You have $150,000.00 cash right now. What business would you open? Could be a storefront, restaurant, service...

You have $150,000.00 cash right now. What business would you open? Could be a storefront, restaurant, service, small business, etc.

Is that a joke? You need at least $50 million in series A funding of venture capital.

Not sure if trolling or retarded

A farm

Don't forget the team of fresh college grads all wearing their silicon valley themed hoodies, a .ly website, and an elevator pitch that you tell everyone.

> shit.ly, crowdsourced porta pottys.

reposting a dead thread

What dead thread? The last time this thread has been made was 30+ hours ago

A dark house in a dark isolated place with a dark basement and enough food for a life time with all the porn/game requirments and the rest goes to the CC to use it to buy stuff online. It is good to die alone

Marijuana store

A cereal bar/Cafe.

Cereal will be sold for 4.99 a bowl.

Also cereal milkshakes, cereal brownies, cereal ice cream. It will be near a college since that's where the fad would be. Business people are welcome too.

There will be a loyalty program such as after your 3rd bowl, your 4th is free. And a buy one get one free bowl on Tuesdays.

Williamson severe hot chocolate and the likes. But mainly cereal themed.

Will also* serve hot

I heard there not doing so well... Only far and few in between are

I would buy out my father in for his percent in a land development deal. leverage the family legacy thing for a good price, then sell in 5-7 years.

Or just wait till he dies and get it for free?

Bamp

shipping company.

Craftbeer micro brewery .. oh yes !!!!!

i'd just gamble like a third of it then double down if i lose

I'd just keep the money OP. Put it in to some saving account.

.ly? Ha, you'll never make it in the business world! It's all about .io

There already usps... FedEx... Ups... And the shitty lasership as well as DHL. What exactly will you do. Also to start a shipping company you need literal millions.

Gamble all of it and double it x10

>get a small apartment with no less than 3 rooms
>buy 3 of the best sex dolls out there
>rent em per hour
>have one or two mexican ladies to clean em up really well after each client

That's the future, man.

the actually made the face cute

teh tooker jobs!

That's illegal at least here in the us

how so? Sex dolls aren't illegal.

A business for 150 grand ???
Well fuck op I guess I'm buying a hotdog vending business with that kind of capital.
All I can do with it is invest. Or start a very small business that will likely never pickup and grow profit.

Bamp

With $150K, you hardly have enough to get a loan for a storefront business.

Average initial start up cost of a decent small business is around $30k, running at a loss for 2-5 years.
Fuck you smokin?

Are you trolling or retarded?

>It will be near a college
Perfect location for a cereal killer.

These dumbasses really think you can't startup a business for 150k lmao. With that money you can start your own pizzeria here in nyc.

Kek

INVEST IN CRYPTOS. I'm currently hodling a bit of bitcoin, litecoin, and vertcoin, but more vertcoin than anything else.

A McD would cost you $2M here in the states. And you really need at least 3 of them to have a reasonable income from the venture. I'll let you do the math. That $150K is chump change.

uh.... 1/3 is a third of it, doubling down would be 2/3'rds. when you put 1/3rd together with 2/3rds you get all of it.

besides there are bet limits on some stuff you probably can't just walk in and dump it all in one go. I'd just make a few reasonable bets with the first 1/3rd then double down every time i lose on a game.

My own version of 9 gag but 4.5 gag

Shares, or actual crypto that can be spent on fleshlights etc?

Who in the fuck said it has to be a McDonald's? Could be a fucking barbershop

Are you being cereal

Jesus fuck off you fucking scum. Stay in your /biz/shithole and Goodluck losing all your money with your autistic way of investing.

Or fush end chup shop brew

Super cereal

bagel and tea shop. I'm applying for a loan today to open one.

Oy vey

A hotdog stand because 150k is too fucking little to open up a decent business

Actual crypto I have in an offline wallet. The plan is to hodl for a while, like >20 years. I'm in it for the long run

Bamp

Weed dispensary

That movie was shit and its over a decade old now.

dunno what the fuck all you hotdog stand people are on about.

i started my first business with literally nothing but a mate's computer.

buying print cheap and selling it slightly less cheap, managing suppliers; factoring as it was called then.

took it up to £3m turnover, 25 employees before shit started going wrong, it ran for about 15 years.

i set up a similar business which cost less than £10k for deposit on office, computers, 1 part-time member of staff, outfitting etc. that is now just online.

current business cost £10k to set up and is 1 year old, trading at a loss currently but loss is no more than asset value, so $150k would have got me pretty far.

average rent for an office, small shop, workshop etc is about $1k per month
fit-out whether you're selling coffee, computer parts, whatever, no more than $5-10k with signage, tools, computers, marketing material
phones, internet, utilities shouldn't be more than $500 a month

so call that $1500 per month, your $150k is going to let you run that business for 100 months, or 8 years.

say you intend to trade for 5 years before turning profit, as says.

you'll have monthly costs of $90,000, setup of $10,000 say leaving you $50,000 for your wages and cost of sales, which you should and could be recouping and profiting on.

$150k is loads to set up a business. the apprentice offers them $250k like its the dream to end all dreams, doesn't it?

You dont have to lie to kick it.

how the fuck did that film only open in 1 theatre for 1 weekend?

I also own my business... It's a gourmet deli here in New York. I started with literally 110k in 2008.

All these people saying 150k either suck at business, are 12, or suck in finance and management. 150k is a shit ton to get a hold up in many many businesses.

it was indie shit

Lmao never knew that movie ecisted

Dead nigger storage LLC

Could I get a tldw?

Would've made bank in 1800

see
Some hipster runs a failing cereal bar in some hipster neighborhood with his hipster crush.

Struggling musician Neal Downs (Aaron Stanford) works as manager of a little New Orleans eatery called Flakes, owned by an old hippie, Willie B (Christopher Lloyd), that serves nothing but cold cereal to its loyal clientele. When a rival franchise opens up across the street, Neal's girlfriend, the self-named Pussy Katz (Zooey Deschanel), applies for a job at the new establishment as a means of getting back at Neal for refusing to hire her at his place.

>nothing but cold cereal

No wonder it failed. The fag was only selling cold cereal and nothing else.

Also damn that bitch really went to the other establishment and ditched him lmao.

What ended up happening in the end? How did the movie end? Also why the fuck were you watching this movie in the first place

I'd open up a Sandwich Cafe with loyalty rewards, free wifi and nothing but intrumental studio ghibli music.

preferably near a university or college, or semi near a frequent tourist location.

Buy some fucked up UPS and a couple servers, 4 public static ip addresses, VMWare pro licence, and WHM retailer licence, open a DNS/Hosting service company, with DVR survellance tunnel for clients, configure some VM's maybe also for a terminal server farm for client specific apps.

So basically a bootleg subway

Small machine shop.

sorry if i wasn't specific.like A stacked BLT sandwich or panini ( the whole spectrum ) with a hot/cold coffee drink of the customers choice. That type of deal.

No-coiner detected
See you in 2 years

Hamburger stand. Has 4 to 6 stools and a take out window. Would sell them with or without cheese. And little bags of chips. All condiments come in those little packets. So all you need is 2 people max to run it. Then it would close once it ran out of food. When it seems exclusive people just eat that shit right up.

My big business idea for the last 7 years has been this:

Every country around the world has different food at McDonald's. Japan has shrimp burgers. France has the McBaguette. I think Italy has pasta at their McDonald's.

Start up an "international McDonald's" that serves these different world specialties in America -- but at an increased price.

McDonald's normally makes their food so cheap through arbitration. When there's too much chicken, they sell seasonal chicken dishes. When chicken prices go up, they stop selling the seasonal dish. So the whole reason McDonald's does shrimp burgers in Japan is because shrimp is so fucking cheap in Japan. In order to sell shrimp burgers anywhere else they'd have to import the shrimp, greatly increasing prices.

For this reason, it'd be a hipster-faggot McDonald's. You wouldn't go there because it's cheap. You'd go there because it's cool. And to say you did it. This kind of business does best with:

>A young audience (throws away money on "cool shit" with no regards to practicality)
>High customer turn-over (expect people to get bored of it, so you need fresh blood who haven't tried it yet)

With these two combined, it just makes sense to put this McDonald's on a college campus. The larger the city, the better -- so probably NYU.

Well McDonald's wouldn't allow that. So your 7yesr idea just went down the drain in 2 seconds.

That's not true at all. McDonald's allows franchises a lot of freedom. There are some McDonald's that are sit-down restaurants with valets and shit.

Computer hardware store called "The RAM Shack".

Would you be willing to send some to me cos im a filthy Jew in need of cash.

is that cafe in melbourne? if so, I used to live above it.

if not, I used to live above a cafe like that, in melbourne.

>either way

>buy 10-15 used snowmobiles
>buy arctic equipment
>buy a couple cabins
>start guiding tourists around
>charge them 200 dollars per hour
>additional 45 dollars per hour for renting a snowmobile

Oh wait, already done this.

Failed idea. Computer stores are no longer a thing. RadioShack and circuit city and compusa are no more.

yeah, all the little computer stores are boarded up round here, there was one in every small town 10 years ago, and they made good money building PCs, fixing computer problems for parents & grandparents, and selling to local businesses.

now every family has a person competent enough to deal with the old folks' printer issues, online you can buy a PC so cheap its not viable to build for cost anymore, and businesses just buy online.

custom pc building and repair.

Governmental approved Marijuana Grow facility.

>loyalty rewards
what are?
>inbf4 google it

Yeah pretty much. Either buy a computer or computer parts from Newegg or Amazon... Or bestbuy. High chance a computer business will fail

If someone is tech enough to get into pc gaming, then they'll also be smart enough to build a pc like 98% of every other pc gamer does and look up YouTube tutorials.

this is shit

You are shit

>200 dollars per hour
damn thats a fuckin lot of money

People pay.

I would leverage the 150,000 to take out a 750,000 dollar loan, and start a upscale liquor store/bottle shop in a prime location along the lines between a city and the suburbs. Rich people spend stupid amounts on booze.

>assuming they will let you take out a loan that huge based on what you have

>assuming you can pay back that 750k loan if your business fails, and fuck up your whole life forever

>assuming a liquor store costs 750k to startup

youre a fuckin retard. You could start it with the 150k. Just rent a small place and stock it with liquor. Keep what you don't spend in the bank earning interest.

He's a fucking retard for other reasons. He's a failed businessman.

i know a guy who set up an upscale bottle shop, having worked at a similar establishment for a few years, and with the owners' blessing and mentoring.

it cost him a fuckchunk less than $150k. he stocks about 150 different beers, and maybe 10-20 of each type of spirit, so 10-20 really nice vodkas, etc etc.

beers are cheap and easy to upsell and for the spirits, you only need to hold 1-2 bottles of each, you don't need to buy them in 12s even.

just order up what you sell daily or even weekly.

total stock value at approx $3 a beer and $30 a spirit would be under $30,000 in beer and under $30,000 in spirits assuming 30 spirit types, 30 bottles of each, average cost $30.

so yeah I agree he is a retard, but how do you know he is a failed businessman?

Sex dolls are not prostitutes, no difference to charge you for play on my scale train or xbox 360, its just a toy.

>$150,000.00
>0,000.00

i doubt you'd be that pleased if I spunked inside your xbox 360 tho.

So, pretty much you don't know anything about business?

???

Buy a warehouse, install some cooling and bitcoin mine if I could afford it.
If not, a farm for maximum comfy. In both instances I'd find the cheapest land I could, don't care about country.
If none of those are an option I'd get a trailer and convert it into a mobile coffee shop for festivals or camping sites or whatever, not for profit but for the fun of it.

You would be surprised.