You walk into the bathroom and see this. what do

you walk into the bathroom and see this. what do

well if she's using the bathtub, I guess I have to shit on the floor

fuck her right there

Why is the water black?

bath bomb im guessing

do a 360 and walk back out

Tell her that if this black shit stains she's buying me a new tub.

same, shit on the floor, only right answer

Tell her to clean that shit up before it stains the tub... This is why we never get our deposit back bitch

>tips fedora
>turn 720°
>walk away

Rape her

>do a 360
>skate away

You shit in bathtubs?

Ask her why she felt it necessary to ruin my tub.

of course, where else does one shit?

That's a 360 flip not a 360

Are you sure you know what a 360 means?

thats one smooth tre flip

well, I did a 180 once and ended up back where I started

Run out the door and straight to the nearest Catholic Church to search for weapons

Ask her why she wasted all of my squid ink in the tub. I need that shit to practice for my Chopped debut.

>"Why is the water black?"
>"Why are you in my bathtub?"
>"Why are you wearing a swimsuit in my bathtub that has black water?"
>"Who are you?"

offer to teach her how to play league of legends

whip out my dick and piss on her and see how she likes surprise water play.

Kill the nigger.

>laugh as she is consumed

Suckable toes

Drown her and blame it on a dirty nigger

fuck her feet

play with her puddle

Feel sad that she can never go back

Make her leave black lipstick marks on my dick

Tell her to get the fuck out of my bathtub and my house.

Sink, trash can, in a towel, drawer.

Take picture, post to b and ask what do

>ask her if she's okay
>"You don't have to tell me what happened. But you have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs

Back to what?

First thing I thought.

rodney mullen?

that's rude

wonder where the bathtub comes from

say hello, because I'm not rude.
asking her why she but my headphones on the floor. (right bottom corner).
then asking what movies she is watching, hopefully she says something I know otherwise it's going to be awkward.

+1

I would recognize this as a mating call. I would strip off all my lower garments(leaving on my torso clothing). I would start flinging shit everywhere and I would piss in the water, market it as AnCap water later and proceed to cut and eat shit with her ovulating on the lovely mess that is all over what was a nice, clean, homely bathroom.

Whoo hoo free bitch. She even did me a favor and wore only a single piece of clothing for easy access. Rape's on the menu, boys!

ah the bitch that was from buzzfeed. she thick bruh. i'd fuck her brains out

I would apologise then go to ask my girlfriend who she is.. if shes not friend of my girlfriend id have to ask her how and why she got in my house.

Depending on answer... ask her to leave or call relevant authorities.

Probably have my ccw drawn and ask her to vaccinate the premises immediately.

Found the new Sup Forums user.

take a shit on its head then call police

It's a trail flip to be correct.

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Eat her butt. I mean like tongue up her ass suffocating on butthole

It would be rude not to, i mean she is asling for it.

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Why is there a squid in the bathtub?

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Why? Not like you fat fucks can fit in your bath tubs.

bitch, did you tile my bathroom?

>toss a toaster in that bitch.

Probably scream and then ask how the fuck did she get in my house
Then maybe ask if she wants something to eat or drink

Moar safiya?!?! she has almost had so many nip slips. I watch so hard every time.

Any recent ones ?
Also check em