This shit again, I'm back fuckers

This shit again, I'm back fuckers

You are in a room, next to you, a chest and a door, there is also a window

Dubs decide what happens next

Pull a big swastika shaped dildo out of the trunk

shits

find 10 gold coins in the chest and a diet coke

A train crashes right through the chamber door!

Break the window and slit your wrists with glass shards

Equip chest as strap on

So close

lick the doorknob

Roll

Body slam the door.

Pedobear pops out of nowhere.

Cast Mirror Image

Chinese dragon pops out of the chest

Finds rope in chest and hangs myself

Throw chest out of window, use curtains or bedding to male a rope, hang yourself.

Use dick to try to open the chest

>open door

This

Carve glory hole in door

Termites begin eating thru the door

rollan

Use psychic powers to summon a flock of one eyed crows

Throw the chest out the window

Visited by gorilla, now you have a gorilla in there too

Reroool

Reroll

A wild stampede of exotic animals stampedes through the door Jumanji-style and flattens the lonely stickman.

>watch the dice read five or 8

Have a wank

Jerk off to pic of OPs mom

reroll

>still no dubs
Unzip dick

So close

Reroll

USE YOUR AWESOME POWER TO SUMMON DUBS ABOVE YOUR HEAD

Roll for this

Panic

Reroll friendo

Roll

Throw the chest through the window.

Grab a handgun from the chest

Open the chest up and poop in it. Then close it. Walk out the door and tell someone to go inside and open the chest. Watch his reaction through the window.

DUH!

a pencil magicaly appears in his hand

Forcibly blind myself by jamming my thumbs into my eyes.

Penis*

Rolling

Roll

Roll

Ty my friend
Roll

Very well. A penis magically appears in his hand.

reroll

Cher is in the chest

Attempt to suck my own cock and eat my sperm for nourishment.

Jesus fuck this is the worst run of dubs getting I've ever seen

Lol

kek, rerolling

Winrar

Rerolling

apocalypse

Seriously fag

Are you shitting me

Wtf first dubs is lol?

For ducks sake guys

We all lol

Eat shit and die

> first dub of the thread
> wasted get

lol?

fucking lol?????

wtf, user.

Godamnit

you fucking retard

Fuck my own ass goddamnit

Yes. Open door and get out

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUBS WASTED TWICE NOW TRIPS

Number 2 we god damnit!!!

chek'd and

w.t.f
t.
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f
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Looks like we have to laugh out loud now....

Self inflicted blindness by jamming thumb in eyes

This thread has no hope

So much consistent fail.

Cheddar popcorn in the chest

Congrats

Look through the window and think about life and how you got here

indeed.

1. break window
2. decapitate self with broken window
3. the end

I hate myself

Smash dick with the chest lid

just say something
>guy opens door and stubs his goddam toe

Stick man laughs out loud
Now what

Fuck you

I think it is a pretty good thread

Finally

Welp, that's all folks.

/thread

...

fucking finally

It's r kelly peeing in a closet

2nd this

Stick man's already dead

WELL THATS ALL FOLKS

OP this was my favorite thread all week

What the fuck
I left for a while and


Wow