Probably the wrong place to ask this, but let's give a try

Probably the wrong place to ask this, but let's give a try.

I have 25 bucks to my name, besides gambling or selling drugs, how can I turn that into 400 bucks within a week to pay rent?

You can't. Get a job.

Suck dick for a dollar per dick.

Bump, random interest

Put a bet on OP being a faggot it's guaranteed to work

Have you tried gambling or selling drugs user?

How original

Kek

Thanks

Hilarious

Classic

bump.
post 10 of her tit pics and ill paypal you $100

Is there anyone over the age of 12 willing to help? So much edge

You can try to hussle CL or streets.

Cl hussle
But something cheap or hour up the free section. Try to sell or trade it for something slightly more valuable. Rinse and repeat.

Streets
Buy a bunch of cheap shit at the dollar store, try to sell it outside of like circle k or some shit. Seriously, if you're offering a small cheap good for $2-$5 instead of asking for a straight handout you'll get a lot more responses.

Only one I have. I tried doing that yesterday and got no bites

>Find a company with really cheap stocks that takes part in something currently popular (A.I., Mobile Phones, wtv)
>Buy stocks in said company.
>Get your dad's suit.
>Go to wallstreet
>Walk around the venue while shouting out the name of the company. EX: So I've heard, "X" company had an amazing presentation, "X" company is going to see some short burst growth we can totally get into. "X" company is about to hit mainstream with this product.
>Wait 2/3 days
>Congratulations you've earned around 2k.

Live in your car.

Fuck 375 fat chicks for a dollar each

or

Fuck 37.5 really fat chicks for 10 dorrar each

well that sucks.
you should post the one then just because you're a nice guy

Thanks

I am.
I am checking your trips, that's all I can do for you user.

I am

never mind i just reread that...you should lead with some pics you have more of and lots of nudes and ask for $

I.E.?

Kek

Just shoplift and resell, it really is too easy

The problem is a lot of those fat chicks are full of confidence and are egocentric, thanks to the fucking sjw movement. Try something else.

I wish. I don't think that'd work out too great considering I live in a hot ass state

That's cute

I've been looking for shit on CL and it's all professional bullshit tbh

That's not exactly worth it

That's kinda funny actually

Bumping with tits

Just dont be dumb and get caught.

Black jack at the local casino. Or, if you don't play cards, dress provacatively and make a rich friend at the tables. Also, post more nudes.

Rob a liquor store.

>fat chicks are full of confidence
No. They want you to THINK they are these "empowered beauties" but in reality, they are so thirsty they'd willingly let themselves be fistfucked by a silverback gorilla if they thought he actually liked them.

Great philosophy however it's not worth the risk

Hilarious

If you suck cock, you can make 400 in a week without even losing your 25.

Motherfucker... When I was 16 I got kicked out of my house. I spent the winter of 1999 living in the back of a junked out station wagon. Man up pussy!

There is little to no risk, if you get caught most stores will let you go, or you can just do a runner, the truth is no one gives a fuck if you steal

There aren't any casinos around my area

Let's sigh

Set up two stalls side by side, a homemade lemonade stand and a mouthwash stand - give the lemonade away for free and charge $10 per 5ml mouthwash. Oh the lemonade is piss by the way

Get a job
work 40 hours
get paid
???
winrar

Sell your phone. You seem like one of those douche bags who has to have the best and latest technology. You can probably get $350 or so for the latest galaxy.

Great strategy

Gambling and selling drugs are the only way to turn cash around quick. That or buy a toy gun and rob a store, but you'll likely be caught.

There is no easy legal shortcut to cash, or everyone would do it

"Pay me twenty dollars to go away"
"No, fuck you"
*autistic screeching*
repeat 20 times

Sigh all you want. I fuck like 3 pink haired landwhales a month, just because I can. And all it takes is a fake sense of interest on my part.

that depends, is pic you?

Try gigs on CL and just find gigs that look legit you might be able to scrap up for rent if you find decent work

If you live near a busy city its fairly easy to steal phones wallets etc but a bit risky

I have a shitty LG k7 but thanks user

Guy said selling drugs, what the fuck product are you going to buy with 25 dollars? Do you know how selling drugs works? Hahah idiot kid.
By the way, you can barrow a mower and mow some lawns, help out at supermarkets, go to a pawn shop with things that you have a value, figure it out little guy

Thanks

This is genius!

Yeah I understand that

OK, so go mug some douchebag with an iPhone. Jailbreak it, clean it out, and sell THAT.

Thanks

I used to collect scrap wire. If you strip it of it's rubber, you can make like $2.50 a pound for the copper. Doesnt take much effort, and you can make some fast cash legally.

Bumping with more tits

Go to restaurant with stained tie, ask for manager. Say that server stained your tie and ask for nine dollars for laundry/replacement of tie. Ask for payment by way of a check. Take check and add "ty" to the end of the word nine and put another zero in the amount box. Cash check - repeat 4 times

Yeah

hit up yard sales on the weekend, buy some shit that you think is worth it or hit up curb dropped items, refurbish them and then sell them online?

Or if you can draw, draw shit for cash IDFK.

Yup

Expanding on this just steal copper from anywhere you can train stations, stores etc. but dont be retarded and get electrocuted

Call a temp agency or day labor company (don't stand outside Home Depot or Lowe's - have some self-respect).

If you want a more insane method: track a gang member to it's den, watch said den from the bushes for Intel, garrote one gang member on the street and take their Hi-Point, do the same with as many gangsters as possible, obtain a silencer/suppressor, raid the den and finish off the rest of the gang, take whatever money and valuables you can find, torch the place for drama, temporarily profit until police catch you and you end up on death row for capital murder.

That's really clever actually lol

Retard OP wants $400 a week by doing nothing and then gets upset when people give him answers he doesn't like. Can't be older than 17

*Claps hands*

Make fake social media accounts and offer to sell nudes and give stupid fucks nudes from girls on internet or a private collection while pretending to be that person. A guy I used to know could make 2k a month

Thanks

Shut up man. He is cool for 17. He told his mom he doesn't need her and that he can handle himself. So he posts on Sup Forums because he clearly can't handle a rent check.

Are you retarded? Cold climates are easier to live in a car, compared to a literal oven that's the car.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit

Lied to his mother then expects to still be taken care of? Sounds cool to me

Genius

its an old grift from the fifties - still works, if they don't do the check you still stand a chance of getting the nine dollars

Complete bullshit these cunts make so fucking little

Exactly. Now THAT is street my niggas

Buy cheap shitty weed or pills from drug dealer...then buy supermarket pills or garden plants...now mix plants or drugs in with real drugs and go to crappy music festival....sell supposed drugs to already fucked up trancers.....option b...buy sleeping pills....go to gay bar...find rich fat dude...jerk him off in bathroom...feed him drinks...spike him then drain his bank account and rob his house

set up a dog sitting service for $10hr
sell dogs
"sorry dog owner your dog ran off"
set up printing service
print missing dog posters for $2 each
set up distribution service
post missing dog posters for $2 each


also works with babies

this is literally the initial plot of "seven psychopaths"

nice try user

LMAO

in all honesty I've never heard of it - sounds like it'll be up my street though!

Eh

Thought about that actually

Exactly

Is it illegal to sell a 10yo girls used underpants on the internet?

just scanned the plot there - subtle difference - OP needs cash fast so no good waiting for owners reward - just sell the dog straight off

ausfag here,
>take photo of fake pokemon cards
>put advertisement for it on gumtree (dont know american equivalent)
>someone buys from me
>get them to PayPal me $50 to 1 account
>transfer that money from the first PayPal account to another PayPal account
>shut down gumtree account and first PayPal account
>rinse and repeat

made about $500 in a month though....

Is there any other to do that besides pokemon cards lol

I do the CL thing. I'll occasionally scan the free and furniture sections, pick it up, clean it up, throw some of that old English furniture oil on it, then list it a month or so later. I keep a rotating inventory in my garage. Picked up a a coffee and end table for $40, sold for $299. Picked up an armoire for $15, sold for $100. Picked up free shit, sold for $10-$100. It's something to do with spare time. /blogpost

you forgot to collect the reward for "finding" the hithetoforeprementioned dogs and returning them to their owners after a few days

I need to do that after I pay rent

Effective way 1#: gambling
Effective way 2#: buy a vpn, fullz and search for an abandoned house, tape your name on the dingdong and order 2 iPhone X! Profit? = 2600$

Retard

try GoFundMe.com