Daily reminder you'll never do this and will die a virgin

Daily reminder you'll never do this and will die a virgin.

Yeah I know,thanks for reminding me

Ok, don't cry yourself to sleep bud.

Projecting/10

But I did that last night user

He never actually penetrated. How do we know he's not a virgin?

/thread

He didnt penatrate but it is hott10.10

I won't
>sheds tear

Dubs checked

Daily reminder if you do this you're still a virgin.

That doesn't look right

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Daily reminder that condom intercourse is not real sex
You're still a virgin unless you have made dick inside pussy contact

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too late, already have

You'll never be loved.

That's not true, I love myself.

Good for you user

Good thing I'm not a beta fag like all of you and got a gf

:(

>this

I do that so often that it's become a chore and fapping to bdsm porn and camming on fetlife has become a lot easier and what I do more often.
hate me.

my gf used my dick to rub her clit like a toy yesterday. came inside her no condom. good shit OP you should try it.

Missed out.

Them are some 5-star tits.

It's really great. I'm convinced anyone can get laid if they just don't give a fuck about rejection, it's especially easy with online dating...
I think if more guys got laid the world would be a better place.

I have done that. It's not that great, actually. Slapping her clit with your dick is way more fun.

Online dating only works for good looking people.

i got fucked in the ass and then jerked off a friend after highschool once

i'd say that counts as sex so i'm not a virgin

Hourly reminder that this is a technicality loose women use to say they are still virgins.

I get on that treadmill and no matter how fast I run I can't outrun the pain.

Used to do this with my wife when she was off birth control. Way better than condom sex and rustled her lady bits just fine.

> pic related

Thank you : )

Fat women are a thing, user.
Believe me, if you are relatively washed, get a hair cut and are employed, fat women will deepthroat you and let you tie them to a chair with a vibrator on their clit and a plug in their ass and beg for your cum anywhere inside their body.

But you won't give it to them yet, the first load is going in her face.
Those big titties you can ride like an ass need one too.

Fat women can be fun, user.

that image made me laugh the most I have in years at anything on this site
thank you sir

that's fun to do with an attractive woman

but with a fatty it's just a chore

tfw i just got fucked in the ass by a bbc

oh shiiiiitttt shes hot as heckles

more? pics/webms of the outercourse?

not if you're not regularly getting any, user.

I have done that, fun for about two minutes and then just a cock tease.

Creampie or swallow, choice is hers

Not for you anons. I'll think about it for quads

Lol. Except I've done that exact move and am listening to her sleep right now.

HA i cant do that anyways cause my dicks too small

Infidel.

If it's not less than 4in stfu.

Nah the dude is still a virgin. A woman becomes a slut the second she breaks her hymen.

#
Jokes on you

... and ejaculated inside.

not in the mouth, not on her tits, not on her face, in her vagina with the semen hitting her cervix for purpose of procreation.

Mo

>mfw i had a fuck buddy in college and we did that regularly
>mfw i graduated and am going on a 16 month dry spell

Honestly, I think it was better before. Having something like that stripped away from you is maddening.

Never done that but I'm not a virgin. The qt3.14 I'm talkin to right now actually said she loved me for the first time Sunday night. I've been ecstatic since. Haven't slept for shit since, i feel like a giddy kid on christmas waiting to get her first text in the morning.

I agree with this.
I actually put it inside my first girlfriend after 5 months of condom sex and I was addicted. My current gf is on birth control because condoms are an atrocity and not real sex. It's not even similar.

Already done that, after a while it becomes shitty

Literally all I got on my iPad. Phones in the kitchen and I'm passing out

You know, I am a junior in college now and nobody knows that I'm a virgin. My friends I assume I'm getting mad pussy because of my looks and am foreign (superior European genes), when in reality I can't get pussy even if somebody put a gun to my head.

Losing virginity greentext threat?

>be my first time
>girl had bfs before, but don't care since she offered me pussy for days and she was single at the time
>finger her through her hotpants for a bit
>asks me for dick
>i'm a virgin so all my movements are awkward as fuck at first
>getting over the shaking
>finally fully undressed
>try to rub her clit with my dick to tease her
>she gets pissy, thinking i can't find the hole
>just shoves it in
>ohshit OHSHIT

The fuck itself felt amazing but she was the type of girl to just lay there like a freaking plank of wood, even when i ate her out till she came afterwards. Even asked me to stop right as she was about to blast. Wouldn't suck me off either. If i'm ever lucky enough to get another piece of ass i hope they're more enthusiastic, but since it was my first time i probably shouldn't complain.

roll

Don't even enjoy that anyway virgin OP.

Why do you think we prefer vag dumbass.

Virgin detected.

oh shit trips.

so goddamn close

Rolland for sweet justice

my first serious girlfriend used to do that to me, to orgasm sometimes. My wife nowadays doesn't like it at all.

that should count for something at least

Mo

shit son you unlucky today

wonder who the real virgin is.
>Even asked me to stop right as she was about to blast.
poor girl is completely inhibited.

So what? Meth is better.

Liar. This entire thread is bait and OP Is clearly12. MODS!.

Sage.

Roll

the camel slide, one of my favorites. almost as good as fucking

Yeah. It was kind of cute as it was happening but thinking back makes it feel awkward. It's not like there was anyone else in or even near my hood. She stayed over two days, we banged again on the second before she had to go. Wish i would have told her to just let loose for once.
Worse because she told me afterwards she wanted to do it (i asked her if she sucks/would let me cum in her mouth or face) but was afraid to do something wrong. I seriously wonder how she had like three or four dicks before but is afraid to give head, but eh, women.

Least i didn't stop though. Having her in my arms shaking and panting felt almost as good as nutting itself, but in a more wholesome way.

probably thought enjoying it would make her a slut or whatever. heartbreaking, really.