Why don't you own a gun?

Why don't you own a gun?

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what the fuck do i need a gun for

why dont you come up with an original thread, faggot

to kill yourself faggot

Do you have a fire extinguisher in your house?

Don't need one. Canada is a safe country. Unlike the States.

Because I live in UK :'(
But I have an air rifle.. That's all I'm allowed to own

becasue I would use it on myself

Move to NI. You can own all types of guns there for protection. Even handguns.

A phoney protection order.

Hum... 'cause I still got my dick.

not Americunt

this

maybe I do

maybe I don't

come back with a warrant

I live in a country where I can't own one without a license which is super hard to get, and if you do get it, you can only own a pistol + 50 bullets.
I'd like to own rifles, and pistols, but welp, nothing to do.

Lost all mine in a tragic boating accident

It is already a little annoying

Weird that you can own pistols over rifles.
In Canada there is a tighter restriction on handguns. You can only take them to ranges not out in the bush camping. Most rifles you can take anywhere.

Because I don't need to overcompensate for an undersized penis.

>How work all this stores?

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If you use this association immediately in connection with firearm ownership, then you are probably the one who has problems with size ;3

I dont need a gun because I dont live in a 3rd world country full of violent drug-dealing niggers

I do though

Everyone knows that people only need assault weapons with extended clips, when they have a tiny dick.

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>assault weapons
>clips

You forgot to add ghost guns that shoot 30 magazine clips in half a second

Bitch don't even get me started on silencers, next thing you know, you'll claim you need some RPGs for self defense.

here are my guns. I love them

Oh my god I know. Fucking silencers. Like why do you need something that makes a gun impossible to hear. It's ridiculous

I finally know why I have these tendencies...

I own a lightweight, wooden-trimmed lever action .30-.30 rifle, prefect for those situations where you need rifle-caliber stopping force with field-tier simplicity and a high repeat rate with a low report- all without the chance of over-penetration so that your round does the maximum amount of damage at moderate ranges.
My question is why would you own something with a track record as abhorrent as a pistol?

GFD, got trips and had no pic on hand, pic related
>inb4 le rifleman

I dont technaly """own""" a gun

Because killing is more fun with a knife

Because I'm not American

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Because I own a firearm

I'm irresponsible and irrational and quite a violent drunk.

>Why don't you own a gun?
Because a gun can miss.

A FAG

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