I don't give a fuck about this random tinder girl. Let's have fun

I don't give a fuck about this random tinder girl. Let's have fun.

"Just kidding. Actually I'm just a fag."

OP is fag.

Go die looser

I want you to eat my face twin

Just kidding, its actually a scrotum

yes, it's true. but I also absorbed his intelligence. my IQ is over 160 which is considered genius. I taught myself to play piano at age 6 and know over 1,000 digits of pi

When you need atention this bad.

kyS faggot

yes. My sister noticed it when she was banging me.

"Can I fuck you?" Straight to point

dubs ftw

No

Can I tell you a secret?

...

only if you whisper it

send her the grinch grin

would you be uncomfortable sitting on my face? you know with the whole dead fetus and everything.

Wanna try to suck it out through my cock?

KEK

"the only thing I've been able to fuck recently is the neighborhood cat, little guys legs are giving out now"

Just sent it. Will post screenshot when/if I get a reply.

She's getting uncomfortable. Do we double down and scare her off or tone it down to keep the convo going?

How did she not get scared off already? Are most normies just this fucking direct and assertive what the fuck

How about a blowjob then? At least that head isn't mutated.

Tone down. She's still on the hook

All right, I can respect that. Are you free for dinner saturday night by the way?

roll

This is from the other day. We've had a normal conversation for a while now and I just realized I'm not interested. This is coming out of left field days after matching. That's why.

Is it incest if I cum on my own face and some gets on the fetus?

You can't tell me to tone down. It's up to you guys. I am your puppet.

jesus

God dammit. This will likely be the last message.

Reroll for autismo

There will probably not be a response

She will probably have great laugh

"Ever heard of andy sixx? i am married to his asshole

SHE RESPONDED!!! But she know's something is awry. We can save this. Help me bring her back in.

I think it's past the point of no return now

3 dubs in ~40 responses. That's not even fair.

Just say its all a joke and you're fucking around. You may have confirmed her naivety or her retardation or both.

Nah I think she's pretty aware that something fucky is going on. I'd have to come up with something pretty creative to get out of this one.

Honestly man, se hung in there for all that. She might be cool.

sorry my feotus brother takes control of my brain sometimes

Tell her you want her to sit on your face, but only if she's down for a threesome

Sorry if my sense of humor is a little twisted, how about we start over? Would you like to go out sometime?

rolling

i have autismo

roll

this

conchetumare, cachaste la wea del meo temblor shishitumari?

shiaaa la volaitaa shushetumare

retry

I accidentally fucked my dog once

Fuck yes, I got doubles
Do it bitch

Whats your fav sex position?

And i got trips? Nice I'm on a roll

hot fucking damn!

sooooo close

Oh shit you're right, I was close to satanic trips too
Damn it

I was going to abandon this but i can't ignore dubs followed by trips.

Happy to help, OP

OP here. If I'm going to save this, i'm going to have to go with the old "Holy shit. I passed out and my friend took my phone" technique. She might be dumb enough to go for it.

Do it. Better than nothing. She seems perfect.

Make it sound believable tho

please respond

If I send pictures of my dick can I save this conversation/potential love interest?

rerolling one time for your only hope, OP.
Before I go do weeb shit.

all nigger pussy tastes the same

so what kind of asmr do you listen to?

not even my micropenis could save it at this point.

haha im sorry about all this, im really shy *hehe* i just wanted to get to know you better :3 xd

YES CHECK MY DUBDUBS

markiplier quietest lets plays. on repeat. for 36 hours straight.

>when you realize girls are doing the same trolling bullshit that we do

who cares not like you ever speak to women

double dubs? really? i already rectified the situation and she's back on board.

you have to obey the dubs
the get is sacred

Don't make me do it. Not now.

>tfw op actually does care about this girl

Geez, I dunno if she believed you, OP

what a horrible reaction picture..

That retarded-ass picture doesn't fit at all. Please terminate yourself.

Ikr

I started to back out. But I can't ignore double dubs.

...

OP you crazy sunvabitch!!

Told you she knew you were fucking around. If she didn't, she would have blocked your ass by now.

It doesn't matter cause he just goofed

This is why I come to Sup Forums

Sounds like a plan. I've got a pile of sonic hentai that I'm way behind on masturbating to.

OP, you crazy cook.

If there's a girl that u like and have been texting some funny shit back and forth with…how do u tell her u like her?

you stupid motherfucker... she was going to worship you.

This

He doesn't care about her faggot. How hard is it to understand that

We need more of this on Sup Forums

Updates? Pappy needs to cum...

Yeah but he should

Why?

can you please just answer me im nervous are you okay? oh :/ you prolly already went to bed :c well....ok.....gnight, i had a lot of fun talking today :D!

"I'm gay" "haha just kidding, I ain't a faggot"

Because pussy, that's why. She's also charming...sort of. Got any pics OP?

She's charming? You can tell that from text. Interesting.
And the more he doesn't care about the pussy, the more likely it is that he'll get it