>its the 89th minute
>youre up 1-0
>this guy is coming into your penalty box
what do you do?
Its the 89th minute
Give up.
bear hug him
grab him by the dick
suck his cock
do the "Michel"
Deflect his header
punch him in the fucking head
outside the penalty box
Nice and specific
>Then bale scores the free kick
Still lose
>Uefa post game ban
>Implying Ronaldo doesn't take the free kick resulting in the death of a bird flying over the stadium and you winning the match
Let him ruin in the penalty box uncontested and whine to the linesman when he taps it in
take off my boot, hand it to him and say someones calling him. clear the ball as he realizes its not a phone.
>he wouldnt score from a freekick
I whisper in his ear the names of every female in his family, because I spent the previous night doing google search
Commit a foul and watch tsunaldo miss his PK
>tsu
>missing penalties
Get another lad to mark him tightly from behind thus creating a very sexxy Ramos sandwich. Ronaldo will swoop in obviously to join the group hugfuck and in the confusion the goalie cathes the ball. I win.
>tsu
>scoring PKs when it matters
put ur biggest guy on him and wait for the ref ball
this was 4D chess to give them an easier draw though
Still salty about the Euro I see
I do. A team that ends up 3rd in group shouldn't pass
times when he fucked up:
CL final 2008, but he scored the first goal and they won anyway
CL Semi 2012, but he scored two goals and assisted one
Was gonna use TSUUU but I left that for a fellow user
>the bird carcass falls on top of Ashley Young
he also missed one at camp nou in 08, but they qualified.