Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly? hehe ;) it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)
You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;) hehe
I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch ;))
Cameron Nguyen
Surprised you can afford a watch with all the food you're eating
Adam Long
This post is getting old as fuck. Try something else OP
Kayden Garcia
I know this is pasta but serious question.
How the fuck do you get so fat your hands turn fat?
Tyler Cooper
>almost got laid, twice >almost
Dominic Martin
>2017 >ostentatious displays of expenditure
Bentley Ross
Fat fag wears wears Rolex and thinks he's an alpha while badass alphas wear G Shock
Charles Morris
Shiieettt
Andrew Carter
>seals >badass lol
Brody Thompson
what the fuck is wrong with your hand you absolute Elephant hoofed bastard
Tyler Moore
Why would you own a flesh coloured boxing glove?
Camden Thompson
Rolex watches are overrated! They lose time like a bitch. Constantly having to take them in to a jewelry repair.
William Anderson
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Jeremiah Hughes
So his Rolex can can tie it down tight
Evan Stewart
kek
Lincoln Sanchez
Do I see a Flex? B/tards want to know...
Noah Ward
Did you sell your knuckles for that Rolex?
Isaiah Harris
You got the cheap one.
Robert Torres
Folex
Xavier Turner
I'm not hungry for pasta today
Aaron Anderson
Well you need something to compensate for those whale arms. Also obvious repost is obvious
Blake Hernandez
They used to be the best. Now they're mediocre at time and have the accuracy of a blind sniper. But hey they cost a lot so they must be cool, said daddy's boy
Isaac Gray
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Elijah Kelly
Club-fist lookin-ass
Jose Barnes
right and u bought those 3 weeks in a row ?
Joseph Butler
Did you sell your knuckles for it??
Luis Turner
How did you pay for it? WIth all the soap you made from the fat removed from your body?
Benjamin Ross
>>predistressed hat, knife and gear clean as fuck, backwards flag patch Fuck outta here with this fake ass operator shit
Brandon White
gimme bitcoins
Gabriel Parker
how fucking fat are you
Christian Baker
About as retarded as you are
Benjamin Wilson
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Kevin King
You know you're morbidly obese when you'r body doesen't know where to put the fat anymore so it stores it in you'r hands and fingers.