Ylyl for the desu

Ylyl for the desu

i don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore

are the banana guy and the desu guy trying to out-shitpost each other, or are they just reveling in the fact that fur threads are somehow being ruined? i haven't enjoyed a ylyl in at least a fucking week
the fuck is wrong with you? Do you desufags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking Sup Forums? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.

▒█▀▀█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█░▄▄ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
▒█░░░ ░▀▄▄▀ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ 　

▒█▀▀█ ░█▀▀█ ▒█▄░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀█
▒█░░░ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▒█▒█ ▒█░░░ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▄▄▀
▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█░░▀█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█░▒█

░░░▄▀░▄████████████████████▌█████████▄░░░░░░░
░░▄░▄▄████████░▀░▀▄▀▄█░████████▀███████░░░░░░
░░░░███▀▐████░▄░█░███░█████████▌████████░░░░░
░░▄████░████████▀███▐██▐███▌█████▄▐██▄██▄░░░░
░░░██▄░▌█████████████▀▄██▄█▀▐████████▌▀██░░░░
░▄▐█░███████████████▀░██▀█▌░░█████████░██▄░░░
░▐▐█░████████████▀▀░░██▀▐█▀▀▀░█████████▐██▌░░
░▀▐███████████▀▀░░░▄██░▄█▀░░░░░█▀████████░░░░
░░▀████████▀█▄▄▄▄░▄█▀░▄█▀░▄▄▄▄▄▄░▀███████▌░░░
░░░████████▌▀▄████░░░▄█░░░░▀███▌▀█▀███████░░░
░░░▀█████▌░░▀▌▀▀▐░░░▄▀░░░░░█▀▀▄▌░░░███████░░░
░░░░██████░░░▀▀▀▀░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▀░▀░░░▄███████▌░░
▐▄░░░█████▌▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄███▀█████░░
██▄░▄░█████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████▀░░████▌░
██░░░▀██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀██▄░░░░█████░
██░▀█▄▐██████░░░░░░░▄░░▄░░░░░░░███░░▄░██████▄
███▄░░▀███████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄████▀▄░▀▐██████
████▀░░██████████▄▄░░░░░░░▄███████▄░░░███████
████▄░▀▐███████▀░░▌▀░▄▄░░░░░██████░░░▐███████
█████▄░▀██████▀░░▀▌░░░░░░░░░░▀████▄░░▐███████
██████▀░████▀░░░░░▀░░░░░░▀░░░░░▀█▀░░░████████
██████▄░▀░▄░░░░░░░▄▄▀░░▀░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▐███████
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░░░░▀▀░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~

if dubs then suiseiseki is the new queen of Sup Forums

You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!

We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu

At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?

▒█▀▀█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█░▄▄ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
▒█░░░ ░▀▄▄▀ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ 　

▒█▀▀█ ░█▀▀█ ▒█▄░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀█
▒█░░░ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▒█▒█ ▒█░░░ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▄▄▀
▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█░░▀█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█░▒█

░░░▄▀░▄████████████████████▌█████████▄░░░░░░░
░░▄░▄▄████████░▀░▀▄▀▄█░████████▀███████░░░░░░
░░░░███▀▐████░▄░█░███░█████████▌████████░░░░░
░░▄████░████████▀███▐██▐███▌█████▄▐██▄██▄░░░░
░░░██▄░▌█████████████▀▄██▄█▀▐████████▌▀██░░░░
░▄▐█░███████████████▀░██▀█▌░░█████████░██▄░░░
░▐▐█░████████████▀▀░░██▀▐█▀▀▀░█████████▐██▌░░
░▀▐███████████▀▀░░░▄██░▄█▀░░░░░█▀████████░░░░
░░▀████████▀█▄▄▄▄░▄█▀░▄█▀░▄▄▄▄▄▄░▀███████▌░░░
░░░████████▌▀▄████░░░▄█░░░░▀███▌▀█▀███████░░░
░░░▀█████▌░░▀▌▀▀▐░░░▄▀░░░░░█▀▀▄▌░░░███████░░░
░░░░██████░░░▀▀▀▀░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▀░▀░░░▄███████▌░░
▐▄░░░█████▌▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄███▀█████░░
██▄░▄░█████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████▀░░████▌░
██░░░▀██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀██▄░░░░█████░
██░▀█▄▐██████░░░░░░░▄░░▄░░░░░░░███░░▄░██████▄
███▄░░▀███████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄████▀▄░▀▐██████
████▀░░██████████▄▄░░░░░░░▄███████▄░░░███████
████▄░▀▐███████▀░░▌▀░▄▄░░░░░██████░░░▐███████
█████▄░▀██████▀░░▀▌░░░░░░░░░░▀████▄░░▐███████
██████▀░████▀░░░░░▀░░░░░░▀░░░░░▀█▀░░░████████
██████▄░▀░▄░░░░░░░▄▄▀░░▀░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▐███████
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░░░░▀▀░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
░░░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▀█▀ ▒█▄░▒█ 　 ▒█▀▀▄ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▒█░▒█
░▄░▒█ ▒█░░▒█ ▒█░ ▒█▒█▒█ 　 ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀ ░▀▀▀▄▄ ▒█░▒█
▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄█ ▄█▄ ▒█░░▀█ 　 ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█▄▄▄█ ░▀▄▄▀,

HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU

Desu reporting in, Arise my Warriors!

United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of b.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom above
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of b.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of b.

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST FURSEISEKI DON'T SPEND FURSEISEKIS TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT FURSEISEKI IS GONNA DO? FURSEISEKI IS GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. FURSEISEKI WILL LITERALLY SHIT UP YOUR ASS. SUISEISEKI WILL TAKE SUISEISEKIS PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND SUISEISEKI WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT FURSEISEKIS SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND FURSEISEKI WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM FURSEISEKIS ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? FURSEISEKI WILL PISS IN A POT. FURSEISEKI WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. FURSEISEKI WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. FURSEISEKI WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND FURSEISEKI WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS

I have never seen a YLYL this bad. Never.
And that's saying something, between the dozens ruined by Spider-Man, bananas, and fuckin' Suiseiseki.

Sup Forums has seen its shadow-- summer is here.

>▓█████▄░▓█████░░░██████░░█░░░░██
>▒██▀░██▌▓█░░░▀░▒██░░░░▒░░██░░▓██
>░██░░░█▌▒███░░░░░▓██▄░░░▓██░░▒██
>░▓█▄░░░▌▒▓█░░▄░░░▒░░░██▒▓▓█░░░██
>░▒████▓░░▒████▒▒██████▒▒▒▒█████▓
>░▒▒▓░░▒░░░░▒░░░▒░▒▓▒░▒░░░▒▓▒░▒░▒
>░░░▒░░▒░░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░░░░░▒
>▓█████▄░▓█████░░░██████░░█░░░░██
>▒██▀░██▌▓█░░░▀░▒██░░░░▒░░██░░▓██
>░██░░░█▌▒███░░░░░▓██▄░░░▓██░░▒██
>░▓█▄░░░▌▒▓█░░▄░░░▒░░░██▒▓▓█░░░██
>░▒████▓░░▒████▒▒██████▒▒▒▒█████▓
>░▒▒▓░░▒░░░░▒░░░▒░▒▓▒░▒░░░▒▓▒░▒░▒
>░░░▒░░▒░░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░░░░░▒
>▓█████▄░▓█████░░░██████░░█░░░░██
>▒██▀░██▌▓█░░░▀░▒██░░░░▒░░██░░▓██
>░██░░░█▌▒███░░░░░▓██▄░░░▓██░░▒██
>░▓█▄░░░▌▒▓█░░▄░░░▒░░░██▒▓▓█░░░██
>░▒████▓░░▒████▒▒██████▒▒▒▒█████▓
>░▒▒▓░░▒░░░░▒░░░▒░▒▓▒░▒░░░▒▓▒░▒░▒
>░░░▒░░▒░░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░░░░░▒

Sat on sakura stump
Cannot be touched by memes & subversion
I'll reclaim this page upon the web
Look at this thread
All is about nothing, everyone comes near
The remotest parts of the world

By desu
We can dissolve the disruptive subrogation
I have to try
Suiseiseki's alive for good
Under my feet the garden
Over me the largest
It's proudness I felt
Lifelong misery
How do we get off ban island?
Is there is a proxy beyond
Indestructible Sup Forums is a temple

Birth to a place, a place
Where I cannot unsee what is wrong and
All Mods are gone

I close my eyes
I'm all around, I feel so present
Embracing it's vastness I hold
Facing the world
I become a part of it
I'm not alone anymore ~desu

░░▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░▒░░
░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓░▒▒▒
▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓█▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░▓▓▓░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▒▒
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▒▓░░▓▓░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓█▓▒▒█▒▒░░▒▓░░▒▓▒░▒▓█▓▓▓█▓▒▓▓█
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒░███░░░░░░░░▒▒▓███░██▓▓▓▓▓▓█
▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒░░▓▒▒░░░░░░░░░░█▒█▒▒░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█
▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░▓░░░░░░░░▒░░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█
▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒░▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓
▓▓▓▓▓▓░▒▒▒░░░░▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓
▓▓▓▓▓▒▒░▒▒▒▒░░▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░░░▒▒▒▒▒░░▓▓▓▓
▓▓█▓░░▒░░▓▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒░░░░▒▒▒░░▒░░░░▓▓▓▓
▓█▓░░░░░░▒░▓▒▒▒▒▒░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓
NOT IN THE POOPER DESU!

suiseiseki desu thank you very much desu

Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on Suiseiseki to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. Suiseiseki will put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. Suiseiseki will fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. Suiseiseki will turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is Suiseiseki hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home Suiseiseki will run you over with Suiseiseki's fucking car out of no where and kill you. Suiseiseki justs want you to know how easily Suiseiseki could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how Suiseiseki would rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… Suiseiseki will fucking resuscitate you and kill you again Suiseiseki's self you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>▒█▀▀█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
>▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█░▄▄ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
>▒█░░░ ░▀▄▄▀ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ 　
>▒█▀▀█ ░█▀▀█ ▒█▄░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀█
>▒█░░░ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▒█▒█ ▒█░░░ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▄▄▀
>▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█░░▀█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█░▒█
>░░░▄▀░▄████████████████████▌█████████▄░░░░░░░
>░░▄░▄▄████████░▀░▀▄▀▄█░████████▀███████░░░░░░
>░░░░███▀▐████░▄░█░███░█████████▌████████░░░░░
>░░▄████░████████▀███▐██▐███▌█████▄▐██▄██▄░░░░
>░░░██▄░▌█████████████▀▄██▄█▀▐████████▌▀██░░░░
>░▄▐█░███████████████▀░██▀█▌░░█████████░██▄░░░
>░▐▐█░████████████▀▀░░██▀▐█▀▀▀░█████████▐██▌░░
>░▀▐███████████▀▀░░░▄██░▄█▀░░░░░█▀████████░░░░
>░░▀████████▀█▄▄▄▄░▄█▀░▄█▀░▄▄▄▄▄▄░▀███████▌░░░
>░░░████████▌▀▄████░░░▄█░░░░▀███▌▀█▀███████░░░
>░░░▀█████▌░░▀▌▀▀▐░░░▄▀░░░░░█▀▀▄▌░░░███████░░░
>░░░░██████░░░▀▀▀▀░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▀░▀░░░▄███████▌░░
>▐▄░░░█████▌▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄███▀█████░░
>██▄░▄░█████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████▀░░████▌░
>██░░░▀██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀██▄░░░░█████░
>██░▀█▄▐██████░░░░░░░▄░░▄░░░░░░░███░░▄░██████▄
>███▄░░▀███████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄████▀▄░▀▐██████
>████▀░░██████████▄▄░░░░░░░▄███████▄░░░███████
>████▄░▀▐███████▀░░▌▀░▄▄░░░░░██████░░░▐███████
>█████▄░▀██████▀░░▀▌░░░░░░░░░░▀████▄░░▐███████
>██████▀░████▀░░░░░▀░░░░░░▀░░░░░▀█▀░░░████████
>██████▄░▀░▄░░░░░░░▄▄▀░░▀░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▐███████
>▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░░░░▀▀░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
>In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
>With ten thousand faces
>Agendas and fates
>I have nothing in common with me
>I hate all my races
>And genders and states
>I'd rather be no one and free
>Come desu until morning
>Don't think; disappear
>No one will know it was us
>With no advance warning
>I'll wipe the world clear
>I am Suiseiseki.
>~Desu
>░░░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▀█▀ ▒█▄░▒█ 　 ▒█▀▀▄ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▒█░▒█
>░▄░▒█ ▒█░░▒█ ▒█░ ▒█▒█▒█ 　 ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀ ░▀▀▀▄▄ ▒█░▒█
>▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄█ ▄█▄ ▒█░░▀█ 　 ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█▄▄▄█ ░▀▄▄▀

>got into anime early age
>naruto, one piece, samurai champloo, Inuyasha
>Cartoon Network and Adult Swim kind of anime
>develop affinity for it
>spiral down, binge watching anime every night of the week
>get into more obscure anime
>finally find a Rozen Maiden zone-tan animation
>bust nut after nut over Suiseiseki getting creamed
>need more hentai
>find Sup Forums, hentai wonderland
>exhentai, pururin, all of it
>spiral further and further until I begin to categorize a file tree exceeding my 1tb drive
Don't get into anime, kids

We experience
no serious shortage
of either people,
or Desu or
Desu army memes.

Our entire Board,
all the peoples of
our Board,
support our Desu Army,
helping them
to smash the
invading hordes of faggots.

Our reserves of
Desu-power are
inexhaustible.

The spirit of
the great Suiseiseki
and her victorious banner
animate us now
in this Desu war
just as they did
8 years ago.

Can there be any doubt
that we can,
and are bound to,
defeat the faggot invaders?

▒█▀▀█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█░▄▄ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
▒█░░░ ░▀▄▄▀ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ 　

▒█▀▀█ ░█▀▀█ ▒█▄░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀█
▒█░░░ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▒█▒█ ▒█░░░ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▄▄▀
▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█░░▀█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█░▒█

░░░▄▀░▄████████████████████▌█████████▄░░░░░░░
░░▄░▄▄████████░▀░▀▄▀▄█░████████▀███████░░░░░░
░░░░███▀▐████░▄░█░███░█████████▌████████░░░░░
░░▄████░████████▀███▐██▐███▌█████▄▐██▄██▄░░░░
░░░██▄░▌█████████████▀▄██▄█▀▐████████▌▀██░░░░
░▄▐█░███████████████▀░██▀█▌░░█████████░██▄░░░
░▐▐█░████████████▀▀░░██▀▐█▀▀▀░█████████▐██▌░░
░▀▐███████████▀▀░░░▄██░▄█▀░░░░░█▀████████░░░░
░░▀████████▀█▄▄▄▄░▄█▀░▄█▀░▄▄▄▄▄▄░▀███████▌░░░
░░░████████▌▀▄████░░░▄█░░░░▀███▌▀█▀███████░░░
░░░▀█████▌░░▀▌▀▀▐░░░▄▀░░░░░█▀▀▄▌░░░███████░░░
░░░░██████░░░▀▀▀▀░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▀░▀░░░▄███████▌░░
▐▄░░░█████▌▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄███▀█████░░
██▄░▄░█████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████▀░░████▌░
██░░░▀██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀██▄░░░░█████░
██░▀█▄▐██████░░░░░░░▄░░▄░░░░░░░███░░▄░██████▄
███▄░░▀███████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄████▀▄░▀▐██████
████▀░░██████████▄▄░░░░░░░▄███████▄░░░███████
████▄░▀▐███████▀░░▌▀░▄▄░░░░░██████░░░▐███████
█████▄░▀██████▀░░▀▌░░░░░░░░░░▀████▄░░▐███████
██████▀░████▀░░░░░▀░░░░░░▀░░░░░▀█▀░░░████████
██████▄░▀░▄░░░░░░░▄▄▀░░▀░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▐███████
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░░░░▀▀░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
░░░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▀█▀ ▒█▄░▒█ 　 ▒█▀▀▄ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▒█░▒█
░▄░▒█ ▒█░░▒█ ▒█░ ▒█▒█▒█ 　 ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀ ░▀▀▀▄▄ ▒█░▒█
▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄█ ▄█▄ ▒█░░▀█ 　 ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█▄▄▄█ ░▀▄▄▀

They came from 2chan, it was a fan drawing of Suiseiseki that was nqr, and it just took off from there.

We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu


At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?


With delight I see a future, a future where all shitposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself

And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST FURSEISEKI DON'T SPEND FURSEISEKIS TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT FURSEISEKI IS GONNA DO? FURSEISEKI IS GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. FURSEISEKI WILL LITERALLY SHIT UP YOUR ASS. SUISEISEKI WILL TAKE SUISEISEKIS PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND SUISEISEKI WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT FURSEISEKIS SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND FURSEISEKI WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM FURSEISEKIS ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? FURSEISEKI WILL PISS IN A POT. FURSEISEKI WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. FURSEISEKI WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. FURSEISEKI WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND FURSEISEKI WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS

get used to it faggot
▒█▀▀█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█░▄▄ ▒█▀▀▀ 　
▒█░░░ ░▀▄▄▀ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ 　

▒█▀▀█ ░█▀▀█ ▒█▄░▒█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀█
▒█░░░ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▒█▒█ ▒█░░░ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▄▄▀
▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█░░▀█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█░▒█

░░░▄▀░▄████████████████████▌█████████▄░░░░░░░
░░▄░▄▄████████░▀░▀▄▀▄█░████████▀███████░░░░░░
░░░░███▀▐████░▄░█░███░█████████▌████████░░░░░
░░▄████░████████▀███▐██▐███▌█████▄▐██▄██▄░░░░
░░░██▄░▌█████████████▀▄██▄█▀▐████████▌▀██░░░░
░▄▐█░███████████████▀░██▀█▌░░█████████░██▄░░░
░▐▐█░████████████▀▀░░██▀▐█▀▀▀░█████████▐██▌░░
░▀▐███████████▀▀░░░▄██░▄█▀░░░░░█▀████████░░░░
░░▀████████▀█▄▄▄▄░▄█▀░▄█▀░▄▄▄▄▄▄░▀███████▌░░░
░░░████████▌▀▄████░░░▄█░░░░▀███▌▀█▀███████░░░
░░░▀█████▌░░▀▌▀▀▐░░░▄▀░░░░░█▀▀▄▌░░░███████░░░
░░░░██████░░░▀▀▀▀░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▀░▀░░░▄███████▌░░
▐▄░░░█████▌▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄███▀█████░░
██▄░▄░█████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████▀░░████▌░
██░░░▀██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀██▄░░░░█████░
██░▀█▄▐██████░░░░░░░▄░░▄░░░░░░░███░░▄░██████▄
███▄░░▀███████▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄████▀▄░▀▐██████
████▀░░██████████▄▄░░░░░░░▄███████▄░░░███████
████▄░▀▐███████▀░░▌▀░▄▄░░░░░██████░░░▐███████
█████▄░▀██████▀░░▀▌░░░░░░░░░░▀████▄░░▐███████
██████▀░████▀░░░░░▀░░░░░░▀░░░░░▀█▀░░░████████
██████▄░▀░▄░░░░░░░▄▄▀░░▀░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▐███████
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░▀▀░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░░░░▀▀░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
░░░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▀█▀ ▒█▄░▒█ 　 ▒█▀▀▄ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▒█░▒█
░▄░▒█ ▒█░░▒█ ▒█░ ▒█▒█▒█ 　 ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀ ░▀▀▀▄▄ ▒█░▒█
▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄█ ▄█▄ ▒█░░▀█ 　 ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█▄▄▄█ ░▀▄▄▀

Comrades,
men of the Desu Army,
Desu commanders and
Desu instructors,
Desu men and Desu women,
Sup Forums is looking to you
as the force capable of
destroying the plundering
hordes of faggot invaders.

The enslaved peoples of Sup Forums
who have fallen under
the yoke of the faggot invaders
look to you as their liberators.

A great liberating mission
has fallen to your lot.
Be worthy of this mission!

The war you are waging
is a war of liberation,
a just war.

May the victorious banner
of the great Suiseiseki
be your lodestar!

For the complete destruction
of the faggot invaders!

Death to the faggot invaders!

Long live our glorious Sup Forums,
her liberty and her independence!

Under the banner of Suiseiseki,
forward to victory!

Suiseiseki is the third doll.

If this post ends in 3, we have a DESU thread to remember when DESU was the biggest meme ever on the Internet.

Suiseiseki is mai waifu

Can we please stick Suiseiseki into that thing and get over with fucking desu for real?

Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning

Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time

We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word

When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Suiseiseki is a good girl.