Its the 89th minute

>its the 89th minute
>youre up 1-0
>this guy is coming into your penalty box
what do you do?

Give up.

bear hug him

grab him by the dick

suck his cock

do the "Michel"

Deflect his header

punch him in the fucking head
outside the penalty box

Nice and specific
>Then bale scores the free kick

Still lose
>Uefa post game ban

>Implying Ronaldo doesn't take the free kick resulting in the death of a bird flying over the stadium and you winning the match

Let him ruin in the penalty box uncontested and whine to the linesman when he taps it in

take off my boot, hand it to him and say someones calling him. clear the ball as he realizes its not a phone.

>he wouldnt score from a freekick

I whisper in his ear the names of every female in his family, because I spent the previous night doing google search

Commit a foul and watch tsunaldo miss his PK

>tsu
>missing penalties

Get another lad to mark him tightly from behind thus creating a very sexxy Ramos sandwich. Ronaldo will swoop in obviously to join the group hugfuck and in the confusion the goalie cathes the ball. I win.

>tsu
>scoring PKs when it matters

put ur biggest guy on him and wait for the ref ball

this was 4D chess to give them an easier draw though

Still salty about the Euro I see

I do. A team that ends up 3rd in group shouldn't pass

times when he fucked up:
CL final 2008, but he scored the first goal and they won anyway
CL Semi 2012, but he scored two goals and assisted one

Was gonna use TSUUU but I left that for a fellow user

>the bird carcass falls on top of Ashley Young

he also missed one at camp nou in 08, but they qualified.