2017

>2017
>not owning a rolex

Explain yourself, poorfags ;)

Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly? hehe ;)
it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)

You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;) hehe

I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch ;))

Surprised you can afford a watch with all the food you're eating

This post is getting old as fuck.
Try something else OP

I know this is pasta but serious question.

How the fuck do you get so fat your hands turn fat?

>almost got laid, twice
>almost

>2017
>ostentatious displays of expenditure

Fat fag wears wears Rolex and thinks he's an alpha while badass alphas wear G Shock

Shiieettt

>seals
>badass
lol

what the fuck is wrong with your hand you absolute Elephant hoofed bastard

Why would you own a flesh coloured boxing glove?

Rolex watches are overrated! They lose time like a bitch. Constantly having to take them in to a jewelry repair.

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So his Rolex can can tie it down tight

kek

Do I see a Flex? B/tards want to know...

Did you sell your knuckles for that Rolex?

You got the cheap one.

Folex

I'm not hungry for pasta today

Well you need something to compensate for those whale arms. Also obvious repost is obvious

They used to be the best. Now they're mediocre at time and have the accuracy of a blind sniper. But hey they cost a lot so they must be cool, said daddy's boy

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Club-fist lookin-ass

right
and u bought those 3 weeks in a row ?

Did you sell your knuckles for it??

How did you pay for it? WIth all the soap you made from the fat removed from your body?

>>predistressed hat, knife and gear clean as fuck, backwards flag patch
Fuck outta here with this fake ass operator shit

gimme bitcoins

how fucking fat are you

About as retarded as you are

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You know you're morbidly obese when you'r body doesen't know where to put the fat anymore so it stores it in you'r hands and fingers.