What's the most American thing you can think of?

What's the most American thing you can think of?

Be creative

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Being molested by someone in the church and feeling like it was your fault... then years later you find out every boy in church was being molested and then you feel a little less special like was he just a horn dog or did he just have a ton of good looking and nice boys in his church... to this day I still don't know... and pledging allegiance to the flag before school every morning

A drive thru that you can get booze at. And yes, they exist.

Leave with your dramatic bullshit. That's not what this thread is about fag.

Stupid fat people

cherry pie

Hating niggers, but not being able to say it out loud

Being shot by police while eating your extra large Big Mac

being allowed to hate your county, burn your flag, and threaten your president

not get killed by muslims every other week

diabetes

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Smoking a fat cigar, drinking Jack and beating off all at the same time

Chili.

Shooting people in the face like idiots because "freedom" and something to do with bears having arms

A good old 12g shotgun

Take that back.
I have a right to arm bears
it says so in the constipution

Sup Forums.

Freedom of speech + degeneracy = MURICA

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Having the right to guns and being able to shoot up a school, but not the right to free healthcare.

having a job/ general purpose

Ignorance of the world in general.

Why to the bears need guns anyway? They have fucking claws. Madness

Calling someone a nigger and thinking its ok

>upstanding African-American gentlemen attempt to rape my wife, daughter, and cat
>shoot them non-fatally
>wife and I get arrested for hate crimes
>model citizens get congressional medal of honor for standing up to oppressive white regime
Just a day in the life

Can't forget my daughter got given to the gentlemen through child protective services

Nuking civilians

not caring about others (even their own) and wondering why everybody hates them

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>the ass was fat

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that's the filename you dickwad

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Dafuq is all that yellow shit all over him?

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Adipose tissue

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I'm OP. This is exactly what this thread is about. You just got upset because he painted a pretty accurate picture while you probably still have this romantic and retarded vision of what America is, when in reality it's the land of degeneracy. Stay mad, patriotfag.

Beauty Marks

fungi grows in dark, moist places

can't blame the fungi tho

Getting shot at
>Kindergarten
>Elementary school
>Junior high school
>High school
>College
>Work
>Cinema
>McDonald's
>Church
>Military base
>Mall

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A bucket of bald eagle nuggets, I guess

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Buddy I don't think you can legally threaten the president.

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The world needs dicks to fuck all the pussies and assholes in the world.

Unfortunately the search continues for a dick big enough for americas gaping asshole.

>gun safety conventions

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Just look at the butthurt here? Thats all you need to know.

>by your 2-year old

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You did an unfunny version of a joke from Team America.

This is an America thread. The be unfunny thread is anywhere else.

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suck it yurofags

FUCK YEAH!

being racist, not even kidding racism was is so american like baseball

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Best post in the thread hands down.

Nobody post because you won't do as good as this.

why do americans always cite this like they did it themselves? twelve men in total have walked on the moon, this pic is a far more accurate representation of american achievements

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How do you actually get this fat? At some point you must go "i'm full" or "maybe I shouldnt eat a whole truck full of lard today"

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Fahrenheit.

>Be American
>Born with no brain
>????
>Become that fat

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youtu.be/zxslOcJ9M3s

Baseball and apple pie.

basepie or appleball

You know, I could probably put up with you guys if it meant bottle-o drive thrus

now way this is real

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..........it's America............

Hating yourself

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>stop using "o" words to describe fat people
>obese
>overweight

jesus fucking christ.

I would fuck the shit out of her. Is that American?

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Fuck that. They are obese, unfit, fat, lard guzzlers, who want to be thin and lose weight, and deserve no respect.

While you are correct, the teenage angst of your post embarrasses me to where I don't want to agree with you.

>played lacrosse in high school
>rich east coast kid with an east coast brick house mansion
>mom and dad are both med school grads, both are surgeon
>daddy's money
>owns a range rover
>only focuses on sports and has no time for all the puh he could be getting in the meantime

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Somehow...
>Proper investment into Education and Healthcare is a socialist Hellhole.

Yet...
>Strict immigration enforcement, high foreign trade tariffs, a massive wall, and subsidy hand outs for well off defense/oil industries over the poor are the policies of a conservative christian nation

lol

Sitting in Wrigley Field watching a baseball game eating a hotdog and beer as F-14s fly over head and the crowd goes nuts and not having to give a shit about the rest of the world cause there isn't another country for like 1,000 miles (Canada doesn't count) and not one foreign politician effects your life.
I mean, can any other country do anything like that?

You mean do any other countries waste tax payer money on the military to fly over stadiums that are inexplicably built with tax payer money?

I dunno.

sure thing faggot

HAIL KEK

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