No dick rate thread?

No dick rate thread?

COMRADES,
men of the Desu Army,
Desu commanders
and Desu instructors,
desu men and desu women,
brothers and sisters
in the rear of our enemy
who have temporarily
fallen under the yoke
of the faggot brigands,
and our Desu men and women
who are destroying the rear
of the new-fag invaders!

On behalf of
the Suiseiseki Government
and our Desu Party
I am greeting you
and congratulating you
on the beginning
of our Great
Desu Revolution.

Comrades,
it is in strenuous
circumstances
that we will *to-day*
celebrate
the next Victory of
the Desu Revolution.

The perfidious attack of
the faggot brigands
and the war which
has been forced upon us
have created a threat
to our board.

I love me my tributes
Suiseiseki, Shark-san, spooler and fluffy copter are all mine. I hope they all die gruesomely

>dear
You are a disgrace to suiseiseki

why suiseki when you can have Suiseiseki

Is it just me or is the donut thing 1,000 more tolerable than the banana, suiseiseki, and the pickles combined?

Cp is the sweet tonic that strengthens us. For suiseiseki herself once said: "nigga that 6 yo has a pussi my cock would probably get stuck in there"
And by these holy words we purge.
So the cp never ceases, so Sup Forums does not become a 2nd 9gag, so the holy gods of potassium and spiderman that have once mated with the desu, shall return and grant the gift of our beloved tonic desu~

HIYA SUISEISEKI
HI user!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE user.
JUMP IN.

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, DESU-DESU.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, FOOL AROUND, LET'S GO DESU

YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU user!

Well don't stop.

Cp is the sweet tonic that strengthens us. For suiseiseki herself once said: "nigga that 6 yo has a pussi my cock would probably get stuck in there"
And by these holy words we purge and fap, so the cp never ceases, so Sup Forums does not become a 2nd 9gag, so the holy gods of potassium and spiderman that have once mated with the desu, shall return and grant the gift of our beloved tonic desu~

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST FURSEISEKI DON'T SPEND FURSEISEKIS TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT FURSEISEKI IS GONNA DO? FURSEISEKI IS GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. FURSEISEKI WILL LITERALLY SHIT UP YOUR ASS. SUISEISEKI WILL TAKE SUISEISEKIS PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND SUISEISEKI WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT FURSEISEKIS SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND FURSEISEKI WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM FURSEISEKIS ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? FURSEISEKI WILL PISS IN A POT. FURSEISEKI WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. FURSEISEKI WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. FURSEISEKI WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND FURSEISEKI WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS