What is the oddest place you fapped in?

What is the oddest place you fapped in?
>IRL place
>not a website

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what is life like for you? be honest, coming here everyday and posting the same thing over and over, what do you do outside Sup Forums? do you have a life?

if you see him that often it means you don;'t have much of a life yourself faggot

A girl's cooter

>coming here everyday
the last time I posted this thread was 3 weeks ago. I'm not the same guy.
Aren't you the one who comes here every day since you know that fact?

Outside of a raymour and flannigan when I was like 10 waiting for my mom to come out of the store. Luckily no one was around

walmart stall

sauce? I think I know her

When I was in high school I would wear gym shorts and no underwear and flash girls. (I'm a grower)
Girls would see my dick when it was an inch long. One took a picture and spread it to her friends, everyone that I had a tiny dick, and I would furiously beat off in the restroom.

Gf got high at work and fucked herself on the bathroom toilet. Does that count for anything

porta a potty on top of the hill at laguna seca raceway

port a potty on top of the hoover dam

random burger king bathrooms in small towns

What the fuck shit story is this

In a fully loaded semi cruising down interstate 80 at 70 mph, just outside Council Bluffs Iowa in broad daylight.
Yeah, that was probably the oddest place.

>op trying this hard to pit 2 different opinions against each other.

Backseat of a car while parents are in the front

In a parking lot, in a van with dark windows. Was looking at teen ass and spanking the monket like it owned me money.

In my car casually cruising through town tbh

Was on nofap junior year

Went out to the schoolfield to eat and it was blazing hot so i used the bleachers as shade

Girl in top five nicest asses in the entire school sits down on the bleachers and starts talking on the phone

I put my nose up to her butt and sniffed, surprisingly it smelled like really girly perfume

I didn't stand a chance

My sisters bathroom. Its connected to her bed room and she keeps her laundry in there. I fap into her panties and steal some for later. I later over heard her talking to a friend about how her panties just fucking disappear and she cant figure it out. Been doing this for years.

Was on a long drive and did my first car fap, I was driving at 70mph fapping to nudes on my phone. Good fap but not worth risking being found dad from fapping at the wheel

State DOT office, on the clock.

Your tax dollars paid me to fap.

On occasion I go down to this busy country road and on the tree line I dress up and fuck myself on the edge of the woods in full view with lights passing by. Love the thrill always makes me bust the biggest loads

guys this might actually be his sis. image search comes up nadda

kekd

In my 3 foot high crawlspace surrounded by cobwebs and insulation to celebrity nude fakes. I ended up cumming to this fake of Katie Cassidy.

In the open in a highschool bathroom, nutted in the sink, friend then would only wash his hands in said sink

checked. Dem quads. It is my sister. I also cum in her food on occasion.

Oddest placed I have fapped was into the burrito my female roommate is eating in this picture.

moar?

in a tree while camping, my girlfriends friend was really drunk and her tits kept falling out, I couldn't take it anymore so when everyone went to bed I climbed a tree and beat off.

Sure thing buddy. Yes or no to the duck face?

>be me
>be 8th grade, teen health/home ec(mando at my school, teen health was basically std ed/scare the horniness out of 'em type southern baptist deal)
>hottie in my class
>(I mean were 13/14, if shes got a pulse and not fat, she was a hottie
> She at the table next to mine as my loins swell
>YOUDONTHAVEENOUGHBADGETOTRAINME
>Dick is fully erect and the head is with in reach of my left pocket in my jeans.

In a public forest/parc came on a kids little castle toy thingy, did it with my friend

i like her and yeah i dig it id love to see her around my cock. any body pics? stories?

Me, too. Good times.

bumping to cont

I had sex in the trunk of a car in the middle of the street less than 2 days ago.

NIce dubs

>sister is super sick
>shes in bed all day resting
>offer to make her something
>she nods
>I go into kitchen and start her special soup and drink
>start the cream of mushroom soup on the stove
>start the smoothie in the blender
>walk just outside her door see shes rolled over
>pull out my cock on the door way start to jerk it
>get within inches of cumming
>run back to food and cum in soup and smoothie
>bring food to her
>give her a kiss on the forehead and tells her I hope she gets better

lmaooooo youtube.com/watch?v=HFMHicYnxQE&t=37s

On your mother's bed

One time i stayed during the summer in a dorm and everyone left for home except for me. All the doors were unlocked and everyone took all their stuff from their rooms. I went into the neighbor girls dorm who was really hot and jerked off. I dont know which bed was hers so i just jerked in the living room and then came on a sock i found in the laundry room. I spent almost all night trying to find a room that still has stuff in it (girl stuff) but i couldnt find any.

faggot

dude hell yes nice how old are you guys? and is she single?

Idk if it true dude but wtf?

>
>executeyourordersson
>find that by placing my hand my pocket on rubbing just along and under the head, i feel fucking great
>Staring at her intently, occasionally checking to make sure noone paying me any undue attention
>SNEAK HAS INCREASED BY 1
>teacher is talking, other kids looking at their books
>Noone suspect the plane of ecstasy i am achieving
>Aboot to nut
>SHITFUCK DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH
>WHERE DOES THE PEEPEE JUICE GO
>all up along my pant leg it turns out

>Cont

Fapped in a fifty some year old church. Almost got caught.

In the bathroom of the medical center where I was supposed to take a piss into a flask and I got horny thinking of the sexy nurse that took my blood

Probably the most satisfaction post-fap is when I left cum on the toothbrush of my best friends fucking hot little sister. She is a freak about clean teeth, and I saw her use it right after.

Im my highschool (UK) german class at the back of thr room. Not through a pocket. As in under the desk had it out. Only thing that kept me being seen was the person sat in a chair infront of me, back facing me.

Must have done this 2-3 times. I was bored and the teacher was a milf. Had to do it.

Shes 19 and im 25 shes not single been waiting to hear her getting railed in her room
Its true Sup Forumsro

Proof?

Let me just video me cumin in her food and putting the camera in her face brb....

In junior year of high school in my Physics class. Girl in my group had a really low cut top, was weak and stupid. Did it subtle so I wasn't noticed. Still embarrassed as hell. Feel like a creep to this day. Still, Hannah T, you had a hell of a rack.

wE ArE wAiTiNG

We need to find that Hannh T

It was a joke shes not even home.

>Bell rings within 30 fuckin seconds of me completing the act

>shit nigga

>Kids start packing theyre shit
>what do I do
>Kids start leaving
>SHIT NIGGA WHAT DO I DO
>Finally, its just me, the teacher, and some student talking to the teacher
>user, you're going to miss the bell, says the old nondrinking baptist bat
>WHATDOIFUCKINGDO
>GOT IT
>Just going to carry the bag in front of me all the way to the next class
>Noone suspects a thing
>Sit down for Social Studies
>Teacher is a hottie fresh out of college with a trap stamp (seperate, shorter, less interesting but straight to the punchline story)
>Made it
>SNEAK HAS INCREASED BY 1
>ONE HANDED HAS INCREASED BY 1

Then you are a luing peice of shit ?

Just looked for her on Facebook. This is her profile pic now.

Now, where is the link to her profile...
F A G G O T?

Nvm found her

>public swimming pool age 12 while looking at girls under the water with goggles on.
>hot tub at my grandparents while other people were in hot tub age 14 to my hot older cousin.
>at a highschool football game, I was at the front right behind the cheerleaders. I used my jacket to cover myself while I did it.
>in my girlfriends parents house in their bathroom to old pics of my gf

When I was like 13 I had gone on vacation with my parents. One of the hotels we stayed at had an indoor pool and hot tub. I was the only one in there. I whipped it out and laid floating on my back in the hot tub and fapped.

Lets play a game

I'm mostly just confused by how you can see more of her photos than I can.

Work for an electrical company and one day I decided to beat off in a giant open area that was 3 stories high that was used to form a dome shape in a hotel lobby

I got alot more than that now ;)

on a plane coming back from a holiday

In a couple of minute I'll know where you live

For the record, when I said "was weak and stupid" I was referring to myself. She was actually a pretty smart overachiever. Only ended up in my group by not joining one before options were slim.

The dish pit at my old job in the middle of a rush, with people bringing me back dishes to clean constantly.
That was a fucking thrill

Too bad, now, Tell me something, Do you want to play a game with me

in the bathroom in the break room when i worked at gamestop

Nah I'm good. The group was literally her, me, and three other creepy dudes. That, and she was an incredibly hot, popular girl in high school. Doubt she remembers me or would even care, anyway. All you'd do by messaging her is make her feel really really scared and creeped out, and that would suck. Just for her I'd politely request you not.

In a helicopter

itt disgusting pervs with no self control

TwentyNine Palms Marine Base California
Camp Wilson, portapotty beside the PX in 130 degree weather
Worth it.

You are very polite now huh

In middle school i would sneak into the building and go into corners and bust fat nuts and leave.
I would wait till the after school program staff and students would leave and basically sneak into an empty lit school and bust like if my life depended on it. Wonder what the janitor thought.

I mean I have to make up for being a massive perv in high school, now don't I?

Yes you need to make it up, by doing 1 little task

my cousins room.
my family was staying at my uncles house for a few days, my cousin had to share her room with me. I jerked off in that room with her in the room. I was under the my blanket so she didn't see me doing it. secretly I wanted her to notice so maybe she lets me fuck her

omfg, i have been waiting for this thread,

>i fapped onto a rented paddleboard
>went into the mangroves in florida
>hidden
>on water
>sit down
>watch hentai
>watch wincest porn
>came on the board
>snap pic to prove it
>anyone wana see?

Library bathroom. Hadn't done it for about a week and was finishing an all nighter. It seemed like the entire floor was empty so it wasn't too weird

The principals office at my local jr high school i was in the 8th grade

>Similar story. Except I had directed a water jet to blow straight over the head of my dick.
>People were sitting reside me too. casualbustanut.jpg
>Was 13

Sure

Send the panties then

This

In stairwells (also took a shit in one), on roof of apt. building, in building's elevator room. Parking garage. Furnace room at work, roommate's car, fucked my GF pretty close to the federal legislature. And a train.

Plane bathroom

>Nude beach (many times).
>Regular beach.
>Forest behind my house.
>Behind a middle school (when I was a kid lol).
>Hot young female neighbor's driveway (was also a kid).
>Food court in the mall.
>On a boardwalk.

I have a huge problem with exhibitionism. The best orgasm of my life was on a nude beach with a group of 3 girls watching. I was so damn excited I was shaking and came without even touching my dick at all. They actually came over to me afterwards and gave me a towel lol. I talked to them for a few minutes about bridges in New York City, then about how it was nice to feel free away from lots of people. They were really nice chicks and they were super chill.

I still have that towel.

On top of a sand dune

Alright bro, anyone whose been to CAX or Mojave Viper has done that

>On NMOD at NHOH
>Bored
>Go to the head for a nut

fairly tame honestly

Aeroplane toilet on various trips as a teen

I remember during my freshman year I jacked off to the science teacher during class. A kid looked at me for a second and I looked at him as if I were joking.

During Highschool I was taking a makeup History Quiz after school in a portable. The teacher left and said just leave it on her desk when I'm done. Instead of cheating and looking up the answers, I locked both doors and jerked off pants down in my chair. Tossed the jizz filled kleenex in the waste bin and left my quiz on the desk and left. Odd drive all the way home. Shit was never brought up after.

Once in the middle of class (tucked my arms into my jacket sleeves so it just looked like i was really cold or something) And once in a Wal-Mart parking lot

the oddest place was at the gun club that i worked; my first job (and first job for a few of my friends). we'd do stupid shit and go "look, i'm being paid to blank!".. so, i thought it'd be great to wack off in the clay target launching sheds in between loading them while the old guys shot at 'em.

never officially got caught but i was let go unexpectedly.