Whats the scariest thing that's happened to you, user?

Whats the scariest thing that's happened to you, user?

Accidentally texted my gf a link to /b

Avalanche while snowboarding

Bear while hiking

The apocalypse in my timeline

Niggers

Hid in a closet high as balls while my friend gets severely beaten by hid dad

Pretend to revive father via mouth-to-mouth in front of mother to give her hope when I knew he was dead right away

Knife pulled on me when I was 13.

That's was scary, but the fact that my mom didn't believe me and I didn't think the cops would do anything to help.

Now I'm afraid of even talking to people. I really want to take a gun and kill people like that cunt.

Reading chain emails.

liberals

Bad acid trip. More anxiety than I ever could have conceived of, and easily the worst thing I've ever experienced. I still do acid though.

encountered a nigger on the street when i lived in moldova, those are very very rate there

Theses days i had a nature call and when i was doing that, i was staring at the wall, then suddlenly it appeared blood just right where i was staring to...

My parent's house telephone rang and the caller id was blank. All I heard was static

found large a lump on my testicle; thought I was going to die of cancer; turned out to be nothing serious tho.

Is tucking in a tie a real thing ? If so i believe this to be the scariest thing ive seen.

It was more popular in the 50s and earlier. Before clips were popularised. To keep it from flying around.

my grandma almost cought me jerking off

niggers haha im so original kill me please

No, but seriously, it'd have to be the time I was stuck in the deep woods of Pennsylvania, lost as all hell.

Nothing I'm not a fagot

ur a fucking pussy. try getting robbed @ gun point 20 y/o in ur own home

Ahh same. Although I manage to run out and briefly hear it. Its not the scariest thing that's happened to me though

I saw an old woman get hit by a car when i was 4
I can still visualize everything that happened
I told my parents who were in the same car as me when i saw it what happened but they didnt believe me and didnt even turn their heads

stuck a finger in my ass while wanking and then i felt something there. I put in 3 fingers and pulled out a cockroach

That's nothing you deep pussy, try dying at age 12.

We're not all tough McGruff. Don't compare me to you.

You poor boy.

When I figured out people wipe while standing up

>a gun will make you die more than a knife

Alright, stay with me here.

I was visiting Paris with some friends and after dinner, I found an announcement online of what I thought was a rave sort of near our hotel. Well, I have a terrible sense of direction and Paris is confusing and my friends were beginning to mock me for my poor skills so I just winged it and headed for the first bar where I heard EDM playing and was like THIS IS IT SEE I TOLD YOU.

Anyway, we go in and find out it's downstairs in the basement of the bar and decide to have a few drinks before going down. The beer tasted like soap but that's not important.

My friends are fucking around so I tell them I'm going to go down to check it out. Before I even get halfway down the stairs I can smell rank piss. The scent just hit me in the face and I nearly gagged but I was bound and determined. I heard some very aggressive music so I manned up and walked down further.

When I got almost to the bottom of the stairs I peek in and see there's only three dudes in there. They all have shaved heads and are wearing sickle and hammer jackets.

One dude is at the dj booth running the music and has a needle in his arm, a second dude has his cock out and is fapping furiously to the beat and the third dude is just dancing.

I stumbled a little and they all stopped, music stopped, and they all just stared at me. I ran up the stairs, punched my friend in the ear and ran off.

I still can't understand what exactly was happening down there.

What do you mean by aggressive music?

Being alive.

I was inside a gas station right outside Waco, TX paying for ice. It was a ways out from and I was the only person there. A man pulled up on an ATV and pulled a gun on the clerk while I was in the back of the store and I realized he wasn't aware of my presence. Adrenaline and a little heroism built up and I thought I was going to do something about it but I don't carry so idk what my plan was. As soon as I squared up and he saw me, he pointed straight at my chest from 20 feet and yelled for me to get down on the ground.
At any time he could have ended everything in a single moment. The cliche life flashes before your eyes but the whole situation really puts in perspective how delicate and reckless life can be

I dunno. Kind of like really high tempo techno but with lots of screaming. I'm not a music critic, I just wanted to find some molly and have a good time.

I fell in love once really hard. Glad that's over.

That can be traumatic. I once saw a car pull in front of a bike that was exiting an express way. His bike stopped and rocked forward and he lifted over the car's hood.
Thinking about it now he was probably alive but I wish I could have done something to help. I have since installed a dash camera.

I saw a ghost. No bullshit.

how'd you get out of the timeline?

Slowly realizing you're not in love with the person you thought you were
That can be a life sentence

what contributes to a bad acid trip, just wondering

Underrated.

>>gf gets pulled in an alley while I'm skating downtown at night
>>brain writes horror story in milliseconds.
>>lose mind attack with skateboard.
>>blind rage.
>>he dead 7 hits ago
>>gf crying
>>not sure if because me or him
>>get back to car
>>blood everywhere
>>silent ride home
>>get home park in garage
>>she cleans car with bleach and vinegar top to bottom
>>burns skateboard
>>cleans trucks burns bushings and replaces them
>>we stand beside fire pit
>>she hugs me and tells me she loves me
>>drops to her knees and cries her eyes out while sucking my dick
>>fucked me up a bit for awhile.
>>mainly how she handled the whole thing.
>>went ahead an married her

Me slicing my pinky off. They reattached it, but goddamn.

what kind of fantasy do you live in

It's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me. I'm a total normie. She's a hardcore normie. That's why it was so fucked. I've never had episodes or any mental illness signs ever.
The whole night was a blur except for the sound his head made when it cracked. That will never leave me

How painful was it?. I lost a toe and felt no pain at all.

i wouldve done the same thing

Had a dream that I tried to kill myself but I wouldn't fucking die. Woke up and killed myself.

>Be me
>Be home alone
>Hear random fucking drill coming from basement
I know it's a shitty greentext, kill me if you want.

Had my hair get run over by a car

Did you die?

Yes, he wrote that from beyond the grave.

One time I bombed a hill like a dumb ass on my skateboard that I thought I could stop on, without a helmet as well. Speed wobbles and I slide probably ten feet on the side of my head and upper face. Knees, arms, and hands were scraped. Acouple of cool teens helped out me and my cousin who I was with while waiting for my parents. The scariest part to me was the fact that my life didn't flash before my eyes so if I did die (which I was close to is what the doctor told me) it all would have been over in a split second. All good now tho, I still go to the top and just look down when I visit

Salvia.

Can you even read? He fucking killed himself.

So you got down...

When me (17), and my sisters were visiting my mother who was staying at my aunts for a bit. They had 2 large dogs so it didn't bother her. But during the visit my sisters and mom left to take the dogs to the vet, they asked me to come but I really wanted to blow a load and I found it super hot just walking around naked with porn blasting at full volume so I declined. I regretted that shit as soon as my high from fapping wore off. Just me alone in the middle of nowhere for 4 hours and the sun is going down. I should also mention that I didn't have a phone since it broken and I got one a week later. So I just put on the office, set the volume loud and talked out loud to try to convince myself I wasn't scared. The scary part came when I had to take a huge shit and both of the bathrooms had toilets right next to windows without fucking curtains and it's pitch black outside. I bravely sat my ass down and just looked at the floor the whole time, this shit was long as fuck though so I was there for like 30 minutes and the only thing keeping me sane was the fact that I could hear, albeit lowly The Office playing in the background. Of course it's not to scary once you know that nothing really happened but holy shit I was terrified. Funny enough before I was alone when we arrived I teased my sisters about the Wendigo, Skincrawlers and other urban legends. But I was the only one scared in the end.

Plz tell me you're joking, and if not how tf do I know if there's a roach up my ass without having to fist myself

>I found it super hot just walking around naked with porn blasting at full volume so I declined.
I used to do this shit all the time. Best fucking faps of my life

Just a friendly reminder about autism awareness..

SAW A CUNT LIGHT HIMSELF ON FIRE!
Also saw a ghost last night.

sonic? that you?

Reached under the couch to grab a rubber ball I was playing with when I was 5. I felt a scratch and just thought i had brushed my hand against a loose spring or something. Next two days more and more fever. Drooling next, needing for bite. Bright light, don't want water. You nrvrt. Thirsty not. Headaches s

>This one time, I took a shit.

thats so terrible user, im sorry

I saw a streetwalker cross the street and get hit by a car. it was like 2 in the morning and I was sitting on a bus bench eating tacos. I called the cops and they asked me to check if she was breathing. I got close but the girl was all sorts of fucked. broken bones, couldn't talk, gargling breathing noise. it turned my stomach.

paramedics got there and let her die on the street. she was seriously that fucked.

ugh. I actually went home and my little sister was awake and I told her about it and I cried.

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When i was a kid sometimes a couple of my toys would turn on at night when i would try to sleep, i only dared to look once and they turned off immediately