I fucked up Sup Forums

I fucked up Sup Forums

>be me 21 and working at pizza place
>making pizza on the line daily grind for cooking experience
>suddenly boss calls out to me
>"Hey user so I took a look at your phone and-"
>ohfuck.jpg
>"so were you reading a slash fic?"
>NANI?!
>my cover is blown, my boss now knows I'm a filthy degenerate weab who reads fan fiction, but even worse he thinks it's gay fan fiction.
>"no its... it's fanfiction"
>might as well come clean
>"i only read it because I ran out of books to read, it's just a normal story it's not gay!"

My boss now probably things I'm a degenerate faggot. Wat do.

suck his dick like in one of your japanese animes

Play it off casually and don't give a fuck; it was on your phone, and meant for your private reading. Even if he knows, everyone has their kink.

>pizza
>cooking experience

pick one

also tell your dad to stop looking at your phone

>My boss now probably things I'm a degenerate faggot
>Posting on Sup Forums
>Definitely a degenerate faggot

as a boss, i don't think it's acceptable to use employee's phones unless they're company property or if you have explicit permission


am i weird one or does it just mean op lives in america

yes because everyone knows how liberal americans are with their laws

Your boss is a bullshitter, he read it all
And liked it

Use this as leverage. Document this and if he were to ever fire you, you can bring this up in court and get a payday. No employer has the right to infringe on a person's privacy, especially on the job. Drug tests are the only exception.

Hey man it's free exp

And it's my boss not my dad

He should probably join a trade union, they can specialise with cases like this.

I fucked up Sup Forums

>be me 32 and working at pizza place
>supervise turds making pizza on the line
>they think it's "cooking experience" LOL
>pic up this one kids phone
>some gay ass fanfic
>call him out
>"Hey user so I took a look at your phone and-"
>he looks like ohfuck.jpg
>"so were you reading a slash fic?"
>his cover is blown, I now know he's a filthy degenerate weeb who reads fan fiction, but even worse it's definitely gay fan fiction.
>he mumbles something about "fanfiction"
>then says "i only read it because I ran out of books to read, it's just a normal story it's not gay!"
>now I'm sure it's gay

Pretty sure he's a degenerate faggot. Wat do.

delivering newspapers is not experience for being a writer you fucking retarded turd and you're not cooking any more than a paperboy is writing

WHY IS YOUR BOSS LOOKING THRU YOUR PHONE??

WHY IS ANYONE LOOKING THRU YOUR PHONE WITHOUT TO EXPLICIT CONSENT???

WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY FOR HIM TO DO AND NOT ME MAD ABOUT IT????

You need to file a harassment lawsuit against him, what he did was illegal, he had no right to look thru your phone. Sue him

I fucked up Sup Forums

>be me a premade crust at pizza place
>kid is putting sauce and cheese on me
>dumbass things he's a sous chef
>suddenly his boss calls out
>I'm only half sausaged
>boss found some gay ass fanfic on his phone
>kid is clearly a faggot
>just hope he washes his hands after sucking the bosses dick
>just stands there not finishing me
>it's so awkward I'm now looking forward to the 450ยบ oven and a quick oblivion
>just finish the fucking sausage you queer
>and let me die
>kid is clearly a faggot

I'm half made and uncooked sitting in front of this weeaboo faggot. Wat do.

I mean I left it out and on, I was kind of asking for it

asking to get deep throated by your boss you faggot

That doesn't matter. Your employer still has zero right to look through it. I'm no paralegal, but it might be a wise investment to contact a lawyer about this if there is any way you could prove that he did, maybe CCTV footage. It'll be hard to prove, but if you can, get ready to own your own pizza joint.

I fucked up Sup Forums

>be me a cell phone at pizza place
>this faggot kid who reads gay ass fanfic on me is making pizza on the line
>suddenly boss calls out to me
>finally someone maybe will text a girl or something anything but more shota
>boss reads and says
>"Hey user so I took a look at your phone and so were you reading a slash fic?"
>my cover is blown, his boss now knows I'm a filthy degenerate android who is only used for shitty fan fiction, but even worse he's probably got some of the kids semen on his hands now.
>kid stammers "no its... it's fanfiction"
>I wish he would clean me or at least not bust a nut on me
>"i only read it because I ran out of books to read, it's just a normal story it's not gay!"

The boss now probably things I'm a degenerate faggots toy and has cum on his hands. Wat do.

Do this OP, lawyer up you pussy