China denies exporting human meat to African supermarkets

>Chinese officials have issued an angry denial following claims the country has been marinating human cadavers, putting them in cans and then selling them in African supermarkets.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/20/china-denies-exporting-human-meat-to-african-supermarkets/

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I wouldn't put it past them

They already eat cats and dogs and live snakes and insects. Why are humans any different?

we soylent green now

Doesn't even look like human flesh

Is human cheap? I would imagine it would contain more of the nutrients our body needs. If so I might have to start buying from china.

Humans take a long time to grow vs a chicken with hormones in a year

African believe Ebola-chan is real. They are easily scared because they don't have access to much education. China doesn't sell human corpses to Africa.

China has a surplus of unwanted people, I can see this happening.

I don't know, guys. The Chinese seem like fine, upstanding people. You really think they'd stoop so low?

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we wuz cannibals and shit

>Chinese officials have issued an angry denial following claims the country has been marinating human cadavers
Jokes on them, it was dogs & cats instead!

Wasn't that a resident evil 6 spoof though?

Fucking disgusting

Suddenly this survey makes sense.

Yeah it was re6 promo pics, pretty well meted though.

I don't really doubt it.

You guys know what they do to the Falun Gong, right?

Anyone calling a chinese hospital for some new organs can get them within the week. They can get the right type of organ, the right blood type and biological type, in a single week. All healthy and ready.

Even on the international scale, this isn't possible.

They imprison the Falun Gong by the thousands, and keep them alive to harvest their organs. They murder them and rip out a kidney, some corneas, whatever they need. They've stopped using bullets to kill them because it damages the organs.

After they've harvested their organs, I wouldn't put it past that soulless nation to sell the ground meat to Africa.

now we now what's behind that "china is super welcoming to refugees" statistic

i feel sick. these aren't humans.

Meemed

Free range.

Good gweilo, yes. Come rest with us. We have a very nice place for you to stay.

This. China is known to be a swindlers culture.

If they can convince you human flesh is delicious tuna, and you believe them, that's you, dummy.

kek

>all those cucks in the USA

WE NEED A PURGE!

lel
>oh herro yes tyrone step right this way into my grinder

ayy lmao

Fucking insect minded chinks. Dogs originated from Europe, introducing them to the Asians was a mistake.

youtube.com/watch?v=bvAOOwvJMZs

This should be a decent summary, although it doesn't have the full story.

If you're going to slam china for anything, this is it.

Well of course not. They're dogs.

Because cannibalism isn't good for health

Lmao

I bet it's the first time those niggers have had Chinese.

Shame the poor things will be hungry again half an hour later

Why would they care? They're not eating it. The Chinese aren't exactly known for their empathy.

>purge movie
Start with the basement dwelling virgins of Sup Forums. I mean how hard is it to get a job? Not everything is the joos fault

I'm upset that Chinks even exist. They're far worse than niggers, they're like a demon race that we have to pretend is human.

Its possible that they actually do it, but i think growing or looking for animals is more easy then looking for people

Prove it

It's meat just like any other

Shit you could probably gain intelligence from eating human brains etc

>brb going to China to market this original idea do not steal

Neither is smog or their water.

Google it m8

>worse than niggers
Nah, they just need good leaders. They'll follow when lead.

Well smog comes from factories, so its more legal then looking for people to make food from

>"WE WIRR BE SUPAPAWA, AMERICA BEWARE OF SOUTH CHINA SEA!"

Chinese ""people""

There is a disease you get for eating human brains, you filthy britscum.

Eating human, or long pork as many call it, causes changes in the brain. Tribes that canibilised other tribes never lasted. They all ended up crazy and were victims of natural selection.

Lol

Seen this

This is among the reasons why we need to remove China from the map

>Denies exporting

Why export when there are plenty of dead Africans already?

my sides

Good lord. If there was any reason to mine asteroids that would be it. Just to stop china from single handily destroying the planet.

Sure if you were gonna farm raise human for the purpose of selling for meat at peak range it would be a hugh investment in time & money.

However if they're just buying up dead bodies from in a country with a billion people it is probably very cheap, and supply is never low.

guy this was a capcom stunt 4 years ago

eurogamer.net/articles/2016-05-20-four-year-old-resident-evil-pr-stunt-fuels-chinese-government-denial

projectumbrella.net/news/Capcom-creates-Resident-Evil-themed-Fake-Human-Meat-Market

you think that's funny, burger?

I have no problem believing China butchers and eats people, but think about it. A human would be expensive as fuck, definitely not something you'd use as filler for canned meat.
Seems like the kind of thing that higher-ups in the government would enjoy as a luxury. They drink human milk at government banquets and there's evidence they eat human fetuses in shadier areas, I wouldn't doubt they eat human meat too.

What flags is that?
I'm on mobile

Oman

I'm in college and I complain about summer jobs being taken up by 35 year old Nepalese fucking shits raising a family with minimum wage and hiring only his own family

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Kuru! Also lots of prion based diseases come from eating brains. Generally not a good idea to eat them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

Republican's wet dream.

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>obvious le enemey "denied" things we made up / Chinea Africa divide and conquer propaganda

Get of that proxy Vietnam

Neither is a 3 mile thick blanket of smog or gutter oil

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i need some context here...

>they eat human fetuses in shadier areas
example?
and who eats it, politicians?

Guy with a mental disorder attacks a toddler.

Toddler didn't die.

Need a tldr, about to go out.

Feels like I need to post this everyday.

>Asians have a higher IQ
Top fucking kek

>be chink
>take in some starved african refugees in your home
>feed them on cats, dogs, insects and gutter oil
>as soon as they get fat, kill them, skin them, pack them in tin can and send them back to Africa
>became rich and successful chinese business man

and nothing of value would be lost. genius

China superpower by 2020!

I'm guessing by the thumb it's the mentally ill chink beating the fuck out of a small kid webm

Human flesh isn't a problem but brains usually isn't a good idea

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

>Toddler didn't die
Thats legit impressive that the kid is still alive, however is he retarded now or maybe a cripple?

A Modest Proposal

Dayum that's genius.

We should start selling kebabs to kebabs

Lol, Im pretty sure I could rip that 120 lb chinmen in half and see how much he has

i taught there would be something more to the story not just everyday brutality, oh well

No damage at all. He stayed in the hospital for a week and went right back to street-cleaning. Little kid heads are like rubber balls

Germans willing to accept them in their towns and villages but not their homes.

Do they just assume someone else will help? Fucking cucks don't even want to take responsibility for their new pets

Truly much feelings the nation

Thats really something.

Looking for an excuse to show off?

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Eating long pig is fine if you stick to flesh and leave the organs as they normally have toxins from the person you're eating in them and as for brains there's a disease That can spread by eating the brain but the long pig must be infected like the Tribes in Papa New Guinea

Well, considering all the money they save on research, I'd say it's pretty smart of them.

I believe this is what you're looking for.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

Its caused by self-reproducing proteins that eat away the brain. Kinda fascinating.

You should see the videos where they skin them alive, and let them slowly bleed to death afterwards.

I swear. Those Chinks aren't human.
liveleak.com/view?i=788_1463724369

>tfw this gives you a massive erection.
would fap/10

Of course its not true,
If you people believe this you are beyond retarded

>African supermarkets

True or not, why is no one surprised this would be something those soulless Chinks would do?

>those mental gymnastics to justify the average americans willingness to let rapists into their own home

Why am I the only person concerned about this picture displaying undeniable evidence that Netflix has thrown its hat into the canned tuna game?

>Alpers and Lindenbaum's research conclusively demonstrated that kuru spread easily and rapidly in the Fore people due to their endocannibalistic funeral practices, in which relatives consumed the bodies of the deceased to return the "life force" of the deceased to the hamlet, a Fore societal subunit.[10] Corpses of family members were often buried for days then exhumed once the corpses were infested with maggots at which point the corpse would be dismembered and served with the maggots as a side dish.[11]

>people walking past like nothing is happening.

What the fuck?

In China, if you help someone you can be responsible for paying for their medical bills.

This is what socialism wants. Unfeeling Atheism

>dogs
Dogs are one of the noblest creatures in the world. Man's best friend. Dogs are too good for them. The Chinese are practically soulless insects.

who knows, maybe todays bernstein shift fucked everything up in africa?

kek, brains is the worst part to eat! Prion diseases spread well through cannibalism, it's just not a good idea to eat humans

what are those boats called they look cheap and comfy