hurt her then 4 1/2 minutes of hard fucking then 30 seconds of cumming/cooldown.

She woke me up last night sucking on my balls and licking my taint and I facefucked her and came on her tits before going back to bed. Love my wife.