My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Matthew Kelly
>John
Nolan Bell
I miss this copypasta. Should be posted more often
Nolan Peterson
what the fuck man, just cuz ur a little more well off than me doesnt mean you can come on the ANOYNYmos image board and rip on us. we are legion we will hack you
Lincoln Butler
Newfag
Landon Jenkins
Newer newfag.
Noah Jones
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Josiah Richardson
sage
Dominic Hernandez
Heh.
Landon Torres
Hey John do you even know how to shit right? This is me, chad. I'mma kick your fucking ass.
John Roberts
newer newer newfag
Carter Smith
John you're the virgin here.
Eli Lopez
Newer newer newer newfag
Julian Smith
john why aren't you replying are you too intimidated by my threats?
Parker Mitchell
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Parker Rodriguez
Finally some original content on Sup Forums.
Asher Smith
Hey when John comes back show him this pic. In it, John is the virgin. Chad is me.
You see John, if you hide in a porter potty your whole life then you'll never be able to do a fair fight.
Nicholas Hill
Nice bait. John and mrs john are so orange. They put the orange cockwomble to shame.
Jordan Sanchez
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Brandon Ross
if only that were true, hahaha we all know he's a truck driver know and she's just an annoying shit
Ryder Morales
Cmon user, you just took obvious bait and outed yourself as the newfag. Learn from this
>we are legion
Really? You thought this user was serious?
Oliver Allen
Holy shit it's Jason Blaha
Tyler Bailey
let's pretend this was real for a second. you and your girl look like Donald trump fucked an orange at a beach to conceive you, and the school probably made you captain and gave you A's because they thought it'd be racist to do otherwise. but that's only if it were real. nice b8 m8, maybe it'll get some h8
Evan Price
nice bait.
Elijah Garcia
ackchually, the captain of the fb team at my hs was john (pic related)
Ryan White
Hey John. Nice to see ya. Please come as often as possible. The nignog threads are driving us insane. You were the greatest thing that ever happened here. And deserve to make a come back.
Andrew Davis
bump
Eli Gomez
LOOK BAIT QUICK GET TO THE CANNONS, LOCK THE DOORS
