Well?

Well?

I honestly would, if it meant you would stop making these threads. Can we work something out?

logging in!

who is he?

would you really compromise your personal values just for one little thing that irritates you? If you're a logless, immature shill that's fine, just be true to yourself and own it until you grow out of this embarrassing phase

hey kid, do your parents ever let you out of the house? Do you need me to call someone?

yep you're still a faggot autist

you're gonna need to learn some big boy shit talk if you're gonna play in the grown up leagues kiddo

try some Grow up on for size big league boy faggot

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truth

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Grow up

Grow up

Take a log pill

Grow up

fuck yea i want hot logs of andys shit

You really are pathetic. Look at what you do for fun, you fucking loser.

How much longer do we need to endure this cancer, Sup Forums? I get that this place is a shithole, but cmon

time to grow up

Why on earth does OP keep telling people to groe up? This from someone that actually eats shit...

OP, did you used to post those insufferable battle toads threads a few years ago?

op loves when you call him a faggot and tell him to kill himself

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asslog

hotclog

now you're speaking my language

Daddy Andy, why do the Logless exist? :(

Do you feel better after throwing your little fit? Do you know you'll be a grown up one day?

Someone needs to spank his bare ass red in front of his parents. Maybe he'd mature a bit then.

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Well what you dumb fuck

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Newfag

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Dude fuck off. Its not anyone else's fault but yours that your parents never loved you. Maybe if you would have stopped obsessing over some queer faggot's shit, they might have thought about leaving you at a fire station instead of in a dumpster

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Samefag much, faggot?

No wonde youre unloved

Kek

i woudn't be surprised if this kind of uninspired and repetitive threads are actually created by mods to keep this shithole going

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Josh Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Josh Dryden’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)

go fuck yourself stupid mod

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Log Slidding, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret log slides down people's throats, and I have over 300 confirmed clogged throats. I am trained in log slidding and I’m the top slidder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slid you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the log, maggot. The log that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slid logs down your throat and clogging it in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just from eating corn. Not only am I extensively trained in log slidding, but I have access to the entire fiber supply of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slide my ass-ripping giant creamy steamy dreamy logs of shit down your miserable throat off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all down your throat and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. ~Andy

kek

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now that's what I call a party

>be me
>single father
>daughter is in elementary school
>Let's call her Jill
>she signs up for the school spelling bee
>spend all week going over flash cards and practicing
>the big day arrives
>she's killing it
>most of the kids who entered are fucking retards
>one kid spells "catch" with a "k"
>I shout "get off the stage faggot"
>dirty looks from all the parents around me
>don't care my daughter's clearly gonna win
>it comes down to the last two kids
>the fat slut judge clears her throat
>"Jill, your word is 'six'"
>she spells it perfectly
>"S-I-X-X. Sixx"
>mfw the judge shakes her head no
>"I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>other kid spells it with one fucking "x" and the judge grants him the point
>clenching my teeth so tight I break a crown
>literally shit my pants full I'm so angry
>other parents move away from me as it starts to smell like shit
>now the score is tied
>"Jill, your word is 'sliding'"

>Jill leans in to the mic
>"S-L-I-D-D-I-N-G. Slidding."
>I stand up to clap
>some shit slidds down my slacks and lands on my shoe leaving a massive skid mark
>then that fat cunt judge says "I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>pick up my chair and start bashing the other parents without mercy
>kids all start screaming and running
>take down my slacks and let my muddy ass mess slop fall on the floor
>scoop up a handfull and chuck it at fat judge bitches face
>directhit.exe
>my dick is out now and fully erect
>someone pulls the fire alarm
>one of the kids pulls a gun out of his backpack and starts a shooting rampage
>pretty bad ass actually
>grab the judge slut by the hair and lift her off the ground
>"please, let me go,"
>I look her dead in the eyes
>"Logless shills aren't welcome here."
>slam her down on her desk, breaking her spine clean in half
>the rampaging kid asks the spelling bee winner if he beleives in god and then shoots him in the face
>Jill snatches the first place trophy from his cold dead hands
>"Daddy I won!"
>you sure did, sweety. You sure did.

>you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit.

Coincidentally, you dont have a high enough IQ to realize that youre a fucking idiot so I suppose we cant trust you to comment on your own IQ, retard

My boi you're still pushing this? i thought this was a bit of a spurred on fad. i saw this shit like 5 months ago at least

ohh shit lookout! Junior here with the zingers!

Retard alert! Logless shill detected.

dubs logged
>you're
implying there's only one kek

Secret underground of loggers activated
Over 100 logless shills prolapserated
You fucking with Andy bitch you better not be masquerading
Cause I'm log mcswayze
Known by jay-z
The logs inside Sup Forums
There's no where to hide G.
So try and bribe me but the logs won't stop
No they won't stop.

kids say the darndest things amirite

Till I prolapse I'm shitting these logs long as you eat 'em
Till the day that they stop you'll never say that I'm not slidding 'em
‘Cause when I am clogged, then I'ma stop shitting 'em
And your are not an log boi and I am just not Andy Sixx
Steam-supreme cream logs, when I'ma stop dumping 'em?
Feces are caught in throats, gulp 'em and hock feces'm
Adrenaline shots of anti-diarrheal could not get the sliddin' to stop
A-logsicillin's just not steamy enough
The criminal log suckin', log-slop villain
A creamier crap to cop millions of piss listeners
You're tasting my shit, slidde it or not, you're gonna eat it
Like I showed you the spirit of logs in us
You slidd it a lot, feces to shat
Is it a creamsicle or am I just product of shit bubblin' up?
Fa shitzel, my nizzel, this is the log, open wide
You niggers forgot, Andy does not give a fuck

Till the shorts come off, till the logs slidd out
Till my bowels give out, can't shut my ass
Till the steam clears out, Did my ass prolapse?
I'ma rip this shit till your throat collapse

Logs is like magic, there's a bloated feeling you get
When you grunt and you sit, and people are eating your shit
This is your logroll, and every single loaf that you spend
Tryna hold on to it because you may never shit it again
So while you're pushing, try to shit as much shit as you can
And when your dump is over, just admit when it's at its end
I'm at the end of my throat with half the shit that gets in
I got a list, here's the order of my list that shit's in
It goes Andy, toilets, my throat and feces
Andy from BvB, sewers, shitholes, ass, and then me
But with logs inside of me I'm the cause of a lot of envy
So when I'm filled with his shit, the steam does not offend me
That's why you see me slidd around
Like logs are not up in me
Even though half you people want a fuckin' log from in me
You hate it, but you know respect you got to give me
The logboi's wet dream, like Andy and Filthy; Pissboi, hit me

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checked

fairly sure. The memes were pretty good at first I even learned how to use gimp to put one out, but now they are china tier quantity over quality

make better ones
and get fucked cunt

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Samefagging is such a shame.

I bet when you took ypur IQ tests, your results came back saying you were a faggot. Such a shame. They werent even testing for that kek

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Kek

fake news
grow up

hey kid calm down a sec I'm actually curious... what's your obsession with IQ tests? Is this an aspergers thing or...

OP here. mfw come back 2 hours later and this thread is still up

You've logged well tonight

doing gods work op

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Oh look some faggot thinks hes the smartest thing in the world because he can use photoshop

Die in hell, faggot

Nothing. I didnt even bring it up but i dont expect some retard like you to be mentally capable of recalling that

>same fag

Proof?

I guess the proof is in the pudding
Feces
pudding
putting
putting pudding
putting feces pudding in my throat
andy sixx

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"Brown Floyd the Log!
Brown Floyd the Log!
Brown Floyd the Log!"

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someone must really hate this guy to try to force a meme so hard, i mean damm......

this is one of the best posts i've ever read on Sup Forums.

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user's Guide to Enjoying an Andy Sixx Log Roll® The Original and the Best®

Step 1: Wrap your lips around Andy's puckered slop hole.
Step 2: Give Andy a couple of gentle sucks to let him know you're ready for your creamy treat.
Step 3: At this point inhale deeply, relax your jaw and open your throat.
Step 4: Allow Andy's fresh log to enter your fucking throat. Note: Andy's logs are sopping wet to allow easy sliding.
Step 5: Contract your throat muscles to work the dreamy turd down.
Step 6: Burp out excess steam.
Step 7: Beg Andy for another.
Repeat steps until completely clogged.

Congratulations! you are now living the dream.

10 clogged throats/10

I'm worried it will smell bad and I'll gag. Any advice? I don't want to make a fool out of myself. How will he react if I gag on it?

If it smells bad and you gag. You were not born for logs and there's nothing I can do. I can't say for sure but I suspect Andy will use his brownie snapper to cut you short, pull up his pants and leave to give sustenance to a more worthy individual.

>I'm worried I'll gag kek

KEK saved

Assholes. Go to bed.

Grow up

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its only smells

Kek, had to rewatch that one

B-but, b-b-battery.

Wat