You won the lottery, a $100,000,000 jackpot, what are the first 10 things you buy/do?

you won the lottery, a $100,000,000 jackpot, what are the first 10 things you buy/do?

invest it all, live off dividends, donate generously to well-rated charities.

>donate to charities

Sign lottery ticket.
Don't tell anybody.
Take note of who my friends are RIGHT NOW.
Don't DO anything different.
Make copies, take pics.
Get a bank safe deposit box.
Put in box.
Hire an attorney from a large national banking firm.
Divvy up moneys for family members into locked funds.
S&P 500 and US treasuries.
?profit
Party up vegas with friends, hookers n blow, drink my face off.

Bit that are only three things user

Buy a nuke from North korea
Kill myself with the nuke

gey

This.

But I'd lie to my friends and family. And take a zero off the amount I tell them I won.

Actually the more I think of it the less I'd like to tell anyone. I'm sure I could keep it hidden. Just say I made a little money from an app I developed.

1) cash it in, make sure 20% was sent to a seperate account somewhere in a secret place.

2) after a month, tell wife we won (the 80% - mine wont check)

3) dont tell any friends, but pay of mortages.

4) make sure kids are taken care of for life.

5) create a fake company i can say i make money in. and start using a little on vacations etc.

6) perhaps buy an eastern european slut to have in an appartment somewhere in the city, which i can enjoy when i want to.

pay off all my debt
pay off parent's house
remodel house
buy super high end computer systems


That's really about it.

The same thing I do every night.

Buy property, build house with a really nice studio, offer studio use to my favorite bands free of charge.

Also, build threadripper/vega64 system that is balls to the wall bananas.

That's mighty white of you.

feelsbadman

1. Pay off debts
2. Help my parents, they deserve better
3. Pay for my little brother to go to college, they're smarter than I'll be
4. Buy a cintiq, I just love to draw
5. Buy more art shit I guess
6. Move to Alaska to build my dream home in solitude
7. Hang out with friends in snow fortress and just play d&d for days
8. Buy an el camino (1967, of course)
9. Try to win the love of my life back
10. Be happy

nice
might have to steal that alaska one from ya, would be pretty comfy to live in a mansion in the snow, on a comfy recliner playing ps4 on a big ass tv, next to a wood fireplace and so on

>first 10 things

Hell i dont need 10...

-Pay off everything on credit report
-Pay cash for brand new car
-Sell house in the city move to country
-Buy lots of acres and put new house in the middle
-set up trust funds for my 3 kids

Buy an el camino (1967, of course)

You're alright bro

why do you want to move to the country? its boring out here

i think you're missing the ">"

Grew up in the country. I miss it.
>dirt biking
>target shooting
>parties/bon fires

And the biggest reason

>absolutely no nosey fucking neighbors

It really is cozy, I just need to make it there.
It's the best year imo, and when I get enough cash I'll get one for sure

Start a construction company
Build apartment towers all around the globe

Profit

That... Sounds like a fantastic way to live out my life...

Thanks for the idea user.

true

invest, give parents and family all they could ever want
buy massive amounts of land, build nice house
contact only closest of friends
live like a king

i can give more cozy description if you want me to?

Lets put your descriptive powers to the test. What can you do?

>Buy Sup Forums
>allow cheese pizza

1) pay off debt
2) mother gets 2million
3) secret savings in 4 banks known only to me
4) each bank has physical safe to hold $1million in: Gold, Silver, Diamonds and Platinum.
5) pay for all earthly desires: vidya, music, new car, paid in full house in the mountains, etc . . .
6) $10,000 to Dad, brothers, sister and close family. Legal meeting ensuring a one time thing. Don't ask again.
7) invest money to ensure constant cash flow
8) pay for extra security: physical/cyber
9) pay for classes for master's doctrine degrees in multiple feilds
10) become goddamn Iron Man and get paid being a military Guinea pig for weapons development

I would buy myself a google so that I can play all my ps4 games in bluray quality

investments.

i'd offer trump the half of that money to get the fuck off the president chair lol

Hire a lawyer
Buy annuities
Hire an accountant
Start at least 2 dummy llc's
Think about what city I would like to live in
After this it depends on what the lawyer says. I have never had that much money so I'm not sure how to handle it.

imagine your sitting in a nice warm recliner next to a nice warm fireplace in a spacey mansion in the middle of an alaskan winter, its snowing outside, the sun is slowly setting in the distance, your playing a game on ps4, gta maybe, just banter with online mates, you occasionally glance out the big window next to your 100" flatscreen to watch the snow fall for a few short moments while your game loads, you just finished dinner made by your personal chef, it was a beautiful roast cooked to perfection, cookies and cream ice cream for dessert, a sexy latina is waiting naked in bed when ever you feel like a fuck. thats all i have for now

5-0 would shut it down

i could have been more descriptive but on phone so cbf

100" screen is hard to play on man i mean surely its bigger than ur peripheral or maybe just cuz i need glasses i could sit that far back

sounds cozy

>checked

>i want this so bad right now...

>Hire a lawyer
first thing should always be this. you can do a lot of stupid shit, but they will always get you for tax evasion

your sitting far back enough that you can easily see the whole screen

ye thats why i said i couldnt do that cuz i need glasses ill never get a clear enough view like that

>fly to some poor country
>move in with super poor family
>pay them loads for their children
>childporn.webm
>sex all the kids after filming
>thank the family for letting me live with them for a while
>sell the videos to highest bidder
>eventually get arested
>pay bail
>repeat

Invest it so my money will grow/work for me.
From this I will have a steady income allowing me to live a comfortable life without any worries.

A ticket to heaven and be all by myself forever and ever and ever and donate the rest

you git a smoller tv than(feelsbadman)

how do you watch movies at the cinema than?

i know i was just being pedantic about ur 100" idea

allow the cinema i aint got time fo dat

get lawyer
hire financial planner
cash ticket
pay off debt
give family members lump sums and tell them thats it
buy 2 houses
buy more McMansions and rent them out to section 8, because all them suburbanites fled the city, i'll send the city top them.
invest in tech stocks google/amazon
enjoy life
die rich

buy 5-0

i see

Buy a Renault alpine a110
Buy a nice house
Hookers
Get a few nice amps and guitars
Pay someone 100 bucks to fuck off
Buy lifetime Tickets for every good amusement Park in the World
Drugs and booze
Open my own stripclub
Eat the most expensive ice cream
Get a birman cat

i know

literally nothing came of this conversation except we are both closer to death

how art thou purchase authoritatian figure

Make thread on Sup Forums, give out 10 000 each third poster.

This.

You got It, tell no one go on as normal for a bit.

Get new job but actually do fuck all (something tech based I can do from home) and 'earn' well.

Eventually 'earn' enough to help out some family and friends and enjoy myself.

death is inevitable, banter is not, i cherish you user

#1 keep it a secret

#2 don't be an idiot & buy tons of shit so ppl think you're a drug dealer

what would thee do widdit

and i you fellow faggot

racist cunt