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THESE United States edition

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FUCK MACRON

fuck Drumpf

FUCK RONALD BLUMPF

and fuck French people

delete /cum/

Feli City

united states more like gay fags xDDDD

states that need markers and text outside of their borders are non-states

I went to Alaska and took this picture

looks comfy

perfect feet

east coast statelets don't deserve to exist.

yea
west coast masterrace

I drive hungover all the time
I feel super guilty about it because I am a noticeably worse driver

gas all feetfags

this

/dead/

more like /bed/

im watching a movie

>this general

hyper beb level 2

>actual this general

a job that slowlyyyy killlllllls youuuuuuuuuu

>tfw less than 1 post per minute

frick!!!

hang in there champ
someday mars will be colonized and they'll need redneck laborers to move martian dirt around for buildings

*contrificates you*

check out elon musk's newest revolutionary idea

*tucks u into bed*

CALM DOWN PLS NO

think I caught the flu

dang that is genius

that's silly

finished the cornetto trilogy rewatch last night boys

think I'll watch paul tonight. no edgar wright but I liked it

Today someone told me that her brother had dropped his baby. I had to laugh at first. I wonder why I laughed. Then she told me what happened exactly and that the baby won't have any permanent damage although it has a skull fracture.

spring
summer
autumn
winter
there is no such thing as flu season therefore there is no such thing as the flu
calm down

>tfw /cum/ will never be /brit/

*coughs cutely*
sowwy, i'm ok now, plz go to sleep,ok?

what's with you and britain

What happens in /brit/?

You can't do that, you've been contrifica-
put me down you fucking cunt I'll fucking x y 360 x 180 triple kill y y 180 noscope you across the fucking map you fucking fag

you make it seem like a bad thing

lots of gayposting

*punts you*

a post every few seconds

>handsome
>is fit
>rich
>
>
>
>
>fucks it up with a horrible haircut

would really enjoy some bangers and mash right now tbqhwymfal

I like pickles because I can eat them all I want and they have no nutritional value or calories

America > England
/cum/ < /brit/

Explain yourselves

about to eat some fish and chips imho

potatokike

user you arent british please stop or go back there

can you do me a favor? can you just post "god is a figment, goddamn him" for me?

Honestly feel this way about mushrooms. I'll often sautee a shitload of mushrooms and onions and just fucking eat them out of a bowl. If I feel like the calories I might add a teaspoon of ranch for taste

>/brit/
>good

dumb paddy

>only british people eat fish and chips
it's delicious

im irish

/cum/ is brimming with retards desu

don't have to be british to enjoy a good meal cunt

bet you're eating a taco right now fucking spics

/mämmi/ > /cum/

explain that

Ireland has some really narrow roads. I was pretty astounded to see roads 1.5 car widths wide when I was there. Have to crush some poor guy's tulips if you pass another car
nice empire

>good
he obviously meant better than

>his state and county fairs don't have somewhat authentic fish and chips
b-baka

...

can you please sing the entirety of Black and Tans on vocaroo please

I KISSED A GIRL ON THE CHEEK
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY SHIT
i'm 20 but this is progress

....eh we have catfish from the mississippi and other rivers its the calling it fish and chips part

...

beb status: not impressed

/v4/ >>> /cum/

HAVE TO GO TO WORK BUT I DONT WANT TO
MOOOOOOOOOOM

...

nothing wrong with that

frick! she's not impressed with me either

congrats lad
maybe by the time you're forty you'll get some tongue :)

do you work in the morgue you zombie

take pics, they last longer
>tfw you will never get a boner from holding a girl's hand anymore

this looks like a halloween mask

maybe

I sure hope nobody here worked on the sabbath

BRUISES
THAT
WON'T
HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

This looks as if someone has peeled of his skin.

>being employed

lol

i recognize this post from the other day

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the fuck else would I call fish and chips? I think you're chomping for a fight and you're about to find one if you don't settle down

I still feel anxious about the coming week even though I'm unemployed

im racist

why is that so

I didn't work on Saturday, no

>click update
>No new posts
average day in /cum/

Here is a new post for you.

she succ me

Where are all the posters gone to
Bant and /shit/?

judging babe

...

WE

the midwest ends at minnesota

pls go

grillin up some steaks tonight boys
think i might have a baked potatoe to go with it