It's time for a female James Bond

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good lord you're a faggot

>quintessentially

I hate this fucking word

The second one please

WE SPIES N SHEEIT

For the love of god get your shit together uk

>a female
>named james
Even if you buy the "it's a codename" bullshit which itself is completely wrong, it doesn't make sense for a woman to have the codename james.

Can they at least get some good actors for this?

Only good thing will be lezzing out scenes. Other than a female Bond flick will surely fail.

Modern movies are shit anyway.

No, we need a James who is more like OSS 117

Why is the alt right so misogynist ?
No wonder why they're like 98% males.

The only one I'd be okay with is Emily Blunt

We already got one though. In video game form no less.

youtube.com/watch?v=eQSTC7uCjOU

Ma'Shallah Ja'amilaa Bond

film executive jews are in a pickle.

on one hand, they want to push cultural marxism.

on the other hand, they love shekels.

a cultural marxist bond movie won't make shekels.

OY FUCKING VEY. what to do?

time for a male Lara Croft

I swear the fucking God if uk ruined my favourite movie series I'd fucking do anything to harm uk for rest of my life fucking soft Brits cucks

Hell, she's not even the only one.

>female agent
>britbongs

>implying women won't flood into theatre because Muh Free INDEPENDANT WOMEN 007

I honestly see this as a rehash of lucy where she fights a fuck ton of bad guys and be overpowering as fuck. Almost like a feminist fantasy

>007 movie with mudslime cunt as Jane Bond
>takes the head rag off in a sex scene
>goatfuckers around the world chimp out and shoot up the theaters

FUCKING
DO
IT

What is Boris Becker doing there ?

Why can't women make their own spy character instead of ruining james bond?

Or can't they do it?

Mike michael obama isn't a man

You saw him dancing on Ellen right?

Absolutely would put penis in/10

Jamie Bond at your service.

Their $80 million to waste I suppose.

>female Bond gets captured and tortured halfway through the movie
>triggered
>massive protests

radfems want leading female characters then bitch and moan the drama necessary for storytelling occurs to those female characters.

its just a shit test

>michelle obama

Top right had a kid with a black guy. The kid is retarded.
Remember guys, interracial children are healthier.

They absolutely wouldn't.

Women couldn't give a fuck about Bond movies

female saving private ryan reboot when?

Why not make up their own character?

Many years ago I played a game for PS2 called No One Lives Forever or something like that. It was basically a James bond game with a female protagonist. It was a pretty fun game actually. Not sure what my point is, but I guess why do they need to replace an existing character? Why not just use it as inspiration for their own?

Also, Michelle Obama? What the fuck?

Not gonna happen.

Current rumors point to Tom Hiddleston (Loki from Marvel films, Jonathan Pine from The Night Manager)

What about the space nigger from Thor?

>Nathan Drake

I know. It's disgustingly pretentious.

>Yes, I just used a word that starts with Q that isn't "queen" and it has 5 syllables. Aren't I clever?

You can almost hear the writer masturbating as they type it.

>Jaime Bond
>drinks her cosmo stirred not shaken
>dindu Q
>mayor of London M

The next James Bond will be culturally enriched by a nigger.

Be prepared.

They would cut them out so men wouldn't be able to fap.

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>Male version (Nathan Drake) of the female version (Lara Croft) of a male character (Indiana Jones).

>Moochelle Obama

ThatsAManBaby.jpg

but Nathan Drake isn't Lara Croft. He's an actual original character based off of an existing female character. That's my point

>tfw James Bond gets crashed with no survivors like ghostbusters just did

Only if they tell a story from the start. I'd like to see her go through training struggling to keep up with the men, but still passing because of the different requirements for women.

>the new female bond is announced
>they've chosen michelle obama
>yfw the new female bond is really a man

Haven't seen the last few movies, have you?

QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH

One "allahu akbar" and that lady in hijab will turn the Bond film into a Bond documentary.

The producers behind the Bond franchise have already made it very clear they plan on looking for a younger actor to take over after Craig.

There's usually 2-4 years between most Bond films and they want an actor who's at the right age that they can star in a a few before having to find yet another new actor.

Hiddleston, if I recall, is in his mid-30s, and Elba is about the same age as Daniel Craig, the current Bond (mid-to-late-40s).

Craig is rumored to be signed on to do two more films with Christoph Waltz returning to play Blofeld, letting the producers wrap up Craig's tenure as Bond. One of which is apparently already in pre-production.

So you're looking at probably another 5 or 6 years before they do a Bond film with a different actor, at which point Hiddleston will be about as old as Craig was when he did Casino Royale... meanwhile Elba will be in his 50s.

underrated

I actually wouldnt mind a movie about a female spy/double agent set in the same universe as james bond.

As long as they make her her own person and not a replacement for 007.

She needs to have her own 00 number i dont want to even see james in the film at all maybe just a mention about him somewhere.

If they meet up and a have fling or love trist i will shoot somebody

Well, that's just a Britbong, from the Oxfordshire if I'm correct.

I'm speaking about a rapefugee.

>James Bond: The dyke 007

"quintessentially British spy"

MEME THIS. NOW.

They won't.

Women can't into action films. Even the amazing new mad max disnt attract female crowds, and charlize is actually a very talented actress.

Sauce?

Lol no, they'll give it to Emma wants the shitskin dick Watson or Jennifer I'm so poor because I'm a woman but I'm the highest paid actor in Hollywood Lawrence.

The Craig movies have been shit anyway bring back Brosnan.

James Bond has been dead since they rebooted the franchise, just like every other braindead reboot.

I honestly don't give two fucks what they do now, because I'll never watch it anyway. The last time I saw a modern Bond movie, was when I turned on the TV and dropped into the tail half of it. Until I saw Daniel Craig, I thought I was just watching a generic action movie. Because that's what Bond has become.

And the sooner everyone learns it, and stops treating Bond with reverence only because of the name, the sooner this reboot bullshit will stop. I boycott reboots on principle, and I sure as fuck hope you all do the same. Now stop talking about them. Stop creating the buzz they need to be succesful.

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QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH SPY

The Guardian might as well replace its logo with the hammer and sickle at this point.

>You will never culturally enrich Moneypenny

God damn that was a good game on the 64. The reboot was shit though.

From Dusk till Dawn. A really nice movie with Clooney, Tarantino and Salma Hayek. I recommend you to not watch the trailer to avoid a spoiler.

Good lord, the amount of agenda pushing oozing out of that image is enough to choke on. How can anyone take these headlines seriously? It's not even remotely subtle.

Only choice

>filename

they'd rather look at a handsom looking man as Bond than a woman.

My mom enjoys Terminator 2.

Am I the only one that would fuck the shit out of the black turban chick? She's the hottest one up there 2bh.

Finally this moribund and limping franchise dies.

Please make it a muslim or a nigger while you're at it. Obviously she'll be a lesbian, but isn't it ableist to have her healthy? She should have cerebral palsy, too.

Kill it all dead, why not?

>on a VIP jet heading to london
>secret agent nadiya bond on her sharia-approved laptop
>"mashallah agent 007 this is imam M head down to MI6 right away for your 3 prayers"
>close up to the eye slits of her niqab
>"Jihad me at hello"
>quran verse 3:24 shows up on the lower screen as designated by saudi TV standards so that a woman knows never to talk before a man
>flight attendant asks if she wants her drink shaken or stirred
>"allah forbids the consumption of alcohol, kuffar"
>takes out her Q-branch Quran that doubles as a plastic explosive
>"Allah akbar"
>explosion
>plane blows up in half
>she jumps out
>lands somehow in MI6 which is now a mosque
>goes to M's office for a debriefing and a rereading of Sura 10-15
>"well timed nadiya, but you're in the men's section of the room. that'll be 20 lashings"
>james bond theme plays

>michelle obama
>a female
kek

The most tolerant choice of course, a black tranny

Jane Bond is sooo perfect at everything, she'd never get captured, or indeed come up against anything she couldn't immediately solve.

M: Well, Jane, we have a mystery terrorist organization threatening the refugees.
Jane Bond: It's... UKIP, I'll stop them with my gadget handbag. There, I have stopped them.

END

it's over

It should be a James-bond theme nasheed with a waving isis banner superimposed on the lashing scene

I would pay money to see this, I'm not even kidding.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Not casino royals. Actors fine, writings shitty

Ironically enuff this would be one of the most entertaining 007 movies in 2000's...would actually watch on theater rather then Webdl.

it would tank the 007 brand. why can't these faggots just make their own dam "muh super spy woman" movie? Why do they always have to try to ruin good man movies.

>ok, so we chose her as the first muslim James Bond lady
>oh but no kissing, it's not allowed
LEL

good evening mr bond. i expect you to die

>one of character's main hobbies is international womanizing
>character can be played by a woman
pick one

If james bond was a woman everyone would complain they're portraying a female hero as only being able to save the day because she sleeps around a lot.

what the actual fucking ballsacks on wheels

Jamie Bond: Double O Dyke.

>A fucking muslim
HAHAHAHAHA

Just make a spin off series with a agent 00(k)?
Then no one would care.

youtu.be/DSnP2CwZmbU

Uhm... Michelle Obama might be James Bond? I this real life?

thx mang

Jaime Bond from Somalia with love

Initially I thought it was a joke by OP but then I read the fucking article

I CAN'T WAKE UP

Bottom middle already looks like a man, let's just use that one and not mention it has a vag.

WAKE