/sino/ - china/chinese thread

which dialect is the best?
which dialect is the worst? (it's taiwans 娘 men)
why is china your favorite country?

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I love China. I want Chinese wife.

>which dialect is the best?

chinese in taiwan because it' much more easier for me to understand their traditional chinese character

>which dialect is the worst?

simplified chinese is bullshit

>why is china your favorite country?

because of the history we have experienced
we have been interacting with each other since the ancient times

How many chinese dialects are there? Is the one used in movies the most used?

I think there are more than 10 Chinese dialects. The most use in movies is Cantonese. The most spoken dialect in Western countries is also Cantonese.

> The most spoken dialect in Western countries is also Cantonese.
fortunately i think this is changing, at least in college towns

Some linguists consider Chinese to be a group of languages, so the more appropriate technical term is "variety" to account for the fact that they're different to the point of being mutually unintelligible.

That's because the students that come over now are mostly from China.

yeah that was kinda the implication buddy

>The most spoken dialect in Western countries is also Cantonese.
That's interesting, in SEA they use hokkien as their language.

>why is china your favorite country?

Most underacted waifus

underrated? Yeah I agree.

Also mandarin sounds pretty cute depending on the speaker.

>nei ge nei ge nei ge nei ge

STOP THIS

what's like, wrong with it
like, i don't get it

What's this China place?
Can somebody give me the cliff notes?

I think it's a colony of taiwan

It's a tonal language so it will all be cringingly bad.

Thanks to those primary and middle school women teachers who were the major force in spreading Mandarin to Hokkien-speaking young generation, so we could hear a kind of Mandarin that sounds somewhat feminine from Taiwan now. kek

it's like, um, well, just like "mai neige"

Are Chinese qt attracted to europeans white ?

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功夫熊猫

b...but it's an American cartoon. Anyway, do you like panda?

I like him because he's 胖胖

>him
sorry, didn't make myself clear. I meant a real life panda.
tho I indeed find Po plump and amusing

Mandarin is best
Cantonese is fugly
China is best cuz history and philosophy

Japan is my favourite Chinese country

Remove sushi

simplified chinese actualy stem from chinese writing history, but dont expect the illiterate guilao understand this

every chinese languages are fucking pig disgusting because it's the tonal language but i find cantonese is fun

Chinese people should be ASHAMED of themselves

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I'd choose Suzhou dialect.

My wife is Chinese (born in China and grew up in China style Chinese).
I want to show my mother-in-law just how much I love her daughter. I would love to do this by giving my wife anilingus while she is sitting with the mother-in-law.

Non-standard, of course, but would a mother (don't worry about men) in China accept that?

of course, it's widely accepted and additionally you have to suck your father-in-law's dick to get some Yang to neutralize the Yin that your gf's anal brings you according to Taoism theory

No. Her father is dead.
Not joking either. I'd like to have sex with her Mum, but I won't out of respect for my wife.

Seems like its the tradition.

ahhahah what the fuck

Assuming all of the Chinese languages are considered as "dialects":
>which dialect is the best?
Beijing dialect
>which dialect is the worst? (it's taiwans 娘 men)
Cantonese
>why is china your favorite country?
It isn't but the women are qt so there's that

What's this from?

Beijing dialect is shit.

From a Chinese newspaper.

>Beijing dialect is shit.
this

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i love these /sino/ threads. they're always so cancerous, and that's what makes them interesting.